I'm totally there with you...

Hopelessly stupid or hopelessly Smith, which is much worse....

Palin was "triumphantly" taking a dive. Get the picture?

I don't know about you.

But this coming election

I won't get fucked again.

And I ain't foolin'

Fool...

Makes Johnny Udo look like a class act.

I'm so sick of Pitt

I could almost shit.

Like Johnny Udo?

You're really tootin' your poops tonight. Must be a full moon thing.

There's bird shit spattered all over the place, it's a scatalogical disaster, and a real fowl kinda disgrace.

Even a five year old fuck-wit knows that the Bush Doctrine means pre-emptive war on terrorist or alleged terrorist nations is 100% permissable.

You really ARE a fool.

Why don't you lipstick your own asshole and then bend around and give yourself a great big kiss...

Kiss your ass goodnight mister way too uptight.

Man, if your head feels like it's about to explode, can you at least stand near the closest comode?

When you're finished with your rupture..remember, flush with extreme prejudice.

As things go, your criteria for "doing well," is the lowest of the low.

That's it

They shop

And shit.

Hopeful the creme will rise from the "crotch," and lend fertility to this feeling of futility, because I believe Obama will prevail, and I even say that with humility.

And there's no utlity

In feelin' futility.

NOBODY WANTS TO ENTRUST THEIR FUTURE TO OLD MAN MCCAIN, TO DO SO WOULD BE AN ACT BOTH IRREPONSIBLE AND INSANE.

THE BUSH YEARS ARE THANKFULLY ALMOST OVER, AND AMERICA'S BETTIN' ON LUCKY BARACK TO BE THEIR FOUR LEAFED CLOVER.

GOOD NIGHT MCCAIN/PALIN

YOUR POLICIES ARE OLD

AND CAMPAIGN IS FAILIN'.

HateTex always pops up with her hots for hatin' Obama, it's her rotten little functtion, a sort of sideshow hate-a-rama.

HE'S FEEBLE AND INFIRM AND SARAH'S JUST A WORM.

Sympathy's for the suckers.

Those who get sucked in, are the fools who don't win.

There's too much at stake, to give Sarah a light shake.

It's nice to see 'ol O'Donnell doing her nightly crawl

Givin' a shout out from her Guiness stout to one and all.

*belch*

My favorite Dizzney mouse!

What's shaken in the magical kingdom Mick?

I don't know all about that hair style jive

But I really thought that beehive

Was totally live.

Than on Sarah Palin of the hawkish chicken.

Was there a small miniscule point you were makin'

Or do I hear the crack of your poor heart breakin'?

Didn't she pronounce it Ahmad-I-need-a-job?

Sarah should keep hers

As the gov of Alaska.

Me and tommo were just musing about Sarah of the morphing style, and I just commented that where beehives go, Amy has a better mile high. Amy's also crazy cool, where as Sarah, is a stone cold fool.

Can you dig it?

One thing this country most assuredly DOES NOT want, is another Old Texan running things...

I love Amy too. She needs to keep off of that wine wine wine, all the time time time, then she'll be just fine fine fine....

But words are often cheap

That pile up in a great heap.

From here on in it's gonna be rough sailin'

For the S.S. Sarah Palin.

Next stop...Gilligan's Island.

Could it be McCrook?

When I think of America as having McCain & Palin at the helm of the ship, I think of Gilligan and the Skipper, and the total incompetence, of their snafu trip.

This is the U.S.A. ya know

Not the S.S. friggin' Minnow.

Remember when you vote, that the future ain't a joke.

Just grows paler by the second.

Cos when they see McCain & Palin

They see a dim witted duo

About to become pulverized raw meat.

Go take a therapeutic run on your spinning hampster wheel

And I offer my true condolences for the sad way that you feel.

Go back to school

Fool.

You mean that stale ass shit was humor?

But didn't know that that shit was humor.

As their numbers start trailin'...

The day I compliment you, will be the day you're the main creature feature, in a republican zoo.

In a little carnival sideshow.

It'll take a lot more than what you've got in your born insecure ass, you can believe that.

...who?

Brewer...wha?

McKinney is just another McLoser, but whatever dude, if that's who you want, then go on and choose her.

Whar th--Howie huh? Who's he? Howdy Doody's daddy?

...to anything.

You mean you make a cheap living for which your wife is completely unforgiving. I heard she whoops your dead beat ass all the live long day, she whoops on your fat swollen ass, cos you don't bring home no pay.

You sorry sucker, such a low down motherfucker.

That's what I said, Howdy Doody's daddy with a wooden head.

And just look at red, everyday his wife whoops him one, right up side the head.

Shit.

...from another mother.

...look divine!

...Pink Ingloos.

You sound like a greasy little cry baby, all your indignation like a weepin' old lady.

Obama is bringin' the kids home, you're just out there yellin' dumb shit, all by your lonesome own.

Talk is cheap, and now that your thoughts for whatever they're worth, are so generously spent, I've just gotta remark how they come across as just real low rent.

HateTex, queen of blame, You ugly Umuricunism an extra ugly name.

Your momma probably taught you

To believe in the stork.

Rupert's show and tell with Dave Chappelle?

But if you think you're a "genius"

You're your own worst dupe.

Bro, I've got no protestation to teach little kids about sick stranger adults and predatory sexual molestation. I feel ya there, cos like you, I DO care.

Ain't no thang, just say "fuck John McCain."

Well you know red, he's half way brain dead.

Is that your little

Genius jelly dick

Rubbin' your own rubbarb crutch?

Don't mind "virtue," the only virtue in his mentality is virtual reality.