...is Palin's pentecostalism. I seriously know so little about these uniquely U.S. spawned sects of spin off American protestantism, such as the so-called Assemblies of God and others, all of whom all seem to share the same agenda of radical consevative puritinism. Any information there would enhance a lot of what the bedrock of Palin's beliefs as a "believer" are all about.

Also enjoys hunting down wolves and coyotes in all terrain vehicles in the snow with automatic weapons. She has been heard to say she "enjoys watching the red patterns" the wolves produce in the snow as the bullets impact and virtually explode the poor animals all over the snowy tundra.

This bitch is a bloody monster. Christian, conservative, cunt.

Whatever Pentecostalism is all about, it all sounds pretty freaky to me. I don't want some kinda crazy church deacon, actin' like they're GAWD's emmaculate beacon. Know what I mean? Also I don't wanna find, the that we're suddenly beset by the end times, and that I've for some weird reason been "left behind." Can you dig it?

Anyway you go, it sounds a lot to me like these folks take the low road...

Occupies more space on this planet than she actually deserves.

These pentecostals sound seriously weird. Are most of them practicing their beliefs in really remote parts of the country like Alaska?

I dunno ani, what say you? Is Sarah the chuch lady the ultimate feminist breakthrough?

Figurehead of the S.S. McCain

She's slim, grim, and shady

She's my brand new baked Alaskan Avon lady...

Take a long rest for just as long as you like, your presumptious "progressive" jibber jabberings, ammount to a silly little squeak in the night. This underqualified and overglorfied Avon representative is right up your dim alley, so now you have a real cause celeb, behind which you can most enthusiastically rally.

With a fun fiery & brimstone old testament name.

So daddy Levi can teach the kid how to hunt and play hockey.

Hezichaia and Mordachai? One can only wonder.

McCain's new paper weight.

Proud f***in' redneck, and dumbshit daddy to a new generation of degenerate Alaskan white trash.

"Born on a mountain, raised in a cave, truckin' and fuckin' are all I crave."

Is this shit for REAL?

When are you and that Levi boy gonna jump the broom?

It's obvious that jeb and sirphred are only interested in the gender qualification, to hell what real consequences could really come about, with regard to Palin's consevatively religious, overwhelmingly puritan, political orientation.

Small minds never reflect, they just knee-jerk select.

Just let me say that any woman who imagines that Sarqah Palin is anything other than a Puritan throw back to 17th century Jamestown, has got another thing coming. This woman is a motherloving monstrosity at the height of her pious powers of priggish pomposity.

Yes indeed we can

But we already knew

That jeb & sirphred

Wouldn't eat

Green eggs & ham.

Am I right my man....?

I'm glad I made ya smile.

Thanks for the what goes on gehgoeson..I'm gonna check that link out.

Play in the Cee-ment pond after the show?

...K-Fed. Don't it?

The thing I find funny is that jeb has been holding her undecided vote over everybody's head for almost three months now, as though the fate of the entire world rests on how she'll cast her vote, the deciding factor of which generally speaking, rests on gender anyway. That's the most limiting criteria for such a supremely important election, I've ever heard of...but you know what they say...

You'll be sorry.

Just a' baskin' in bein' Alaskan.

Same goes for me.

Dooood...Steve Perry is sooo cooool.

Do any such animals even exist anymore? Amazing.

You are not mistaken, and for the record, NYShooter IS.

Ya don't say, Sarah Palin is "real." I think that's what a lot of people are really counting on. Really.

..about just what in fact Palin-tology in plain words stands for.

Because from where I'm standing, it all seems to be about backwardness.

Say McCain made "a brave choice." Nothing like a positive endorcement from backasswards Buchanan.

yup, yup...

The boyfriend is not that great? Face it. The boyfriend is the missing link.

Repubs.

..for people to go see this shit.

Throw lots of 9-11 references in there Rudy.

Rudy the ghoul and Sarah the tool are both slated to speak today.

Can't wait to see 'O Reilly fucked.

I don't want the fixer up

To be Palin...

I also heard the Sarah is base commander of S.A.C. and other odd assortments of just out right lying crap.

The republican shotgun wedding..

...The republicans have stepped off into the Shithouse in a serious way.

Your one sole preoccupation, should be to repeat special education. Fuck off, you're hoggin' the circuit, we've already seen your weird equipment, and the strange way you like to jerk it.

Sarah Palin is the personification in her own person of all of Alaska's natural gas potentialities. I'd hesitate to light a match around her.

Trig? What are the other kid's names? Trey? Trek? Trog?

Trig.

Trig.

That's one big "if." Sugar.

Trig.

Who begetted her?

Besides a lot of snowmen and a few scattered social misfits who couldn't make it down in the lower 48?

It's not friggin' rocket science. Read between the lines, reserve judgement, and take the rest from there...

She's a former Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader.

Circa 1975

Sarah's sister.

No Vincent Price. No dice.

I'd help him along with his arabic (which you can be real goddamn sure he'll need to know) but the last time I tried to teach a redneck a few words of lugha arabi, the only phrase they could fucking remember was "kusumak."

Alikha leekh ya walad!

Your body bag man. Lol.

In bum fuck Iowa maybe.

Just kills 'em in Iowa.

What does everybody make of tonight's moose droppings?

What is the true content of moose excrement?