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Klytus

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Friday, September 12, 2008 07:13 PM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

@Faulk

Bring it to rupe with the real straight talk...

Friday, September 12, 2008 07:24 PM

@Spider

Well shit Spider, McCain wants to teach kids how to get shipped out and shredded up for needless attacks in in Iraq, but who wants to bring 'em back? That's right - Barack!

So who in the doin' is really doin' the screwin'?

Friday, September 12, 2008 07:31 PM

Shoot. You ain't no Farrah!

I'm gonna git you sista Sarah!

Friday, September 12, 2008 07:35 PM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

'Ol rupe wouldn't be such a dupe

If he just wasn't always actin' so dang cute.

Friday, September 12, 2008 07:44 PM

Sounds like McCain didn't exactly fly like a soaring Lindberg

Sounds more like he dropped like a falling cow turd.

Friday, September 12, 2008 08:00 PM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

@Silly Billy

What a cheap way to deceive: love rotten shit or just straight out leave.

How'd you like to pack up a sack, and have 'ol colonel Klytus, ship your smug little ass, right sraight off to the thick of the shit, smack dab in the middle of Iraq?

Well what say you to that - Jack?

Friday, September 12, 2008 08:08 PM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

I don't know

She and McDud are just wallowing in the mud.

Friday, September 12, 2008 08:25 PM

Are we bein' asked to vote for Tundra Bud

And John McDud?

I don't think so.....

Friday, September 12, 2008 08:33 PM

What's ta love?

Tundra Bud

And John McDud?

Friday, September 12, 2008 08:41 PM

All hail Kris Kringle!

McCain & Palin

Like shit on a shingle.

Friday, September 12, 2008 09:03 PM

@AKASmug

You must inhale some strange drug.

Friday, September 12, 2008 09:13 PM

jack and jill

went backasswards down the hill

to fetch a pail of water

when suddenly it rained

they cursed in vain

as lightening struck the wasser....

Friday, September 12, 2008 09:19 PM
Original article: "I fear for my country"

@Deborah

Your comments are like a barely controled bowel movement, and should be of much concern to your person.

Friday, September 12, 2008 09:25 PM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

rupe is back

like a hampster on crack...

Friday, September 12, 2008 09:30 PM

McDud & Tundra Shrub

Two lame ducks

Bobbin' around in a tub....

Friday, September 12, 2008 09:55 PM

wah wah wha wah wah...wah wah...wah wah wah

wah..wah wah...wah wah wah wah wah wah....

Friday, September 12, 2008 10:08 PM

@wcarlijr

You're right the young aren't all hung up on race, that particular hang up belongs to AKASmith and her reactionary elders of disgrace.

Friday, September 12, 2008 11:45 PM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

Numero two Palin will pale away as summer turns to fall.

John McCain is the only one that really matters at all.

Friday, September 12, 2008 11:53 PM

@MCE007

We're seein' those unpolled cells ringin' loud and clear, as election day grows ever so much nearer and nearer...

Saturday, September 13, 2008 01:43 AM

*

Maybe it's the only way he knows road.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 02:10 AM

@berlet98

I look at your frenzied rant, and all it says to me is that you're really freakin' out bad on sayin' to your sad self - yes - we - can't.

Well that's little 'ol you with your naggin' uncertainty and uneasy pain, that republican legacy inherited by you from Mr. John McCain.

See, me, I'm with the Barack Obama plan, the one which positively affirms the words - yes we can.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 02:19 AM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

feedin' time is closed

time for all trolls

to go and get hosed.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 11:51 AM

War, waste, destruction, endless Iraq occupation...

All the "good things" John McCain promises to give to this nation.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 12:24 PM

@gala 11 & hootin' owl

Time for you workin' overtime trolls to just throw in the towel. Everytime I puruse the page, and give your posts a quick look, I think, trolls are really toilin' in trolltown, scribblin' out one crazy comic book...

Saturday, September 13, 2008 12:29 PM

The two faces of McCain

War & Pain.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 12:37 PM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

@rupe the glib fool

"conveniently" speaking

who's tool are you?

Saturday, September 13, 2008 12:53 PM

Spare us the phony sentiment

And no.

I don't want a side order of John McCain Chickenhawk McNuggets to go with my Palin Pepsi Cola...

So piss off.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 01:03 PM

The dull stinger of "Queen"

One busy trolling bee...

Saturday, September 13, 2008 01:06 PM
Original article: "I fear for my country"

Straight from the hive

It's busy "Queen" bee

And all her no business jive.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 01:10 PM

There are two sides to John McCain

One is the face of war

And the other is pain....

Saturday, September 13, 2008 02:45 PM

Spare of the phony

Don't want no

McBaloney.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 02:52 PM

A Soldier's Story from Baghdad, Iraq...

The true face of McCain is the cruel face of death

Stranded in Sadr City, tweaked up on crystal meth.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 03:12 PM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

@rupe

You sound like a fool of a mechanical, mystical mushrooms tool, for the mainframe defense computer called Colossus, invented by the late Dr. Forbin, your credentials may be legitimate, but I smell a very traceable hint, of some very sneaky and ingenuine homemade forgin'....

Cute rupe...did all 'o that compute?

Saturday, September 13, 2008 03:32 PM

@gala11 all little trolls don't neccessarily all go to heaven

In answer to your querie, you ignorant little dingle berry

Obama's votes will and have come from a very vast legion

But where will McCain's dried up crop come from

When it comes to harvest season?

You'd better ask some hard questions

As you recline on your smug little ass

McCain is already runnin' on empty

And it's way too late and expensive

To tank up the 'ol Model T

With a fresh tank of gas.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 03:42 PM
Original article: Vice squad

They call me commander Klytus

And I'm ready Freddie.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 03:46 PM

I'm with you colonel

I'm sick of Sarah.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 03:57 PM

An omnipresent mobile phalanx of Obama voters waits at the ready

To crush McCain and his Alaskan manikin

As they grow ever more unsteady...

Saturday, September 13, 2008 04:05 PM

I'm sick of Sarah

There isn't jack she can do for me

In any and all forms of capacity.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 04:10 PM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

I've got a beak like Tucan Sam

I sniff out all kinds of spam.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 04:40 PM

I hear ya Sandra

Who wants to vote for McCain's Model T ticket?

Saturday, September 13, 2008 06:33 PM

@jack and jill

"my bad?"

Your bad is BEYOND sad.

Do you really think that thinking people take a moment of pause to introspectively chill, and pour over the mindless nonsense of your moronic road kill?

Do you?

Saturday, September 13, 2008 06:55 PM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

@Silly Billy

What you really meant to say

Was you "proudly served"

In the Y.M.C.A.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 07:16 PM

What's up hoot?

I thought all the troll hunters had given you the boot.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 07:33 PM

@firenze419

For all I really care you can cast your ballot into the toilet, and I hope when hear the rush of that flush, that you really really enjoy it.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 07:52 PM

@Blase01

I'm sure AKAOldmaid would agree with that very simplistic notion, however society's social interactions are as complex and ever changing as the moving currents of the deepest ocean. Hold on fast to your philosophy of futility, it will not enlighten you very much, nor increase your sense of clearsightedness or humility.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 09:28 PM

@gehgoeson

I agree with you. I tire of people hittin' each other over the head, harpin' on little nothings, and floggin' horses that are already dead.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 09:36 PM

The cabinet of Caligiri

The Weird acid of Timothy Leary

But none in the land is more crazed and insane

Than the multiple faces of senator John McCain...

Saturday, September 13, 2008 09:52 PM
Original article: Making a mockery of 9/11

The Gibson interview prooved that Palin's score flunked

And all of the hard spin of the all king's men

Will make it hard to believe Palin is gonna help John McCain win.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 09:59 PM

I don't know

But Sarah Palin is soon to star in the new motion picture - Dirty Dancin' With Wolves.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 10:13 PM

hey tillerylady dork

you probably still believe babies

are delivered by the stork.

Saturday, September 13, 2008 10:28 PM

@marcinko

So true. Democracy works most optimally, when the public is well and truely and accurately informed, but when you have bone heads like Blaze 01 and hooty, you're dealing people who are intellectually deformed.

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