gehgoeson, I know well what goes on...maureen likes to spar, til they close down the bar, and then after she's finally fanned her last little fire, it's all in a good days work, she smirks, then quietly retires.

I guess you could maybe call it a life, the life of a sour shut in, that just likes to snipe.

Just you wait til Hillary makes another bid for the prez

And see if she even steps up to the bat.

Y'all go on and keep on ampin' it up

With your little vengeance ring

And we'll see in not so many years

If Hillary again gets a chance

To do her thing.

If Obama loses on account of you folks this coming November

There are millions and millions

Who with a clear sighted memory

Will always vividly remember.

There's an old saying

That one should never befoul

One's own nest

So I'd take those thoughts to heart

If I were intent on a reasoned and intelligent plan

For mutual success.

So in conclusion

If you can't have a graceful and generous heart

The least thing you can do for you and Hill

Is to play your cards smart.

Klytus is writing in Jimminey Cricket

Don't know much about carrots and peas

Don't know how many homes that I own

My new wife can buy the whole Astrodome

What a wonderful war this will be...

If only you will vote for me

Welcome to a new

But vaguely familiar

Wonderful world of pain

I'm your main man

I'm John McCain...

Remember to pitch the pork products while you're there at the convention!

So too does insanity also seem to run in your family.

He doesn't hold any leverage

Over whatever they want to see.

Or more accurately

What they want you to see.

Do you or do you not agree?

Because we're too busy with the Clinton Twist.

Land of a thousand dances.

"badgering Hillary holdouts?"

What's to hold out for anymore?

Look I don't wanna rain on your big sunflowery parade, but things just are what they are, and your candidate did not get villainously played. We went through a primary election, Obama became the democratic party's elected selection, the rest you can take or make or break at your own discretion...

But if spite is your special guilding light, you are only guilded on to endless night.

A candidate's supporters on the internet calls me a host of funny names, so verily the candidate owns all the responsibility for all of the name calling blames.

Did some of us stay back in grade school?

They're screaming at each other? The comedy has not reached its most farcical peak, everybody's yelling so loud, they can't even hear each other speak.

I don't even watch TV, so for my education can you offer up some specific quotes that cite blatant mysogeny?

I'm just curious to be enlightened on this one.

When's your next piece on pork chops coming out?

And be reduced to the sort of ninnyish idiocy that you who worship the idiot box are enslaved to everyday? Uh-uh, I enjoy the peace of just reading without all the buzzing and shifting and electronic deceiving. Television is a fucking carnival, it isn't even the faintest glimmer of just a plain simple truth, its presentational and unrepresentational, and was something I once enjoyed in my youth.

You people who worship at its alter have a thick veil over your eyes, you see the whole world through a lens, which is one half make up and disguise.

Maybe Walter wet himself.

The other white bread.

Way ta go Walt.

I never reckoned for a second, you were some kind of a dumb kinda of a kid.

Shut up with that 'ol Freak 'o the Rings, we do not, I repeat do not, live in a fairy land of elves and hobbits and warrior kings.

I'm gonna get you sucka!

The legend.

I heard that! But see, look here, I am of such a criticaly endowed mind, that I take the extra effort, to read between all the bullshit lines.

while you're out Nintendo playin'?

Bro I was just jerkin' your chain.

Holy shit mister mao, being a powerful politician yourself you should know that politicians are expert at droning on for hours saying absolutely nothing.

So when are you gonna institute the great leap forward is what I really wanna fuckin' know!

Poor guy's been pretty sick. He really believes in Obama. Emphasis on the really.

And how mao!

Did you get that?

It will be a new era. It will be the time of Fester the Questor, and Klytus the Conqueror.

We might make you waterboy.

Speaking of the "in" people of the media, Tom Tomorrow has a great cartoon today about that very subject, and it's funnier and more insightful than most of the yammerings of many of the posters and punditters found here in at Salon, on network television, or anywhere else for that matter in the whole muddy universe of mostly useless opinions. Check it out if you have a sense of humor, it'll give you a good chuckle.

Frankly I never thought that this was what feminism was all about, and I don't think PUMA is about feminism, I think it's about fratricide.

Not only do I question your veracity, I question your mental capacity.

Well sir, I liked it.

Should we call for the bomb squad or are you just having a PUMA implosion?

Sounds like you've been smoking some pretty harsh habli babli in your "hookah," which in arabic we really call a nargeelah. It doesn't sound like you feel much like smoking a peace pipe either.

Even Mr. Super Vanity Sean the Hack Hanity had something complimentary to say? Miracle! Miracle!

Take your terroristic enfant terribes and leave decent people alone. You're the ultimate ugliness.

And that was an editorial opinion from Miss. AKASmith, the unpleasant albeit mayor McCheese of Pleasantville. Thank you Miss. Smith.