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Klytus

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 02:26 AM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

@wychwood

Thanks for the wise 'ol words 'o Wonda bread, don't let your brew go all up to ya head.

Please. Bring peace to Pleasantville.

My realest regards to Miss. mayor McCheese.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 02:46 AM

keep it real rupe

anybody who'd believe you, would be a real dupe.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 02:58 AM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

"Fifties style vanilla meringue"

Nobody quite captures class like AKASmith

I wonder where Michelle would have been in the 1950's?

Cleaning AKA's kitchen

Ridin' at the back of the bus?

Are these some of the "feminist issues"

That Smith wants to discuss?

When it comes to feelin' indignant and embittered

'Ol Mayor McCheese is no kind of quitter.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 03:33 AM

The convention has barely begun

So

Try not to get too high strung.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 07:28 AM

@Slackie

The hopes of PUMAS are truely twisted up in the insane, they're comprised of one part green cheese, and a mixture of the political ambitions of John McCain.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 07:37 AM
Original article: It's Obama time!

@virtue

virtuitously speaking in all virtual realitity virtuosity, will you be still be playin' your greatest shits of republican pomposity?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 07:39 AM
Original article: Plot to kill Obama?

WTF?

PUMAs on paint thinner?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 07:46 AM
Original article: Plot to kill Obama?

@Roomba the PUMA

"Is that it?"

Can't you read?

There's a press conference scheduled for later.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 07:59 AM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

@'ol dog!

how's tricks? you damn sure can't teach an old troll any new kinda tricks, cos they all have the same instinct to lay the same shits.

roll over and don't play dead.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 08:10 AM

Sexiest zoo?

Don't tell me Broadsheet has finally stooped to zoophilia?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 08:23 AM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

@odonnell

I just hope Middle America isn't anything like the latrine of maureen. Keep smokin' that hazey hobbit herb, and keep on makin' your crazy voice heard.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 08:34 AM

If Hillary's right

Say hello to endless night.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 08:42 AM
Original article: It's Obama time!

George is stayin' in my hut

So take your concerns

And stick 'em up your you know what.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 08:49 AM

@jeb

You can choose to have the blues, brush you teeth, take a snooze, but it won't alter the reality of the fact, that when its all done you lose.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 12:25 PM

@Andrew

Interesting review on a movie I'm interested in seeing. Pasolini's "Salo" is also coming out on a Criterion collection edition DVD. I've never seen "Salo" but have heard of its legend for about 20 years or so. I'd like to hear your thoughts on the picture that has been described as so disturbing it goes beyond mildly purturbing. I have to see "Salo" for myself. I love Pasolini's other movies, particularly his earthy and hilarious adabtation of "The Decameron." Thanks for the review.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 12:36 PM

@Notorious

I heard me a rumor

That you're

Patron saint of PUMA.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 12:45 PM
Original article: Clinton to aim at McCain

Alright Hillary!

You go girl! United we stand divided we fall.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 12:58 PM

The PUMA poem

A PUMA is a battle cat

That has scratched its eyes out

A PUMA is a rumor

Of a shadow of a doubt

A PUMA is a tumor

Begging to be removed

A PUMA is a fool that can't be reproved

A PUMA is a rabid kind of chaotic clown

A PUMA is a bloody nuisance that's begging to be put down

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 01:12 PM

Some of it ain't racism

Some of its just a rash

For instance

Who in the blue nude dude on the moon

Is givin' PUMAs all of their cash?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 01:14 PM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

@Celia

I feel ya!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 01:19 PM

@CubanSarita

You said it Sarita...you'd also have enough buffalo shit to fertilize the entire state of Texas.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 01:24 PM

@susan sunflower

You should change your name to turd blossom, cos any way you go, it's more apropos.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 01:33 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

I don't know Tracey

Nancy Pelosi was quoted yesterday to say that "victim politics" are not the magic bullet, as some among the old guard PUMAs still like to pull it...

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 01:39 PM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

@debaser

You're a disgrace sir. You sound like the Che Guevera of Geraldo Rivera.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 01:52 PM

@deloresflower

I'll lay off, but I never suffer the stupidity of a raging dumkoff.

Peace.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 02:02 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

It was Hillary's glib comment when she said she would gladly bomb Iran

That for me threw her whole campaign in the garbage can

I am up to here with firebrand threats and rumors of war

But Hillary was more concerned about her "toughness" score.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 02:07 PM

Bill Clinton?

Pass me another Billy beer, let's talk about the old days before the age of fear.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 02:21 PM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

maureen maureen

still diggin' that latrine.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 02:31 PM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

@AKASmith

Something has always told me that you were left feeling uncomfortable about the colored version of Pleasantville. But I don't live in Pleasantville, I live in a neighborhood comrpised of people born here, and some pretty fresh off the boat, and I assure you, if I had your narrowness of mind, I WOULD despair of any and all hope.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 02:40 PM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

@maureen

I only invest in the best.

Is the best you attach

Your chicken scratch

From the booby hatch?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 03:01 PM

Bill Clinton A radical feminist?

Bill Clinton is a radical party girl oppurtunist.

If it has breasts and a skirt

Bill is sure to get his old equipment to get up and work.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 03:09 PM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

@maureen

More confused musings from psych unit 338? Napoleon is kinda cool, but maureen is odonnell the great!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 03:32 PM

@dolores

Bright, perceptive, and forcefully forward thinking, if dems don't brandish a sharp stick, their chances will start sinking.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 03:36 PM
Original article: Clinton makes the rounds

At Hillary's own behest

Don't befoul your own nest.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 03:40 PM
Original article: "Happy Hour for Hillary"

PUMAs & Repubs

Chickenhawks of the same feather

Fly crookedly together.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 03:48 PM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

The world and its history according to maureen

A paranoid schizophenic's wandering dream.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 03:59 PM

@AKASmith

Face it Smith, yesterday Pelosi was quoted to say that "victim politics" can not give feminism a shot in the arm, some feminists it seems much unlike you, were not born in a barn.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 04:07 PM

Big bubba the bummer

Of the infamous

Oval office hummer?

No THAT guy's got feminist crdetials that could fill five football fields!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 04:12 PM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

Hang on maureen!

Klytus is comin' with the thorazine!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 04:19 PM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

Onslaught!

I dunno? Better ask Odonnell the hun, whatever it is, it don't sound like much fun!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 04:25 PM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

@maureen

You're so concerned about the state of the world, and you do so much about it in your strange little bubble world.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 04:38 PM
Original article: Biden's mission

I say employ the atomics

Against McCainian economics.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 04:41 PM

I was always with Obama

But always liked Kucinich best next

He was the only other candidate

Who was against the war with the left.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 04:48 PM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

@gehgoeson

You are it seems perfect if you're severely dellusional, hence the reason why maureen is certifiably institutional.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 04:51 PM

You tell me

Andrew Dubya.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 04:59 PM

@L Michelle

They're also the children of Chickenhawks.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 05:06 PM

"Psycho Drama"

Ha! Ha! Ha! Here that one Hitchcock?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 05:10 PM

@bernhart

Beautiful man..keep on truckin'..yes we can.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 05:18 PM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

Speakin' of dangers

maureen odonnell is a risky danger to herself, hence the reason why she lives in a comfortably padded cell.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 05:24 PM

Wake up America

Before Freddy Kruger carves up your ass

McCain wants to sell you another war

And a lie about cheap gas.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 05:28 PM

dude

jeb is just a defeatocrat.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 05:33 PM
Original article: Isn't she lovely?

@carrisma

Michelle is very refreshing, funny how a few find that just a little distressing.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 05:41 PM

@doloresflower

Girl, you need to change your name to dolores enpower.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 05:46 PM

Whatever the page..

...what fantastically fruitless rage.

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