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Friday, August 29, 2008 03:09 PM
Original article: What Sarah Palin means

@TRenee

Jeb is a manic sociopath, unable to figure out just the most fundamentaly basic math.

Friday, August 29, 2008 03:22 PM
Original article: What Sarah Palin means

@jeb

Did I ever tell you how much I like the jizzy jazz of your razz a ma tazz?

If I didn't I'd just like to take this oppurtunity.

Friday, August 29, 2008 03:28 PM
Original article: What Sarah Palin means

jeb, here's a

substanceless symbol

you can really get behind.

Friday, August 29, 2008 03:33 PM
Original article: What Sarah Palin means

@Celia

Let's just say they'll be rollin' back much more than prices at Wal-mart.

Friday, August 29, 2008 03:39 PM
Original article: What Sarah Palin means

@jeb

Life is just passing you by isn't it?

Friday, August 29, 2008 03:42 PM
Original article: What Sarah Palin means

@jeb

I mean just breezin' right over your head.

Friday, August 29, 2008 03:45 PM
Original article: What Sarah Palin means

@Celia

I feel ya Celia. Right on my San Francisco sister.

Friday, August 29, 2008 03:48 PM
Original article: What Sarah Palin means

@Celia

Some people get it, and you got it good. Kick back and we'll see if the suckers have understood.

Friday, August 29, 2008 04:06 PM

Uber Stupid Article

What would I expect from Rebecca Traister but anything other. Palin is a substancless symbol, Clinton was and is NOT lacking in substance. See the difference? So simple. You're a tragedy Traister. What trash, I'd expect this kind of reporting in People.

Friday, August 29, 2008 04:22 PM
Original article: What Sarah Palin means

A symbol looks so bright and shiney and glossy

But when you up open to the contents

It's either your usual run 'o the mill

Or just down right plain and drossy.

Friday, August 29, 2008 04:29 PM
Original article: What Sarah Palin means

@odonnell

You just love a ruckus.

Friday, August 29, 2008 05:49 PM
Original article: What Sarah Palin means

@MaBelle

Tellin' lies'll

Only get ya

A grass hut in hell.

Friday, August 29, 2008 05:56 PM
Original article: What Sarah Palin means

Did maureen odonnell actually say she wouldn't be back?

Believe me, she'll break that promise faster than they break the speend record at the Indy freeway.

Friday, August 29, 2008 07:09 PM
Original article: John McCain's female card

I don't know what I think of Palin

But that beehive hair do in the picture reveals what I think is probably a retro-republican all the way.

Friday, August 29, 2008 07:13 PM
Original article: Knock it off, Paul Begala

I saw a picture of this lady

And she has a big brunette beehive on top of her head.

She must be retro-repub

Friday, August 29, 2008 07:17 PM
Original article: Knock it off, Paul Begala

dream on dream on teenage dream

you can be a beauty queen...

Friday, August 29, 2008 08:18 PM
Original article: Knock it off, Paul Begala

Gee jeb,

Maybe you've found your femme fantastic, I on the other hand see a femme of plastic.

Friday, August 29, 2008 08:38 PM
Original article: Knock it off, Paul Begala

Yeah Elephant man

And Sarah has a swell lookin' beehive too, that just brings you back to '62.

Friday, August 29, 2008 08:40 PM
Original article: Knock it off, Paul Begala

I wonder where

Dick van Dyke's at?

Friday, August 29, 2008 08:48 PM

Sarah's very pretty

And I love that beehive hair

But the flag pin

Is the real touch that says

"We really really really care."

Aww ain't she sweet?

Friday, August 29, 2008 09:05 PM
Original article: Knock it off, Paul Begala

@keemberlee

I don't know if McCain has reckoned that a woman republican governor from a remote state who looks like a Cosmo model will enhance his chance, but perhaps there are some poor dumb dupes who'll buy this most symbolic romance. Call it the Beauty & Old Uncle McCain

Friday, August 29, 2008 09:57 PM
Original article: Knock it off, Paul Begala

This lady is window dressing for McCain, it's just about that plain.

I mean, I'm not saying she's a shopping mall manikin, but not too far from it.

Friday, August 29, 2008 10:12 PM
Original article: Fighting Barack Obama

@mary

Stop your stalling...what's so galling?

Friday, August 29, 2008 10:18 PM

McCain/Palin

The old guy and the manikin

Friday, August 29, 2008 10:27 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

McCain &the manakin

Youthful window dressing.

Friday, August 29, 2008 10:32 PM

If McCain were president and he passed way

The world's first vice manikin would take over.

Friday, August 29, 2008 10:39 PM

Don't get fooled again

cos Sarah's

Just a manikin.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 12:44 AM
Original article: Fighting Barack Obama

@dust69

Salon the Parody is pretty damn entertaining...I like to surf over there when my interests in the real Salon start waning.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 07:53 AM

McCain & the manikin

Don't get fooled again.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 07:55 AM
Original article: Fighting Barack Obama

@alc

We won't get fooled again by McCain and his manakin.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 08:09 AM

We ain't gonna get fooled again

Sarah Palin is

John McCain's

Vice president

Manakin.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 08:14 AM
Original article: Fighting Barack Obama

Now I know the American public can be quite pliant

But is Sarah Palin the Stepford clone

Of Anita Bryant?

Saturday, August 30, 2008 08:32 AM

Sure, the American public can sometimes be pliant

But c'mon!

A Stepford clone of Anita Bryant?

Saturday, August 30, 2008 08:44 AM

@gayle

Palin is a pentecostal, and pentecostals have their own opinions and views, ones like how catholics are devilish papists, who don't follow the "true" teachings of the good book's, good news.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 08:50 AM

@virtue one O whatever

Your posts always have the strong virtue of being total virtual reality.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 08:56 AM

Time to start panicin'

When the vice prez

Is a lady manakin.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 12:09 PM

@maureenodonnell

I really do fear, that you don't even have the loosest grasp of what's going on politically over here.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 12:26 PM

@jeb

I really love it, if I weren't such a lady, I'd tell you to shove it.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 12:42 PM

@HornetDriver

Is one of your hornets missing?

Did by any wild chance one of them fly up your ass and die?

My prescription is a tube of preperation H

So please, lip up, face the music, and please - don't cry.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 12:46 PM

@jeb

Beauty queen is an impressive credential where I come from. Just ask Snow White and her seven pals, beauty queens are the most talented and magic of all gals.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 01:01 PM
Original article: Fighting Barack Obama

@gneubeck

gneubeck, if I were you I'd look over my shoulder, at the republican's new train wreck.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 03:40 PM
Original article: Fighting Barack Obama

Man...

I have more immediate things to concern myself with, besides what media pundits have to pontificate, I live 45 minutes from New Orleans, and Gustav advancing out there in the Gulf of Mexico - has really begun to super precipitate. The possibility of flooding is what I'm not too keen about with worry, the bigger concern is the over one hundred mile per hour winds, with their tree topplin' stone cold fury. Where I'm at in Covington the elevation is not so nearly low, that is as compared to the whole city of N.O., but Gustav looks like a momma of a monster, any which way the winds might blow.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 03:57 PM

Has anybody noticed?

When Maureen 'O Donnell makes a remark, just how many millions and millions of miles away, it really is from making the mark?

Maureen, stick to what you really know, try starting with the local weather reports in Ireland, whether the the forecast calls for rain, hail, or snow.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 04:06 PM

Republicans are wailin' about the choice of Sarah Palin

The Harriet Myers of thread bare spare tires.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 04:12 PM

Sarah Palin

The new church lady and penecostal pope, bringin' a televangelistic message, to every dumbshit and dope.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 04:22 PM

@emperor tiberius the notoriously delirious

Chill dude, you've got a real winner of a sweet grinner of a manikin afixed to the bow of your S.S. McCain showboat, the question you need to really ask yourself is, for how long will it remain afloat?

Saturday, August 30, 2008 05:32 PM

It won't be smooth sailin'

With a figurehead like Palin.

lol.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 05:58 PM

So if McCain's health starts failin'

It's president Palin?

WTF?!!??

Saturday, August 30, 2008 06:06 PM

Voting for McCain

Is McFricking Insane.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 06:14 PM
Original article: Fighting Barack Obama

@mary

If I didn't find that statement so stupidly appalling, I'd ask you once again what you find so galling.

But then a thought came, as if from out of thin air, the truth revealed itself to me, that I really don't care.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 06:33 PM

The facts are self evident

Sarah Palin is a poor choice for the spot of vice president.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 06:36 PM

Republicans

Stuck in the suck.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 06:57 PM

incensed?

More like they're amused. But I'm not a democrat, so you'll have to address someone else. I'm an independent, and from an independent's point of view, John McCain's run for president is already through.

Saturday, August 30, 2008 07:18 PM

Dude

You've got your republican duo and I hope you're happy, to me they're only one thing, the crappiest of the crappy.

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