But this reminds me a little bit of the court room scene in "Serial Mom" when Kathleen Turner as serial mom is acting in the capacity of her own defense attorney, and she quizzes a persistent police detective who's trying to put her away, on just what kinds of magazines he subscribes to. The police detective replies inocently: "Well my family gets Time, Newsweek, and oh yeah, my wife reads the Ladies Home Journal." Serial mom then quickly turns to the "virtuous and upstanding" detective with a piece of evidence obtained by Serial Mom's garbage man friends, from the the upstanding policeman's own garbage can. Serial mom dratically shows the piece of evidence to the courtroom: "And what is this we found in your trash Mr. polce detective? Exhibit A your honor, a copy of a magazine called...Chicks with Dicks!?!!"

It could only be a classic case of maureenophobia, for which one can hardly blame the good lass, for the toxic sentiments of the odonnell, are a truly heinous discharge of the ass.

After years of all in the family grift, these theivin' old dudes have hit up on a "rift."

Ruckus, you may be able to tease us, but you damn sure won't fuck us.

Looks like you got told, that GED of yours must be pretty old.

I don't know about what's the expected or the more generally accepted place for a fresh black face in the presidential race, with regard to either tone, or temperament, or even fast or slow pace, or about blunderdog's "patch," or any other kind of jack like that.

Nor do I with any certainty know what theoretically speaking, Obama's character type is in a literary novel, or hypothetical dramatic role, but I do believe with a suspicion that I do not believe to be science fiction, that berlet 98 and maureen odonnell, were sinisterly shat out the ass end, of a giant cosmic blackhole.

for extreme mental density

as well as a benighted proclivity

for ignorance and negativity.

all he's about is just hate.

Then there somethin' strange

That he frantically squirted.

Try repubtards.com. They also sell elephant shit paper weights. But here with you I must concur, I'm fucking sick to death with all of this stupid "daily Palin" manure.

Who gives a fuck?

We all came to hear

The hockey puck.

McLame duck

Am really supposed to give a lame fuck?

Here are a few simple words

In which you might choose to invest.

Never ever shit

In your own nest.

Obama has pledged to have the troops in Iraq rotated back home, McCain on the other hand, says the U.S. will remain in Iraq for a generation if need be, and keep on goin' it alone.

Are grown adults who still live with their mothers

And little nerds who can't get laid.

Doesn't speak our current lingo.

And just need to lay back and fuckin' cool it a bit

They pissily bitch and moan how it's close in the polls

Not understanding the gradual nature of how things often go

Some of the Obama supporters just really need to fuckin' chill

Because that moment WILL arrive for that zoom in for the kill.

So in summary:

Suck up your annoying doubt, and chill the fuck out.

Maybe you just lack the stomach for just kickin' back and watching things take shape, I think Obama isn't take jack for granted, and his chances range from good to great.

Some of you people are too close to the suspense and the thrill, and really just need to lay back, and take a chill pill.

Who's rep is in stark dispute.

Try 12 to 18 months, a measured and gradual return of troops back to the states, whilst at the same time, hopefully keeping Iraq from tearing itself apart, through sectarian hate.

If he just faced and embraced

His dead end inevitability.

Fuck off fer Chissake.

..and Sarah Palin?

Anybody hear any news about this?

...having to do with Sandra Bernhard making some scathing (and I hope ferociously funny) remarks at Sarah Palin's expense. Anybody up on this? I did some digging and dug up nada.

Don't blow it Bitch.

As narrated by people in the pundit biz...

Layin' low stayin' cool

Not bein' played like impetuous fools

We're gonna bring old McDonald's farm back to school

And put old man McCain

In a world of hurt

That'll leave him in traction!

nice to hear you laughed

the pundits write the once upon a times

but the main attactions all gaffed

ever have the weird sensation

that you don't understand

the new math?

sometimes you feel

like you're bein' narrated to death

a trillion squawking heads

seem all tripped out on crystal meth.

but when shit reaches that point

of total nonsensical projection

it's time to step back from that TV set

and ride the rough rapids totally tubeless

until we reach the end of this election.

I find this funny and ironic

That a slap in the face has been delivered

To an asshole so iconic

Limbaugh's goin' for broke

Sayin' antagonisms are bein' stoked

The same man who invoked scores of antagonisms

With all his racist anti-ragheadisms...

The fat that's in the fire

Pig Limburger

Smells like a fat burnin' spare tire.

I find that characterization grossly simplistic

And majestically malforming

I believe that there is a time for calm

That is to say

A time to just chill

And a time in the ripeness of time

Right before make that strike for the kill.

Pretty Palin want a cracker?

Is noxious and rotten

I shall not rest until I have his boar's head on a pole

So I can ram it straight up John McCain's

Fat old asshole.

You can file my sincere sentiments right up your uptight little ass, Pig Limburger got the dish, for his shit kickin' trash.

AKA

Bullshit Server