The thing about AKASmith and her lemonaid masquerade, is that she projects her persona as some kind "progressive" on a moral crusade. Yet no forward thinking person I know is so anchored in ancient resentments, nor have they quite her flair, for pious chastisements. She often seems to have the air of a prattling preacher, who has appointed herself some sort of log cabin community teacher. Oddest as all is her claim to the mantle of a "proud progressive," when most of her remarks seem so oddly reactionary and regressive.

And he farted forth fire!

Ya Kusumak!

Is a great film noir with Victor Mature and Richard Widmark as the memorable psycho-killer Johnny Udo.

Johnny Udo: "You know what I do to squealers? I let 'em have it in the belly..."

Widmark was a class act who just can't be compared to a no class act like Rudi Ghoul-iani.

Don't be obtuse. I'm sure a lot of Americans feel some strong anti-Muslim sentiments, I'm sure too that you'd love to spearhead a movement of such like minded citizens.

You can insert that same sentiment up your up too late ass too.

...is the outstanding fact that I really don't give a shit about John McCain's second banana.

Kick McCain in the Mcnuggets.

It sounds like a shithole to me.

It seems obvious that "infantalize" is your new favorite word. How infintesimally infantile.

Strap on sisters bringing "dicipline" to a wayward culture.

The Said Qutub of Alaska? I don't know, but I damn sure don't want to find out.

AKASmith, also known as AKAPrig, is heading up the brain dead brigade.

Will be what Tomorrow

Does not even ammount to an ounce.

Nobody reads your shit...time for you to return to your hive of jive.

I just wanted to have the free speech oppurtunity to invite you to fuck off. That's all.

Didn't they teach you priggish twits that "if thine eyes do offend thee, pluck them out?"

It sounds like a whimpering schoolyard full of fatheaded brats with skins the thickness paper.

Lord love all of these lily livered "liberals."

you might go blind.

Are humorous to watch

In the frustrated tantrums

Of their childish

Futility.

She-Wolf of the G.O.P.

Will be looking for a new lackey.

I'm glad you shook the loose stool out of some of the more precious posters around these parts. I think you might have shaken about a ton or two of seriously stuck up shit from out of the lower intestines of some of the more anally retentive regulars around here, particularly AKASmith. Good work...you have worked wonders as a natural laxative upon the lamest of the lame.

Is like asking what do you think of T&A TV?

"Jay and Silent Bob star in their first and thankfully last snuff film."

What otherwise used to be called "jiggling tits."

Without the shit shot.

Remember that responsible pet owners always have their PUMAS spade or neutered.

Kevin Smith has almost exclusively been making shit for quite some time now.

PUMAs don't care because all they care about is the fact that their le Femme fantastique got passed over. Well what can one say? That's life!

you oh so poor thing...such is life.

It's very gratifying to hear from somebody with their head on straight.

You don't have to be too quick

Or too sharp or incisive

To find the PUMA crew

Ludicrous and derisive.

In other words AKASmith is sticking to the same old shit.

Did you think she'd ever change, out there in Texas, on her little home on the range? If there's a grudge to hold, AKASmith always takes the gold.

gala eleven

All PUMAS die

And go

To kitty litter heaven.

We won't detain you for a second from your inevitable celestial rendezvous with a big box full of cat shit somewhere out there in the great beyond...

Don't strain yourself. AKASmith is a bountiful old bag full of knee-jerky excuses, who feels she's borne the bitterest brunt, of this cruel cruel world's cruelest abuses.

Yeah, gimme a fuckin' break and tune up the violins!

Why don't you curl up to AKASmith? You both share that wounded spirit, that began to wear thin about two months ago.

I'm sure AKA has room for a new stray.

I'm like this...fuck the tender feelings. It's coming down to the wire, it's a matter eight more years of agony, or vote for the useless spare tire.

File your phoney question up your ass.

This is the kind of shit that happens when the 11 year olds take over the computer.

..go back inside your bag?

Ya just step on 'em and scrape 'em off the bottom of your shoe.

How hard is that?

Variety is the spice of life, but how can you teach an odog new tricks?

..have taken over the asylum.

I feel ya.

A moosehajidin?

But Sarah Palin

Is almost Paleothithic.

They talk about change, but that's like puttin' lipstick on a pig...

You got it just right.

or the remake?

There sure are some anxious little trolls around here. They sure do get plenty worked up.

You are one ugly stupid sight.

Have you always been proud that you're a sorry sack of shit too? What do you think? Do your revel in the stench of your godawful stink?

He merely pointed out that if you apply lipstick to a pig, it's still just a pig. Is that plain enough?

Those trolls are slippery don't cha know.

Careful. The moosehajidin are sensitive about little things like that.

You are totally full of moose droppings my man.

You sound more like a confused liberal to me, that is of course if you really are a liberal in the first place. You sound to me more like something cooked up in a conservative's kitchen, another troll from the black hole of some more wild science fiction...

"The clouded mind sees nothing."

This independent wouldn't touch him or his reverse course party with a ten foot pole.