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Sunday, September 14, 2008 12:38 AM

@firenze

Why don't you just shove it already, the primaries ended months ago, in case you don't catch the news all that steady. God, what a jerk, actin' like a little baby whose feelings are all hurt. Cry me a fuckin' river. Some jerk held up a stupid sign, the TV cameras caught it, and now the image is etched in your mind.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 01:09 AM

@sixteen

I heard that. Colin Powell also played ball on promoting the big Bush lie of WMDs in Iraq. Would anybody with half a head of sense support the furthering of his political career, simply on the basis of his bein' black? Not me. He aided one of the biggest frauds in recent American history. I vote for what I see as a benefit to the county's greater good, not for an image, a color, a gender, or because the squalkin' heads say I should.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 03:35 AM

@firenze

So what? A random bleacher bum was your example, why don't you put up or shut up or take a walk with McCain's pitbull?

Sunday, September 14, 2008 03:43 AM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

@jeb

On the contrary, you're the one who blew it, now if it still makes you happy, you can continue to stew in it.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 03:47 AM

Take this advice to heart

After 8 stupid years of George Bush

America NEEDS smart.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 06:11 AM

@firenze

If you're gonna make gehgoeson and me personally reponsible for the conduct of the stupid American media, then you're more nuts than I thought, and perhaps instead, I should grieve for ya.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 06:23 AM

Yeah I know,

This election is starting to look like an I.Q. test to determine the brain power of this nation, I hope the quotient doesn't come up sub-moron, and that America's intellect doesn't again go on vacation.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 06:30 AM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

Which one is not a stooge?

Which one of your posts is not the simple scribble of a stooge?

I mean really rupe.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 07:48 AM

@RIChris

Maybe you're some little grudgeful goblin or taxing little troll, I really don't know, of all that I'm sure, is that you just emerged from a hole.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 08:02 AM

"Pfft."

hootowl, that was really a work of art, was that another hoot, or was it a fart?

Sunday, September 14, 2008 09:56 AM

All systems are failin'

And you want John McLame

And hockey puck Palin?

Lol...

Sunday, September 14, 2008 10:11 AM
Original article: Tina Fey on "SNL": Umm, wow

When you've hit the mark

You've really hit the mark.

Tina Fey took the public persona of Palin

Out into the laughter of the light

From out of the the fathomless dark.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 10:19 AM

bertlet 98's brain is on permanent vacation

A sterling example

Of the dregs of this nation....

Sunday, September 14, 2008 12:21 PM

The republican faithful annoint her

Sarah's their oinker.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 01:02 PM

Rash Limberger? He the skin disease of the stinky old cheese?

That fat oxycotin addicted, "ruler" of all squawk radio oinker?

The oxy-high priest of heart attack inducing bacon grease?

The red lipstick pointer, he who with the "magic" of the stick

In his hand, doeth holily annoint her?

I've heard of the biblical reference to the holy cow

But never with new religious revelation to the republican's

New found faux Alaskan holy sow

Not until Rash the high priest of the burnin' bacon grease

Instructed me how.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 01:15 PM

The real face of McCain

Is a wanna be John Wayne.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 01:23 PM

Who's the fool?

As a general rule

Hooty's the fool.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 01:40 PM
Original article: Tina Fey on "SNL": Umm, wow

slcgrad

has gone stark raving mad.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 01:53 PM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

Obama has kicked in 66 million in new campaign contributions

If I'm not mistaken that stands as a new record

So let McCain and Palin proudly show their tusks

And spread their McWord

Let them stumble on steadily

Like a blind elephant herd.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 02:04 PM

@pointus

We're not demoralized, we're energized', to the tune of 66 million dollars in record new campaign contributions. You must be mouthing some mush from a rote memorized script, because you sound very much like you're out of tune in just a general way about shit.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 02:07 PM

That Shithead Shawn

Was one evil spawn.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 03:13 PM

@gorgona

The hot air has been let out of "the bounce" get ready to get trounced.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 03:19 PM

All the hot air has escaped from the bounce

If I were a repub

I'd prepare to get trounced.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 06:15 PM

@dolores

Since when was every democrat a fuckin' liberal? Some dems are simply regular flat footed people with their eyes on the future, rather than the lost consevative dross of past, and don't have their heads lodged way up their lily livered ass. I'd suggest you get your prissy ass in gear, especially if your master is a tasker that goes by the cheap chickenshit name of fear.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 06:41 PM

"brainwash" my ass!

People had better take their wishy-washy brains out in the sun in the fresh air to dry, because the McCain/Palin ticket to catastropic international disaster means lots of folks are gonna fuckin' die....

You CAN be certain of THAT, just as certain as what we found behind that darkened curtain, when we found ourselves in Iraq.

Sunday, September 14, 2008 06:54 PM

@dolores

Every election the Nader-aid drinkes cue up in the tiny dozens, they're a small clique of knuckle heads, totally useless second cousins. File 'em, fuck 'em, and forget about 'em. Move on...

Sunday, September 14, 2008 08:18 PM

Shapiro wrote this same shitty acticle

...on the Ohio democratic primary.

...making the same observations.

it's just the same article recycled...

Monday, September 15, 2008 04:16 AM

It's just naot John McCain

Americans aren't insane

They know he's a crash and burn loser

With grandiose dellusions of bein' a soda jerk John Wayne.

Monday, September 15, 2008 04:29 AM

The Hagen Dass of Gravitas

Artificial gravity in the eye of the cavity.

Monday, September 15, 2008 04:34 AM

Don't want no pastor as master

To lead the United States into disaster.

Monday, September 15, 2008 04:44 AM

When in the state of Nevada

Doin' the tourist thing

Be sure to stop by Los Alamos

To get a taste of the that future of McPain

thing....

Monday, September 15, 2008 04:52 AM

Stop puttin' on phony Ayers

Cos nobody really cares.

Monday, September 15, 2008 04:57 AM

@zoltan

When all you stand on is a wooden leg

All you've really got is the ability to lie

And the willingness to beg.

Monday, September 15, 2008 05:04 AM

No I'm not

The real ground zero

Is the McWar hero...

Monday, September 15, 2008 05:11 AM

hooty poops

moose stool samples on the loose.

Monday, September 15, 2008 05:17 AM

If words are like turds

Then hooty's got it covered

With an achin' ass on full burn.

Monday, September 15, 2008 05:24 AM
Original article: The culture war: It's back!

All I wanna say is...

With Jesus on our side

And Sarah Palin of the great white north

The time has at last come

To spring the nuklar rupture on forth.

Monday, September 15, 2008 05:33 AM

@dolores

Don't listen to no lyin' hooty poops, the repug asylum has burst open, and the patients are on the loose....

hooty don't give two shits and a hoot, and the time is right to give him and his kind, a piece of your mind, and an appointmet to the pointed side, of your quick kickin' boot...

Monday, September 15, 2008 05:41 AM

Rantin' Rose

Still smartin'

From a bloody nose.

Monday, September 15, 2008 05:53 AM

hooty don't answer questions

he just hoots, poops, and shoots.

Monday, September 15, 2008 05:58 AM
Original article: The culture war: It's back!

Rantin' Rose

Do somethin' soon

About that bloody runny nose.

Monday, September 15, 2008 06:07 AM

Why would one intellectually demure

To such amateurish manure?

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