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Sunday, September 7, 2008 04:00 PM

Dobsonville

Sounds like the little town that Jim & Tammy built.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 04:09 PM

Sarah Palin

Sounds like a throwback to the paleolithic protestantism of John Calvin.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 04:17 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@NYShooter

Is a blind shot fired in anger

Better than a McLame in the Bush?

Sunday, September 7, 2008 04:23 PM

How abou...t

...self annointed assholes of the exploding evagelical plastic inevitable?

Sunday, September 7, 2008 04:36 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@hootowl

Don't count all of your rotting eggs bofore they finally ripen and then rot, if Sarah of the frozen north, is all that you've got.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 04:44 PM

@ellentoday

I'm listening. And I say Sarah Palin is unacceptable for America.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 04:48 PM
Original article: Palin watch

Sarah Palin

Pink Flamingos at the north pole.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 05:11 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@hootowl

Your hooting sounds most high strung and ninnyishly nervous...when most people look at McSame & Palin, what returns to their minds is Bush's disasterous disservice, and with a shrewd eye looking forward, say to themselves: "More of the same? Nay! We do not, nor ever shall we, deserve this."

Sunday, September 7, 2008 05:30 PM
Original article: Palin watch

"competent"

Is not a word the public equates with the GOP, not even to the lightest of the slightest degree.

The GOP whose president instigated and initiated a costly and untennable war..

The GOP who in the personage of John McCain, offer us an old doddering "war hero" bore...

The GOP has for eight long years chartered a course fraught with disaster...

And call no republican in this land a "competent" lord and master.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 05:41 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@NYShooter

How come you to deign your posts high literary art, when it is you who produces most prodigiously, in the words of Ben Franklin, the proudest of proud farts?

Sunday, September 7, 2008 05:52 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@hootowl

I know not which end it is from which either you are hooting or tooting, but I find your vain words a futile exercise, in just so much mindless polluting.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 05:57 PM
Original article: Palin watch

Hmm

Methinks that the Shooter & the Hooter, doeth share the same computer....

Sunday, September 7, 2008 06:14 PM
Original article: Palin watch

Verily tis true...

They are the one mind of one author of one offering the same view.

How nice..

One hoots

One shoots

A hoot and a shoot

All for for one cheap price.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 06:20 PM

Believe me.

Your kid is a dick.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 06:31 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@NYShooter

One such as you should not with rashness and haste most rapid, accuse anybody on any account, of being outstandingly vapid.

See first your own visage in yon looking glass, and there you will see the likeness, of the most vapid sort of ass.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 06:40 PM

Just keep your little shit away from me at the grocery store.

If he hits, kicks, or causes trouble anywhere near my person, I'll just step on him, and call for a janitor to clean up the stupid mess.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 06:46 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@NYShooter

As ever we look forward to your return with more banal blank discharges from the hooting gallery.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 06:53 PM

Is lethal injection

against the law for two years olds?

Sunday, September 7, 2008 07:01 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@Uncle Fester

It matters to me. But it will never to NYShooter to any appreciable degree. Why ask you? One word. Hillary.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 07:20 PM

If you don't dicipline your kid in public...

...others will. I was a quiet well behaved kid who stoically suffered the stupid savagery of other children. One time at a park some little hellion threw a rock at me. My mom didn't wait around to see if the little shit who threw the rock had his parents around. She slapped the little bastard full across the face, and the little creature ran away crying back to it's brood. You'd better take your shit in hand, or somebody else will. Other parents will protect their kids from this piece of shit you've produced.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 07:26 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@NYShooter

As usual, your idea of "productive," is simple and reductive.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 07:38 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@NYHooter

That there's some real rootin' hootin' shootin'..

Sunday, September 7, 2008 07:55 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@Uncle Fester

I too find NYShooter's imaginary conversations tired and dried up, they're comprised of so much recycled stuff.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 08:09 PM

@deering

hooty's about to go on the endangered species list.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 08:15 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@Bombzombie

We already answered that question. Sarah Palin has already been booked by Jerry Springer.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 08:31 PM

I agree with that other guy Chris

You sound like a shithead, and your kid would be better off being raised by wolves.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 08:46 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@hooty

Isn't it just as plain as can be? You're just 'a hootin' up the wrong tree.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 08:57 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@hootowl

Obama's supporters are legion. An everlasting invisible legion of huge masses of untold multitudes of people. They are of such enormous size there is no saying where the line of this legion ends, if indeed ever it does...

This massive mobile army of voters makes that wonder of the ancient world, the Colossus of Rhodes, look like a speck in the heavens.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 09:03 PM
Original article: Palin watch ends!

Hmm, what would I ask...?

Yes, I know.

Why Trig and Track?

And not Jim and Jack?

Sunday, September 7, 2008 09:08 PM
Original article: Palin watch ends!

And as a follow up..

..just what the fuck is a a trig anyway?

Sunday, September 7, 2008 09:23 PM

Some kids are like that murderous little shit in "The Bad Seed"

and it will become the unfortunate duty of the state to deal with some of these brats when they become adults.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 09:40 PM
Original article: Palin watch ends!

Governor Palin...

..do you do any dancin' with wolves?

Sunday, September 7, 2008 09:59 PM
Original article: Palin watch

@Uncle Fester

Not even the Colossus of Rhodes could credibly deny the past eight years this nation has suffered, it would indeed take the plastic powers of a gigantic preternatural Herculean Pinnochio, with so massive an elongated a nose, that it would blot out the sky, perchance to obscure the deep stain, of the most obvious of all lies...

They hang their own knecks by the actions of their deeds, and the day fast approaches, when they will be humbled to their knees.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 10:18 PM
Original article: Palin watch ends!

Charlie Gibson:

So Sarah, what's your favorite color? I'm gonna guess white...why white? Cos ya got so much gosh darn snow up there in Alaska dontcha?

Now these important words from Ex-Lax...

Sunday, September 7, 2008 10:27 PM

I just hope you won't have to disipline your kid with a car aerial...

...the way Divine did her daughter Taffy in "Female Trouble."

Monday, September 8, 2008 11:23 AM
Original article: Palin watch ends!

If I have five oranges

And I eat two

How many do I have left?

Monday, September 8, 2008 11:37 AM
Original article: Palin watch ends!

Iraq question

If I have eight Americans

And a suicide bomber kills three

How many Americans are there left?

Monday, September 8, 2008 11:47 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

89

Ugly

Old

&

Ignorant

Monday, September 8, 2008 11:48 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

And in due course

Dead.

Monday, September 8, 2008 12:03 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

It is essential to infantalize

The infantile.

But I agree

Joe should have bitten her ear off.

Monday, September 8, 2008 12:26 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

@AKASmith

Insert your "ageism" securely up your uptight ass.

Monday, September 8, 2008 12:49 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

@AKASmith

Even I know that you're not thankfully emblematic of the state of Texas. Thanks for that sweet nothing that most people probably would have deduced for themselves.

Monday, September 8, 2008 01:11 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

@Santos

AKASmith has an "ism" for every occasion. Her limited and myopic vision, is glimpsed always through the prism of her every kind of "ism."

Monday, September 8, 2008 01:18 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

@jeb

At this bend in the road your concerns are mostly those of a feeble flying gnat, one brush of my hand and jeb goes splat.

Monday, September 8, 2008 01:25 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

And what is more jeb of the blind

If it behooves you

You can join her kind.

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