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Klytus

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 06:17 PM

@Greeneyed

How are you and AKASmith, both of you who seem to seek to make yourselves emblems of American feminism, any less "Ideological" than the people you're trashing here, who appeal to unity, rather than bruised egos, foot stomping, and smallminded fear?

"Borg" indeed. These people resist or ignore your agenda of uber-orthodoxy and purist assimilation, therefore they deserve and elicit your most elitist discrimination.

Yay Dixie!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 06:27 PM

@Elizabeth Plumley

If you could just step back and take a look at yourself, you'd ask "who pulled plumb crazy off of that dusty back shelf?"

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 06:33 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

The PUMA phenominon gives new meaning to the word mean

Before they came along

Leona Helmsley ruled that scene.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 06:48 PM

@Obserevr1

No. Not Clinton's legacy. PUMA's sophistry.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 06:57 PM
Original article: "Traitor"

This movie sounds pretty formulaic

But I'm a huge fan of Said Taghmaoui. He gave "Three Kings" some gritty guts. He was also in a Canadian crime caper comedy called "Crime Spree," which was very good. I'll skip this flick, it sounds so formula I'm already getting sick.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 07:00 PM

@Greeneyed

I can write a love sonnet if you want me to.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 08:14 PM

@mjn3457

What the fuck are you yammering about?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 08:27 PM
Original article: When is a plot not a plot?

The gang who couldn't mainline straight

And other subterranean freaks in love with the stench of their own stinking hate.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 08:37 PM

It was live!

And totally funky fresh, the perfect oratory, for the democrat's success.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 08:43 PM

The appointed place

Is the place of your disgrace.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 08:58 PM

@bahasa

I understand that part about bahasa's blindly useless wrath, but one more time, the final post election math?

I'm not so sure about your claim of having attended a college, when your basic math skills betray such a loose grasp, of not having obtained such basic knowledge.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 09:07 PM

It's too lateTex

For HateTex.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 09:14 PM

HateTex

Let vengeance and hatred be your guiding spark, as you fumble around so feebly in your own benighted dark.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 09:21 PM

fabrication

is no substitute for education.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 09:29 PM

Her lead actually grows?

As does your nose.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 09:41 PM

@bahasa

You must think I believe in fish stories

John McCain getting elected

Should be the biggest of your worries.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 10:13 PM

I wouldn't dare try to rate her

But she's the ultimate hater.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 11:23 PM
Original article: "No way, no how, no McCain"

@J. Walsh

You say Hillary employed humor?

Thank god.

Better that than a dour humored PUMA.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 11:30 PM

@NYShooter

Once again thanks

It's always reassuring to notice

That all you fire is blanks.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 12:48 AM

@NYShooter

You just get cuter

As you get drunker and drunker

By your stupid computer.

Ask yourself this

Who's the stupider

The baiter?

or

The hater?

Seeing as you're a hybrid of the two

I invite you most cordially

To go get screwed.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 01:01 AM

@jeb

You're just a lonely whisper in the dark, democrats are all comin' together to all do their part.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 01:05 AM

madness......

...madness......

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 01:11 AM

@NYShooter

Yo!

How's tricks out on the east coast?

Give my best to your girl

'Lil Miss. KateTexasToast.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 01:19 AM
Original article: "No way, no how, no McCain"

I dunno, CAN Bill?

I know that I for one

Just THRILL to Bill.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 01:30 AM

blind

bloody

madness.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 02:56 AM

@gala11

Hope you're enjoying your little PUMA losers party

Too bad you're dining on ashes

While the democrats all party together real good and hardy.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 03:11 AM
Original article: "No way, no how, no McCain"

@Lev

I wonder what gold Jokie Roberts has to say, I await with bated breath, till at last she "encapsulates" the whole day.

The profunity of punditry.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 03:36 AM
Original article: "No way, no how, no McCain"

@Beth W.

What about Hillary's losing do find so devilishly confusing?

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 12:04 PM

@Kaleun

"Sadly with all those nukes, It's still gonna matter a lot."

As clearly it did, on this we can agree, like when Hillary said she'd "obliterate Iran" well, that just did her in the way I see. Talk about pandering to the right, when I heard that statement, I thought, she's a neocon's delight.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 12:30 PM
Original article: "No way, no how, no McCain"

@whitecat

If you think this is all workin' to some productive avail, for all I'm really concerned, you can just keep on chasin' your own tail.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 12:40 PM

@Anna68

Change your hokey handle to AnnaObliterate.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 12:56 PM
Original article: "No way, no how, no McCain"

@data dude

You really do need to chill, much like these PUMAs, you just fan the flames, of ridiculous recriminating blames, and back and forth games of ugly ill will.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 01:02 PM
Original article: "No way, no how, no McCain"

@jeb

PUMAbots vs. OBAMAbots

Who'll be the last fool grandstanding...bein' a 24 hour troll must be richly demanding.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 01:14 PM
Original article: "No way, no how, no McCain"

Let the next round of rock 'em sock robots begin

Check this out

Obama's gonna win.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 01:25 PM

Lieberman

The deceiver man

Joe says "Drop the bomb!"

Score another "victory"

For the neo-con.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 01:41 PM
Original article: "No way, no how, no McCain"

@jeb

Really jeb, remind me, what WAS Bill's big importance to Hillary's presidential race, it was she who was running, not Bill's Ex-president's face.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 01:48 PM

Hill has a winner's will

And cannot be bought

By the all that is naught

Of the PUMAbots.

Thank you Madame senator.

With kindest regards, Klytus

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 02:14 PM
Original article: This Modern World

Tell 'em Tom

Show 'em the real mockery that is the punditocracy.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 02:43 PM

@Alex

You'd of been even more uncomfortable if that back drop had been the great pyramid of Cheops, uh-oh everybody, here come the cheap intimations of the penny punditry cops!

Thanks for bein' such a fly insider, you got more meat on your jones than fidgety 'ol Tom Snyder.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 02:53 PM
Original article: Clinton rules

@Alex

I don't look to cable TV with all its 24 hour recyclin' stink, to form the basis of what I think.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 03:01 PM
Original article: "No way, no how, no McCain"

@whitecat

Keep on chasin' your tail, for all is naught, that's what all you've got, as you spin and spin, with your no way to a win, lungin' after your own flaggin' tail, to absolutely no positive avail.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 03:08 PM
Original article: "No way, no how, no McCain"

@whitecat

I like to watch you trip, on that crazy PUMA cat nip.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 03:16 PM

@-ruwood

It's all good, maybe you like McCainer-aid better in your neighborhood.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 03:20 PM
Original article: Arkansas for Obama

Clinton Country

Welcome aboard.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 03:28 PM

@-ruwood

Then goody for you, Nader-aid it is, now try to get your head out of its delerious tizz.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 03:35 PM
Original article: "No way, no how, no McCain"

@whitecat

You know, Voltaire? The guy that wrote "Candide?," the Frenchman who satirized people like you, to the whole one hundredth degree?

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 03:50 PM

@jeb

You're not a republican troll, you're just a garden variety, everyday A-hole.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 04:57 PM

Right

ON!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 05:10 PM

TRICKI MICKI

You make a me sicki.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 05:25 PM

A little pathetic?

Try plenty pathetic. Try pathetic with sprinlkes on top, try PUMAs are a rapidly vanishing species, that we're all just waiting to see drop.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 06:13 PM
Original article: "No way, no how, no McCain"

Right on my other sister of the hour

I rightly said you should switch your name

To dolores enpower.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 06:26 PM

It may just be me

Which isn't to say that you should at all agree, but as I've always viewed it, the institution of marriage, is mostly about starting a family and kids, and of course christening a brand new baby carriage.

Speaking just for me, I don't care for any of that marriage mess, but if it's all what you're after, I just wish you the best.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 06:31 PM
Original article: How it happened

Check your idiot box

Cos Fox is on the rocks.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 06:43 PM

@jeb

Take a time out from watching the convention, and go get yourself a snack from the fridge, and after you've done that, go jump off a bridge.

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