Speaking of pigs flying, there have been so many articles at Salon as of late about pigs and pork (even a piece on how to cure your own bacon) that I'm sure a flying pig piece is probably already in the works.

Don't jail Jamie Farr.

Don't go away discouraged. Write off to Salon and you might be elligable to win your very own pork chop key chain.

But if Hillary had prevailed

Tehran would have burned.

Clinton creeped me out

Her motto was if you can't change 'em

Just wipe 'em all out.

Of course Bush still has enough time left on his beat

To turn the nation of Iran

Into a pile of irradiated raw meat.

I too am dismayed, that Walsh could feel "betrayed," when everything I've read of hers has gone from cheap shot to another cheap shot, and if you have a good word for Obama you must be a bot.

Nader is a good place to flush a vote away as any.

Can I get another amen?

I worship no idols. What do you worship? Your temper tantrums?

Take it easy you'll do yourself some damage.

Are no Jeffrmarks.

Can I still yet get another amen?

Salon is a supermarket tabloid.

You're begining to froth.

Never don't be a quitter, turn up the heat, get more and bitter. Feels good don't it?

With his immaculate dissection.

Thanks for the yanks.

Third party voting is like casting your ballot into the toilet bowl, pulling the lever, and watching it swirl away into septic oblivion. Lots of luck with with your personal third party crusade. Tip a few windmills for me while you're at it.

It's on for real with the rat fuckers. Troll town here we come!

Sadly Peter Cushing is no longer with us. I miss him too.

Because in political terms it'll add to a useless heap of compost.

If it pleases you, you can sit on a sit on a whoopy cusion when November comes around. I can already tell what a productive person you are.

Joan's next Blog title has got to be "The Joys of Bacon." Let us know the results from your poll.

It appears to me you go too much. You seem to have a case of the runs that just won't quit, it's as though we're all wading through a river of your overflowing shit.

"Let's end this here." Lets do.

But I will always remember Helms

As a mean old cracker.

And you might really be on to some true reality TV. Masalma hawagas!

You mean we have night of the living Jesse to look forward to? Will the nightmare never end?

But then again

Some like Ramblin' Rose

Just break with the wind.

Get your fuckin' finger off the phasers.

Now you have a fuckwit like Brenden Frazer playing what I must presume to be the Pat Boone part. Encino man at the earth's core anybody? This might be a good come back oppurtunity for Pauly Shore to show up as Chaka the monkey-man-boy. Well, anyway, this is I think the third treatment of Verne's book, and I don't think anything new has been discovered under the surface of the earth, or in Hollywood's imagination. By the way, Zacharek is a good reviewer, so don't everybody start in on her. I think it would be a hard job to review most of the remake refuse that passes for fresh entertainment at this present juncture in Hollywood hand me down climate of crap cinema. What's the next remake to be? "Chaka and me?"

Pancho & Sugarman! Do we need to fight another goddamn war in a fucking letters thread? Kifiya! Enough!

Last of the Bohicans

care of

Concern trolls for Clinton

What do you really see when you look in the mirror? A dog or a mole? Indeed, I see one whose sole purpose is to run with the trolls...

"White Dog" is indeed a real movie made by the interesting maveric director-commentator the late Samuel Fuller. Fuller made an even more brave statement on race relations in America back in '62 with his startlingly uncomfortable "Shock Corridor" which still has the reigning distinction of being a contemporary cult classic of outsider directed American movies. "White Dog" has only just recently been brought to DVD, so I urge people to see it. Stackey, I'm sure as a little kid "White Dog" MUST of scared you. It took a new teacher to get that Shepard off his hate kick, which was bred into him by his white owners, who were pretty fuckin' sick. I'm glad somebody remembers "White Dog," and so I salute you.

Mr. bitter insane.

Yours sounds like a feesible solution

For a basement science project

Kind of political solution.

The PUMA peeps are probably getting pretty upset!

Are you by any chance

A GOP whore?

It saddens me so that you sound so down

So please won't you take me out with Meghan McCain

to dance it up in Fuckytown?

Eddie's still got it in him, and I'll bet even money, that people aren't gonna stop finding him funny.

I don't share your mentality.

I think that now I've made up my mind, Salon has truely gone the way of swine. Try eating fish, it's the aquatic white meat.

Reporter: "So tell us Senator Clinton what's your progressive Mid-east foreign policy plan?"

Senator Clinton: "Well first let me say let's start out by obliterating Iran"

The truest liberal voice under the sun, the truest liberal mind if ever there was one.

We'll miss you Mr. Manjoo

But as for Salon?

It continues to slip.

Farewell Farhad - "khoda hafez" as we say

I hope you found a better publication to work at

With much better pay.

Best regards

...and I'm livin' on DOG FOOD!" - Iggy Pop

woof! woof!

Why is that when think of

"objective"

I don't think of you?