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...that resides in the lizard brain. McCain is King of the Legions of the Lizard People. Obama had better brush up big time on his lizard brain lingo, if he wants to win the high stakes of lizard brain bingo.
rightly or wrongly, people of various political stripes, support Obama quite strongly.
..do you gotta the republican diarrhea?
So you're a betting man. I'm bettin' on Barack and yes we can.
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I hardly ever go out to the shows, cos all that CGI?
It just blows...
If Good Celery is made Open Salon's poet laureate. I'm a fan of that dude, his celery really tastes good. I think he has the best modern verse i've ever read, it conjures up fleeting images and messes with your head.
You think this dude did a dis? You should hear yours truly's from the front row hiss. Dumb block 'o pine is bein' too kind. I've known a fasion model or two in my day, and all they all have in mind, is big money and jetsettin' play. My heart bleeds for Miss. Moss, who like a blank block 'o pine, I couldn't really give a good toss.
Cry havok and let loose the the dogs of war.
clearly you're very myopic, and desperate.
nobody's dissin' hill, that's all so over.
why are you so straight up full of manurity?
and horse shit i won't buy.
I know. McCain is still watering in wonder his Shia pet.
Let me answer your question. I didn't flock to see one single selection of infantile buttbuster entertainment that was offered me this summer. Does that make your ass smart?
mama mia! maybe you should change your underwear.
Than the models, their concerned sisters, and their deeply offended mommies.
I'm a patriotic American too
And I like your sense
Of self-parody.
I agree. All of the big studio summer blockbuster marketing calculations and projected audience acceptance prognostications, produce a summer long crop of slick and senseless cinematic masturbations. I always skip the whole scene, and wait until fall to check out on video, what might have been well worth seeing.
Stick your precious Batman up your way too uptight batcave, you got no reason to live, little nerdy assed, silly little Bat-knave.
You're too batty to be a wolf, it's no wonder you're lonely, Batman is your be all, your one and batty only.
lol
But as far as I'm concerned about 'ol Errant Johnny Ed
Just let the dude burn.
for the wanx.
But the robot was largely asexual.
But I'll be goddamned if I'm votin' for McCain.
His proffesional and personal life escaped into the septic system
But if Swaggert can swagger back
So can Jack.
Words to the wise. That must be why they made you mayor McCheese.
Ain't no more I'm lookin' over
A four leafed clover.
ACTUALLY gay?
Was Edward's crusading purity and piety on behalf of the poor.
He and Swaggert were not too far apart
In terms of manure.
Fools fall hard and fools fall fast
And poor J. Edwards kicked himself right square in the ass.
It'll be curtains for McCain.
This movie here might be one worth coughin' up the cash.
But don't be surprised if she cracks your head wide open
With a heavy lead pipe.
I know I would.
All the best
And nope
I did'nt mean what I said in a light hearted jest.
That McCain thinks that Google
Is that guy with the goog goog googley eyes.
I can already imagine the hackneyed homage Taran-beano has in store for us for his own "Inglorious Bastards." Next he'll probably come up with a dope remake of Williamson's wildly smart and funny revisionist western "Boss Nigger," just so he can bring back his own "dead nigger storage" gag and pay a proper homage to his own huckster-hipster ego. The guy is a serious asshole. He made three good movies and then became an idol of worship to millions of moronic fanboys who never even heard of a fuckin' grindhouse flick until Taran-beano led them into his faux-flick of Beano's bible of cool on the 70's. I'm glad he lost his ass on "Deathproof" and hope "Bastards" tops of his ignorantly inglorious career. Eat sh*t Beano.
Years ago Bob Dole did some TV ads for Viagra. Maybe McCain can do a few TV spots for Napalm TM, which cures one's sense of impotence by killing lots of poor inocent civilians, but restores a sense of "national honor" to one's sense of self esteem.
Today McCain declared all Americans Georgians in the murky war for oil resouces near Russia's border with the former Soviet Republic. I don't know about "all Americans" but those guys over there? They're on their own from where I'm realistically regarding things at the moment. Don't jump the gun 'ol uncle John, you may react too hastily, in droppin' the big bomb.
Speaking of children, exactly which country are you a child of?
Okay, the Taranteenoteers always insist on a reference to one of his rips. In "Pulp Fiction" it's the glowing brief case that was lifted out of Robert Aldrich's "Kiss Me Deadly." There's more, but why lengthen out the bore. I don't know which file of forgettable QT should be filed under "dead idea storage" or "derivative idea storage." You decide.