Letters posted here are associated with the following Salon Premium Member:

Klytus

Published Letters: 6913
Editor's Choice: 6

Friday, August 22, 2008 07:10 AM

@mao moo shu pork

who's the real pig? he who reads from the little red book about the great leap forward?

read from the book of getting an actual life and you might actually get taken seriously.

Friday, August 22, 2008 07:18 AM

@Ma

Upgrade to AT&T and at least buy a mobile phone, a length of string and two tin cans ain't cuttin' it.

Friday, August 22, 2008 07:53 AM

@pathfinder1

You couldn't find your way out of a broom closet with a trail of breadcrumbs.

Friday, August 22, 2008 08:17 AM

@mao

you and the gang of four are not gonna take what exactly?

Friday, August 22, 2008 09:01 AM

@softdog

No points on the soft sell, cos all be told, your shit is old.

Friday, August 22, 2008 09:05 AM

man mao, sounds like some major moo shu

you sound like a pig in a poke just ready to go broke.

Friday, August 22, 2008 09:28 AM
Original article: Hammering homeboy

@maureen

I think I have you figured out. You're a clautrophobic cat collecting, compulsively book quoting kook from Cork, with a peculiar penchant for puuuring out petty minded piss and vineagar for all the American spectators and sundry peasantry here at Salon.

How much does the gig pay? Is it gratifying, and is it as good for you as it is for you?

Friday, August 22, 2008 09:36 AM

@ken

We have something in common. I'm not voting for anybody but Tinkerbelle, and that ain't no fairy tale neither.

Friday, August 22, 2008 09:43 AM

@gberke

He does so have some blood, in spite of the leech and lynx set at Party Poop My Ass or Get Off the Can.

Powa to the PUMA!

Yes we can!

Friday, August 22, 2008 02:29 PM

Cat scratch fever

me-ouch.

Friday, August 22, 2008 02:42 PM
Original article: Heading to Denver

Pop pop fizz fizz

Punditry from the Pepsi center

For the Pepsi generation

Oh what a relief it is.

Friday, August 22, 2008 02:48 PM
Original article: Sassy in pink

"Isn't she pretty in...

...PINK HAIR?!!?"

So what?

Friday, August 22, 2008 03:00 PM

I read that Hill owes about 25 mill

Has paid off about 1.2 mill

And that she and Bill

Have a personal fortune of 109 mill

Something's wrong with this picture.

Something as usual is rotten in Clinton country.

I leave it to they themselves to suss out just what that rotten shit just might really be about.

Friday, August 22, 2008 03:16 PM
Original article: "The House Bunny"

Thanks Steph

Tis true

It takes more than cuteness

For you to feel cool about you.

Unbearable cuteness usually ends a conversation between me and a beautiful women quicker than it takes the A train to arrive at "I'm outta here!"

Girls with gravitas, not hooked on looks, are alway the best and most sought after, in most men's books.

A brain is a big plus.

Friday, August 22, 2008 03:20 PM

If a guy can't be counted on

to count how many houses he has

can you really count on that guy?

Friday, August 22, 2008 03:30 PM

@Uncle Fester

I see whay you're saying, but this is a political convention, which is mostly like Mardi gras.

Friday, August 22, 2008 04:02 PM

@kathy1

What happened to the independents? Right here. You're looking at one.

Friday, August 22, 2008 04:20 PM

@Public Servant

Jokie Cokie is still around? I haven't been a TV viewer in 10 long years, and I'm amazed that that mono-toned, mono-themed, pin headed, salami headed swami, is still serving her averagely unenlightened swill as a talking head!! Does she still pop up with her regular pop up opinions on ABC, or has she graduated on to even lower pastures in the cow pie industry of TV punditry?

Friday, August 22, 2008 05:33 PM

AKASmith

Spot on. It's all about sexism not about the infantilism of untrained stray cats that Hillary probably hasn't put up to the puuurfectly petty task of heaving up hairballs in the hilariously farcical spectacle since Tom & Jerry scurried around with giant hammers and anvils.

Believe me, when you're dealing with cry babies you have to use their own veggies in a blender vocabulary.

"Goo-goo-ga-ga-woo-woo-waah-waah!!"

Get the point?

Friday, August 22, 2008 06:09 PM

What's was the one taking in the younger days? A double latte? And while we're on the subject of living saints, what was that dry leafy stem substance that you smoke taht Bill didn't inhale back in the day?

Let's step back and gain a little perspective on our respective saints.

Friday, August 22, 2008 06:20 PM

"Fuck Arianna!"

Don't worry you're probably not her type, besides which I hear she has money, so why would she fuck some anonymous on a message board who belongs to a secret tree house called Party Unity My Ass? You tell me.

Friday, August 22, 2008 08:25 PM

I said it yesterday

It'll be Biden, but big deal it's vice president. I can't get hot over vice president. It'll be a flea circus here tommorow when the news is released. I'm really amused at how holding their seat everybody is over this. Biden's okay with me, but if burnt bridges are everybody's bold point to make in the wake - whatever. Fat Tuesday's not even here yet, roll out the floats.

Friday, August 22, 2008 08:32 PM

@braindead

Write in Rumplestilskin fot the good it'll accomplish. lol.

Friday, August 22, 2008 08:50 PM

Frankly I don't care one way or the other

Earlier this year the Clintons released a financial statement about how much they're worth - 109 million dollars.

Friday, August 22, 2008 09:41 PM

What about it PUMAs?

Did any one of you dig deep into your pockets to help Hill out with her capaign debt?

Friday, August 22, 2008 09:45 PM

Anybody?

Silent as a tomb.

Saturday, August 23, 2008 12:43 AM

@-Linda English

No Linda I can't spare a few dimes. I do though believe that with a more than adequate bank account publically revealed for the record to be somewhere around 109 million dollars worth of wealth - the Clintons should have no difficulty doing away with the debt themselves - from out of their own pockets if need be.

My money will be spent on the future, on a needed as maybe neccessary basis, for putting the democratic winner in the white house.

Saturday, August 23, 2008 12:55 AM

I was never in Clinton's camp -

So I find you solicitation a little strange.

Saturday, August 23, 2008 01:09 AM
Original article: Heading to Denver

The timing...

Time to stop the jibber jabber

Time to shut it

And for democrats to gather.

There. Was that timely?

Saturday, August 23, 2008 01:33 AM

@Donah

"...go back to your unit and die soldier." - Donah

So you I assume must be with the PUMA suicide bomber brigade.

AKASmith, over the past few months you've made plenty of observation about some of the overzealous Obama supporters.

Point taken.

But just take a moment to look over to the other side of the street, and who do we meet, Donah the Clintonista saying die and become dead meat.

Maybe we can all step back form our stupid spotless of pure piety over who said what and what got said to who during the dust ups that came with the now past primary and push on. Or perhaps not.

But whatever the choice, Donah, do yourself a favor and bury the hatchet with your old adversaries, or for all I fucking care bury a hatchet in your head.

Here's to the future!

Saturday, August 23, 2008 01:42 AM
Original article: It's Biden

Well blow me down!

Biben!

Not bad...should be appealing to the older set.

Saturday, August 23, 2008 03:49 AM
Original article: It's Biden

@Plumley

Why so Glumly?

Saturday, August 23, 2008 07:29 AM

Thankx youz

Zylander Repulsikin Whynot the Third. Thank you for those few brief words of insight from the bottom of a well.

Saturday, August 23, 2008 07:35 AM

Ya mean they've already begun to pounce?

What did you expect them to do, go into hibernation until November?

Saturday, August 23, 2008 07:37 AM
Original article: "The House Bunny"

No.

That's Tina Fey.

Saturday, August 23, 2008 07:42 AM

* The PUMAs too

Can ya hear 'em mew?

Most Active Letters Threads

740

The commendably missing element from Obama's speech

There was no pretense that human rights is our goal, or the likely outcome, in escalating the war
405

Do Obama officials know what his Afghanistan plan is?

What explains the completely contradictory statements from key aides on a central plank of the war strategy?
402

America's regression

It's almost impossible to find a nation with as many torture advocates as the U.S. has.
317

Palin: Birthers have "fair question" about Obama

Of Obama birth, the ex-governor says, "the public is still, rightfully, making it an issue" (Updated)
211

The poster boy for progressive self-delusion

Read Hayden's 2008 Obama endorsement to remember the way the left sold our centrist president to itself

View all »

Letters Help

Currently in Salon