Flail yourself silly with a rubber hose.

You just said a mouthful Rose. Hello" Hello? Is anybody home? Is there any grey matter at all underneath that crumbling dome?

Wants your Hillary write in vote, for who can believe in Obama's doctrine of hope?

along with the Electric Prunes.

Clinton isn't running anymore? Don't tell that to the general election jihadists in PUMA. They might throw up a hairball if they hear that!

Jackson hasn't been really all that relevant to the black community for quite some time. He still serves as a black talking head on television because people as clued in to the goings on within the black community as Sean Hannity, some how think that Jackson is still a public figure of some powerful presence amongst blacks, which is pretty passe to anybody outside the media establishment. If Jesse is insecure about his balls I'd suggest some kind of silicone replacement. Anyway, here's another Fox News flap, from the home of crap.

Yesterday's was a how to on how to cure bacon. Have you been rolling in the mud much? You're my favorite pig pen journalist because you always deliver the best slop. Perhaps you'll become a professional journalist when pigs learn to fly.

In front of the Hillary Clinton bunker in Berlin.

Where's Sly and the Family?

Let me refer you to Rebecca Traisters article about hog farms and the joys of making your own bacon and reply - In a pig's eye.

You shouldn't call Clinton a "bitch." That's not your prancing perogative.

Strange. I could have sworn you liked using the word "bitch" better.

When it comes to any kind of political "ISM."

What are you chuggin' down? A quart of Cold Duck?

You ARE what you EAT.

But I look like your average Miami beach jew.

Were you alive when Julius Caesar was stabbed on the steps of the Roman senate? What are you Smith, some worldly wizened old wise woman with a flickering spark in her eyes? Or just some garden variety old hack grinding an axe in an elegant disguise?

Were you also around to brunch with Pat Nixon?

Hell Smith, I don't even know if YOU'RE a democrat!

Tell me Queen Bee, are you pray tell a partime Penecostal preacher?

I prefer Egyptian pop music artists like Amar Diab and Nawal al-Zougby.

I'd be more concerned about the Cardasians if I were you.

About that roll call rumor..somebody's been blowing smoke up your ass.

Iran just recently test fired a new missle, however president Ahmad-I-Need-a-Job of Iran DID NOT I repeat DID NOT fire ANY missles at Israel today, yesterday, the day before yesterday, or as long ago as a month, to a hundered years ago. Please pay attention to what's REALLY happening on the planet before you decend into a pit dumb dellusion.

You mean you don't believe Walsh's wishy washy statement that she "admires Obama?" How could this be?

I'd of had to have had some kind of faith in her from the start. And the prescience of her punditting skills! Her calls on the democratic primary had all the artful precision of a preschooler discovering finger painting for the first time. A few words comes to mind when I think of Walsh's powers of political prognostication - uninsightful and sophomoric.

I'm delighted that you're "so day disgusted." It has always appeared to be your most prefered state of mind. Enjoy your disgust until you bust.

"so damn disgusted."

Of course I don't hang on to every hyperboly handed down from that amazing media maven Joan Walsh, who for one, is of course deeply "concerned" about Obama.

What has Salon become? Planet pork? I've counted three articles on the pleasures of the pig. Is Salon becoming synonymous with pig slop? Probably so...

Do you love pork because it has the closest texture to real human flesh? Maybe you're really a LeCanibal at heart.

Joan carried an eight year grudge! Pushin' fifty probably isn't perking up her outlook much either.

If it was offered at no price.

Like I need another online tabloid only now one with a TV talking head as its editor? If you're looking for level headed you're not gonna find it here. But if hype and flash are your kind of thing, you won't get substance, but you might get a little bit of zing.

It's more like watching volleyball.

I too am garbed in black as I continue to show my sorrow along with Queen Victoria at the sad and untimely passing of Prince Albert.

Change that to a determined hater.

Some of the idiots already have their blindfolds on.

What's with the "we?" Does this mean you're "me first" for the democrats doin' themselves in firing squad?

Well if you will, it's your call and your serve, and the end result will doubtless be, what you most deserve.

Hillary was perhaps the more progressive between herself and Obama on the planet Pluto. I'm not sure what alternative universe it is you are inhabiting but I think it's widely understood that Hillary was so middle of the road many still look upon her as a sort of Reagan democrat. A livid liberal she ain't.

I am heartened to see you "heart" Smith's hate, and both of you should bear in mind to always remember, wherever there's trouble, more often than not, at the bottom of it all, is an Obamabot.

I can't with confidence answer your question, but I don't think any lounge chair lawyers in a Salon Letters forum are gonna enlighten you much either. Seek more authoritative sources elsewhere.

Is for hawagas.

It's hard for Americans to pronounce so I'll spell it out phonetically...it's: "ibni-sharmuteen." Look it up in your ever handy Arabic-English dictionary. Assholes.

You might be right. Can you tell the difference between a Sephardic Jew and a Morrocan Muslim?

Andrea Dworkin, and she was one twisted fuck.

Joan, I didn't know you liked Nat King Cole!

What's the occupation of Iraq? A petting zoo?