Anybody at the time

With astute faculties of smart deduction

Perceived that under the tightened down screws of embargo

That Iraq could NOT aquire materials for manufacturing weapons

Of mass destruction.

Back in 2003, it was hard to find one single fucking American

Who'd even consider this possibility, mull it over, or maybe

Even agree, cos you can't believe jack shit, that you don't

Get from that most worship worthy box - American TV.

If the half assed, high on laughin' gas, citizenry of this

Country, get led into another unredemptive, pre-emptive war

With Iran, I hope you get your Dudley Dipshit asses dusted

Definatively, and flung in the nearest

"Absolutely No Littering" garbage can..

I don't support your mess, your Abrams tanks, your trigger

Happy, soon to be comin' home psycho kids, your generals,

your yella ribbon car magnets, or the host of maudlin Iraq

Themed movies and

Vids

It's one fine fuckin' mess

You've dutifully made,

God help you dumb bastards,

If you can't find a better and

Brighter way.

Fuck you very much.

Ching!

Iraq was completely enclosed

By an airtight

No fly zone

THE INVASION OF IRAQ

To which the world replied

"This is where you stupid assholes

Are on your own..."

A failure where?

There was no intelligence

In the first place there...

To briefly sum up

Bloombury's passionate post

You'd BETTER like the Clintons

To your very best utmost...!

Piggy back a ride

With a rich white guy

B.C.

You've already had your 8 years

Of history...

But I'm still bankin'

On Franken..

At fire sale prices

They can even be used

As flotation devices!

I often ponder

That same exact fact

That 'ol uncle Walt

Was really whack

On some wild ass

Tinker belle

Magical Kingdom

Type crack..

To the black markets of Bombay

We've got discount silicone tits

If you've got the money to pay..

Are you just stupid or thick?

They'll sell 'em

To the ladies of the west

And make a tidy profit on the quick..

The Disneyfication of the nation

Factory assembled

From generation to generation

*Accesories not included

Buy your own unique sense

Of self delluded..

Has an old loony bird

Crafted a new alias

From which to hide behind

And sqawk?

Bermuda Breast Triangle..

Kip's Big Boy

On crack..

Sheeit...

More like reconstituted

Just add ya self some water

To instant mashed potatoes

And we all been magically revoluted!

Hell, what's in it for us

What's the shit all about?

Eat Hillary's dust?

Diplomatic experiences

All include

White House

Crumpets and tea...

Built on firm french fry foundations

Most solidly conservative

Ham Burglin' buggery

And new fast food preservatives..

Is back in the house

A brand new alias

For the same 'ol stank ass mouse

"Don't y'all pollute"

But if thar be pirates

Turn a Red Sea

Into red soup...

Summoned her young grand vezir

"It is best to be begotten of a fine familial back bone

That our fine fellaheen of the field can all respect with

Reverence and

Fear..."

"Yes indeed your grace"

Replied the grand vezir

Queen Hep-pant-suit looked down to the grand vezir

Patted his head

Spoke the magic words

"Now away with you my dear..."

Next came Queen Hill

Which will next beget

Princess Chelsea

If it be the gods' will...

Dynastic family pyramids

Ensure

Powerful positions...

Call up Dr. Cyclops

Get on the horn to Sigmund N. Sea Monsta

Head 'o maritime Psy Ops...

Beatin' out loud drums

Roust aboutin' beer bums

And tearin' up and down city slums

Times for G.I.s to seize satisfactions

G.I. don't want no Nintendos no more

They want some for real

Homeland actions..

In the land of the knave

"Support Our Troops" car magnets

And freshly dug graves...

And put agore and hawkpms out there

As pirate bait..

If you build it they will come...

When there are e-vil doers about

E-vil ay-rabs and other such arch villians

It's time for Zoltan to get on his tights and cape

And get on down to the serious business

Of doin' some real good clean killin'

And

But I'll bet it was that kind of rock 'em sock 'em robots great.

Yeah, I've heard of that... As most generally understood, Jeb's law is a sort of general law of eternal loserhood."

Mom mom's had "sparks" too. She came through, and so too did you. When I was thirteen in 1977 and saw Star Wars for the first time I thought you were the most intriguging space sista ever, and you still are. You made the double bun into an iconic hair do, and played the Princess Grace of outer space. May the kindest tradewinds of the force prevail in your life. Kindest regards, Love, Klytus.

Technically speaking

Is bat-shit crazy...

That ending the malignant tumor of Nazism from attacking the organs of world civilization - that operation's a decades past done deal. And a good thing too that it was done. There are though a host of other new hot simmerin' uglies out there.

100 or so Israeli settlers have just recently gone ape shit crazy a-go-go with some righteous rioting over some kind of claim by said settlers, to a house in Hebron, one which I would have to suppose is probably a hallowed hut of some sort with biblical bona-fides ta boot, which is interestingly enough, located in an almost exclusively all arab town - Hebron. That is to put it two ways, Al-Khalil in arabic, Hebron in hebrew.

Hitler had his breathing room deal, and though certainly on a significantly much smaller scale, I can't help but see some seriously ugly ethnic cleansing begging to get back in dirty action again on the West Bank.

So let's lay off the sainted schtick, and touch some terra firma, and just cut the shit.

Dry up talent like a desert. The yuppie thing is right on the money. What I wanna see, more sniveling, stupid yuppies.

I'd rather watch paint dry than go see this picture.