Went to Viet Nam to fight for John Wayne

Where he nose dived his toy jet fighter plane

After a stretch in the Hanoi Hilton

He toiled to be a "concerned conservative"

From whence he got the maverick brand name

He strove to be president in 2000

But was budged out by Bush of the no brain

Now in 2008, with his trophy wife, Cindy McVain

He hopes you'll give him another try

And give him a little McBush of a McPush

So he can have full national McPresidential reign.

Nobody's particularly grateful for your bullshit and jive.

Cannot prove themselves reformers.

I'm not sure if McCain's lost his soul, but he is gonna lose his ass quite soon.

Cannot answer a question in kind.

son 'o shit...

Just be grateful you can groan out another grunt.

But sometimes it's justified to be blunt

McCain & Palins "reform"

Just ammounts to a few grunts and a big dump.

Like a dose of fatal poison

To a country that's ailin'....

No more daily dose of shit.

& X-tian ruptural End Timin' Atomics

The shot to the head that this country really needs...

A fatal gunshot to the head

The after effect:

America is dead.

All the hot air

Has escaped fron "the bounce"

Now there's and white haired old man

And his Alaskan elf

To trounce...

Are you harding of hearing my darling?

Why would I want another "Palin quikie"

I don't wanna get fucked...

Cos I'm no masochistic sickie.

Got hit too many times on the head

Their memeories are angry and defective

And now they just see red....

Now they just call it, the desperately naked old fart...

& Crystal Meth

C'mon everybody

Dig the new Death.

Might have to become a new food preservative....

Now only fools

With everything to lose

Like frantic headless chickens

Cluck around in the dark.

Chickenshits get plucked

Then fried

So go forth with backbone

And hold your head up with pride.

Because nobody admires a stupid chicken

That only deserves a good swift ass kickin'...

To begin an image implosion

And then a gradual crumble

That leads to a fatal free fall stumble....

Has turned to Palin tedium

Just check every outlet

And investigate every medium....

Is a great big zero...

And tiberius is more like the mad emperor nero.

Not as old as McOldman McCain's crummy old campaign for the presidency.

ANCIENT ASS OLD.

With all phasers set on stun

It's a time to exert our will

So set your weapons up to kill...

coochy coochy coochy

Over the Pig in a Poke.

As the S.S. McPig

Begins to lose its float.

Lipstick and hockey pucks first

As the bulkheads

Break and burst....

But I never fucked a dog...

That by October 31

He will drop dead from a stroke...

When John McCain Throws a Lit Cigarette

Inside the World's first Atomic Comode.

But will there be one for old man McCain

And the hockey mom?

To turn Alaska's snowy tundras

Into tropical beaches

Of pure white sand...

The greasome threesome.

From my point of view, she can cut off your balls, and then flush 'em down the loo...

Cos sometimes there is a valid excuse, cos assholes like you, should NEVER reproduce.

And to wipe Sarah's mouth

When lunch time gets sloppy.

Go make yourself miserable...

Because your retarded offspring would probably suffer Trig's precarious fate.

And hooty & Inanna think he's some kinda beefcake god.

Hooty wants Todd's booty

And Inanna'll be happy

If she gets second duty...

Ain't that a whole lot of ugly to imagine.

So for her that's enough

Todd's so rugged

And he looks so tough.

Of a classless society

That makes the rest of us look kind of unlucky

With all of that covert business and assorted secret moose pucky.

All she does all day, is imagine Todd's hot buttered buns...

Zan-drool.

And wallow just as long as you gotta wallow...

there'd be mud in your eye...

You mean like REAL news....really?

Has anybody noticed that the S.S. McCain, is about to catch a torpedo?

from the bowel evacuation chute...

don't pollute.

Hillary?

Todd and Sarah of the clan of the cave bear.

Does Todd look a little something

Like the missing link?

Thanks for infecting us with the viral disease of your busy little computer.

The preacher spoke the words:

"I now pronounce you cave man, and cave woman."

It is I doing the mezmerizing

With a small dose of Robitussin.

McCain's "bounce" just deflated

If you weren't so busy with mesmerism

I'd think you'd be elated.

When Sarah

And Toddy retire

They will only have begun

The quest for fire...

"Only the Truth" is the right wing purveyor of a plastic travesty.

Attending Achorage Community College

Doesn't neccessarily equal equal knowledge.

How can you think fast

With your head buried up your ass?

Had hit upon hard times

So he hired Nancy Reagan's astrologer

To read all the signs of the times...

McCain's sceret campaign energizer.

When you have skin the moose Sarah

On the same ticket with her McApocalypse dad.

The head of fruitless fishin' expedition

And you know things are gonna real bad

When Mr. Fix it comes in the package and the person

Of Apocalypse Dad....

Voter suppression

Economic recession

Consumer inflation

Stay at home summer vacation

If I were John McCain

I'd worry about my

McLame plans for more stagnation

For a new

And up coming

Impatient generation...

who's mindin' the moose?

Not a science fiction commision....

She doesn't have the sharp caustic wit of Lauraine Newman

And she'll never ammount to what Gilda Radner was

I'll bet you even money....

Can somebody point out the difference between these?

McCain isn't worried

It was always his end goal.

But many voters do with Bill Crytal

And his neo-con compatriots

Who all act like the Green Goblin.

Lily Tomlin was a "feminist comedian."

But Amy Pehler is high strung mimic, and a one note gimic.

His approach to foreign policy

Is the tip of a cruise missle...