You people had better stop bitching about feeling bruised and bring out the brass knuckles against abomidable snow beast. If Obama plays nice he's gonna end up on ice...

...but I'm not casting my vote for the next four years for McClame and Madame Moose.

Rudi Ghoul-iani's forever night of the living 9-11...

All of our old favorites...Rudi Ghoul-iani of the never ending night of the living 9-11, John McCain AKA the invisible candidate, George Bush the giant electronic talking TV head, and introducing a new monster to the menagerie, Sarah the abominable snow beast, the scourge of all Alaska.

I'm one independent that wants the opposite..so what cha gonna do about it ayy?

How many primates are prepared to vote McCain/Palin.

..knows that the temperature at which book paper burns is fahrenheit 451 degrees...

..depends much upon the importance of the primate vote to the election this November.

You have a scenario where we may be able to endeavor on beyond 2001 a space odyssey, into the future of the human adventure...

or still:

We could still see a scenario where the fist flying, breast beating, conflict continues on, in that epic eternal struggle of battle and conquest for the planet of the apes...

Insert the ending to this story in your ballot box in about two months.

Are back on the march.

My problem with your poll comes in because it is only a ramdom sampling of potential primate voters. What about just a regular people poll?

They could of flung a sack of horse shit at McCain's face, and cut out of there before anybody ever even noticed 'em. I'd of given real money to see that on national television.

Baboons beating their chests.

Straight outta Wasilla....

...who actually WATCHED the rebublican convention.

..it inspired me to sleep. Wake me up on Nov. 4.

I'm just gonna take a nap until November, wake up on election day, and cast my vote against every republican on the ballot just like I did in last year..

Only his VP can get people a little stoked.

Two months to go and I get to vote against every goddamn republican on the ballot just like I did in last year's elections. The job started in earnest for me in '07, and I'm gonna hammer some fresh fuckin' nails into the republican's hold on power. It's time for them to be over. This independent won't be touching a republican candidate in this lifetime, after all the shit they've drug this country through under Bush.

The scent of death hanging over the republican party smells a whole lot sweeter.

Isn't there a Trog in there somewhere?

He's not long for this world.

The guy with already one foot in his own grave.

He got shot down, spent 4 years in a north Vietnameese P.O.W. camp. what the FUCK is so heroic about that?

They deserve death.

Does he deserve a goddamn medal just because he polished Pol Pot's pole? Get the fuck outta here!

Who are watching to see what happens here in the states in November. The general feeling amongst extended family relatives back in Egypt, is that if America, and by extension Americans, want to commit international suicide, they'll bring back 4 more years of republican rule. The republicans keep on talking about how the surge of American troops in Iraq was "worked." It hasn't. The Iraqi army isn't keeping Iraq's government together and running, it's all still being held togther by the military forces of the U.S.

The republicans are going to keep on pointing to a decrease in violence in Iraq, and in so doing, suggest they've achieved something.

Everybody in the region realizes and knows once American forces leave Iraq (whether sooner or later) old antagonists are going to go at against each other just the way Lebanon did after the French left behind a colonial government, that was quickly thrown aside as competing religious and mercantile communities fought for years to control the largest chunk of power in the country.

McCain thinks he will make Bush's bad idea of nation building work. It won't work. It won't ever. Iraqis are proud people and they hate having an overlord presiding as the real power over them. They will do with Iraq whatever they want without any concern for Washigton's wants.

I think though that the one illusion that all Americans should cure themselves of, is the idea that American nation building will work in Iraq, and Americans should ask themselves if they want to invest their hopes in McCain's mindless idealism that it will.

Obama's idea of incrementally exiting Iraq is the only sensible plan I've seen put forward buy any American politician.

McCain is a step back into madness, Obama is a step forward in a new direction.

Show your real "love of country" by firing yourself out of a cannon into the middle of Baghdad.

For nuthin'.

Get used to what it feels like to lose, because the only thing the republicans are gonna pull out their asses two months from now, is the agony of defeat. Brace yourself for the big one.

Prepare to eat shit.

Her fifteen minutes fizzled away five minutes ago.

Is America to become unstuck?

Or fucked?

Does this country want to wallow in the mud some more?

This election is gonna get good, but it ain't gonna get good for you.

Like moths to the flame

Because the main event McCain

Is so damn lame.

...really think his "luck" will rub off on us?

Because a circus like Jerry Springer

Seems just so much more apropos.

The republicans were in trouble

With the abominable Alaskan governor

Their troubles have doubled.

You just spoke a mouthful.

Matt Drudge thinks Oprah is "unfair."

In not so big news, I think Matt Drudge is an asshole.

Was as dry and arid and empty as the state he represents.

Does grilled pit bull tastes like chicken?

What do you suppose flame broiled Matt Drudge tastes like?

With NYShooter.