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Thursday, August 21, 2008 07:01 PM
Original article: "Death Race"

Here we go again..

Revisting remake of the week time once again. And another Jason acts like a stone Statham picture too. I'll pass. Norman Jewison made the one and only original Rollerball, and Paul Martel made the original, one time is all it took mark with Death Race 2000.

Statham is one of Guy Richie Rich's worst acting (if you can call it that) proteges. He should do chewing gum commercials instead of chewing on a cockney accent that sounds like Clint Eastwood meets yer lardship.

If there aren't any original script ideas in Hollywood for science fiction, why even bother?

Thursday, August 21, 2008 07:05 PM

"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to..

...cry if I want to...cry if I want to"

Thursday, August 21, 2008 07:14 PM
Original article: Hammering homeboy

@tiberius

You're not the brightest bulb in the box are you? You should listen to jeb's life story about mediocrity in education. McCain can't count the houses he has, and apparently you can't be counted on to understand a simple fucking statement. Can you count? Repeat. one, two, three....

Thursday, August 21, 2008 07:22 PM
Original article: Hammering homeboy

Either McCain's senility is quickly encroaching

Or he really can't count.

What's your excuse tiger?

Thursday, August 21, 2008 07:28 PM

"You'd cry too...

...if it happened to you bompa bompa bomp bomp."

Thursday, August 21, 2008 07:39 PM
Original article: Hammering homeboy

@Six

"Put to rest" is nowhere evident in jeb's area of abilities. It's the baby, I mean the Obama out with the bath water and that's it. jeb is in the tank for McCain, she protests the opposite to be the case, but who really gives a shit antway?

Thursday, August 21, 2008 08:25 PM

@lolcait

Did you expect that people who don't hold fast to petty political wounds would just cozy up to your ass, pucker up and plant a pouty kiss on your president Hillary posterior? Did you just fall off the turnip truck?

Thursday, August 21, 2008 08:35 PM

@limo

What's your litmus for real democrats? Gimme the straight from the cool school.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 08:41 PM

danke

shukran, merci, thanks.

Gripe up the hype limo.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 08:46 PM
Original article: "Death Race"

*correction

Cos he's still jerking.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 08:50 PM

There will be no Hillary highjack

I repeat

There will be no Hillary highjack

don't get jacked by hacks.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 08:55 PM

@redshooz

I read about the reinstatement of the draft thing today too. Salon didn't say squat about Lieberman's scheduling to be speaking at the GOP convention either. But what did you expect? Salon isn't a parlor of ideas, it's a second rate shithouse.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 09:04 PM
Original article: Hammering homeboy

@Kate

As usual that's about all your commentary amounts to - a cough

Keep the colors flying.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 09:11 PM

Just a thought

Hillary Clinton could have heeded Senator Tubbs suggestions on war with Iraq. A pity, that's what doomed Clinton from the outset.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 09:21 PM

Now

Wasn't that cathartic?

Thursday, August 21, 2008 09:25 PM

Nydem08 PUMAs?

Who knows what you are? Only the Shadow knows, and I don't give a shit.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 09:32 PM
Original article: Hammering homeboy

@TheHolyGoof

Apparently it depends on the paymaster.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 10:45 PM

Eww

I feel all icky after reading that. Thanks, and I concur, the white house has already been a whore house. Would it have become a brothel with Bill as best customer and Hill as his eerie enabling madame?

We'll never know for now.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 10:55 PM

NYDummy08

A reality check? I'll see if I can reserve a bed for you at Bellview. Hang on. The help and the Thorazine are on the way.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 11:01 PM
Original article: Hammering homeboy

@tiberius

You sure told me tiger.

Keep flying the flags of true idiocy.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 11:08 PM

If they do

there'll be a backlash like they won't believe.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 11:17 PM

Make a case?

There's an idea. Arts and crafts are on teusdays.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 11:23 PM

Where are you coming from with that?

Those two aren't even on the map.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 11:40 PM

@saman69

It really doesn't matter what you or Walsh pundit about Obama's vice prez. He's said publically that he has the person firmly in mind and the announcement will be made this weekend. So pundit to your heart's content but it's already coming to a tube near you, very, very, soon.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 11:45 PM

Oh hell

Is that what you meant? Cripes if he chose Hillary as VP I'd still vote for him.

No prob.

Never was one

Never will be one.

Friday, August 22, 2008 01:15 AM

@NYdem08

Keep your claws sharp and your cat instincts clean. And remember always, that it is better to maul out the eyes of the future, than to face the facts of your failures.

A little fortune cookie philosophy for you crazy cats.

Stay cool.

Friday, August 22, 2008 01:44 AM
Original article: Hammering homeboy

Just took a cap nap huh? Forever restless

How many texts do you have stacked next to you as you look for one dog eared literary quote to the next, before you have your literary litter box commentary all composed, readied, sealed, and then with a click, sent off to Salon letters?

How do you cook this lumpy stew of simmering self indulgent psychosis, and is it your special therapy, and if so, for how long has this been your "outlet" so to speak?

Friday, August 22, 2008 01:52 AM
Original article: Hammering homeboy

@gehgoeson

You've graduated with honors.

Good going gehgoeson.

Friday, August 22, 2008 02:02 AM

Sure

The silver years set will be saying so long to the last bloom of the boomers in Bill and Hill.

soft focus on faces

fade

go to commercial

"Is erectile dysfuntion putting a damper in YOUR lifestyle...?"

Friday, August 22, 2008 02:10 AM
Original article: Hammering homeboy

The seven deadlies?

Are you refering to sister superior?

Friday, August 22, 2008 02:19 AM

@Izzie Dee

You don't think I'm taking this idiot seriously do you? Dem I Dunno What I'm Gonna Do 08 can turn purple in the face until he she or it is satified that it might need to breath the same oxygen that the rest of us are breathing.

Friday, August 22, 2008 02:24 AM
Original article: Hammering homeboy

@maureen

I might go back to Manos, it has a manliness about it.

Friday, August 22, 2008 02:45 AM
Original article: Hammering homeboy

@gehgoes

I don't think the boomers are our betters anymore and that burns them a bit. But yeah, if they reinsate the draft, I think McCain should instigate a mandatory seniors brigade. They could be called something like the silver foxes, or hell's has beens.

Friday, August 22, 2008 02:58 AM
Original article: Hammering homeboy

George & Jael are always welcome in my adobe domicile

Ahlan wi salan...all are welcome, even psychotic Irish spinsters who write their own melodramatic trash verse in a kind of pseudo-Skakespearean style...such a drama queen. You're quite the candied ham.

Friday, August 22, 2008 03:23 AM
Original article: Hammering homeboy

@gehgoeson

I lost my mom about two months ago. The last three years of her life were wrapped up in physical pain. Death doesn't bother me. I'm glad there's no more suffering for her, and I'm glad I don't have to live an indefinate life span either. Rest is good, conciousness is sometimes a suffering in itself. Thanks for your kindness, and insha allah, the spirit willing, or by the will of whatever diety or philosophy have you, may your parents rest in a bliss we'll never know until it is our own time.

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