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Tuesday, August 12, 2008 09:52 AM

McCain knows how to strike that responsive chord..

...that resides in the lizard brain. McCain is King of the Legions of the Lizard People. Obama had better brush up big time on his lizard brain lingo, if he wants to win the high stakes of lizard brain bingo.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 09:57 AM
Original article: Republicans for Obama

@rightly

rightly or wrongly, people of various political stripes, support Obama quite strongly.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:04 AM
Original article: This Modern World

rakhia, rakhia..

..do you gotta the republican diarrhea?

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:10 AM

@berlet

So you're a betting man. I'm bettin' on Barack and yes we can.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:18 AM

The bigger the budget

The more

They

CGI

Fudge

It

I hardly ever go out to the shows, cos all that CGI?

It just blows...

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:43 AM
Original article: Welcome to Open Salon!

I'll check out Open Salon

If Good Celery is made Open Salon's poet laureate. I'm a fan of that dude, his celery really tastes good. I think he has the best modern verse i've ever read, it conjures up fleeting images and messes with your head.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:32 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

I'm super bored with supermodels

You think this dude did a dis? You should hear yours truly's from the front row hiss. Dumb block 'o pine is bein' too kind. I've known a fasion model or two in my day, and all they all have in mind, is big money and jetsettin' play. My heart bleeds for Miss. Moss, who like a blank block 'o pine, I couldn't really give a good toss.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:39 AM

Damn straight

Cry havok and let loose the the dogs of war.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:43 AM

*

clearly you're very myopic, and desperate.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:52 AM

@jeb

nobody's dissin' hill, that's all so over.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:55 AM

@immaturity

why are you so straight up full of manurity?

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:58 AM

pigs cannot buy

and horse shit i won't buy.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:00 PM

@josie's mom

I know. McCain is still watering in wonder his Shia pet.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:10 PM

mattcable

Let me answer your question. I didn't flock to see one single selection of infantile buttbuster entertainment that was offered me this summer. Does that make your ass smart?

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:14 PM
Original article: This Modern World

rakhia

mama mia! maybe you should change your underwear.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 02:22 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

I have more concern and compassion for manequins and show room dummies

Than the models, their concerned sisters, and their deeply offended mommies.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 02:33 PM

Carmody

I'm a patriotic American too

And I like your sense

Of self-parody.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 02:43 PM

@Afro Goddess

I agree. All of the big studio summer blockbuster marketing calculations and projected audience acceptance prognostications, produce a summer long crop of slick and senseless cinematic masturbations. I always skip the whole scene, and wait until fall to check out on video, what might have been well worth seeing.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 03:00 PM

@lonelywolf

Stick your precious Batman up your way too uptight batcave, you got no reason to live, little nerdy assed, silly little Bat-knave.

You're too batty to be a wolf, it's no wonder you're lonely, Batman is your be all, your one and batty only.

lol

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 03:19 PM

Vilifification is the last thing Elizabeth Edwards that should earn

But as far as I'm concerned about 'ol Errant Johnny Ed

Just let the dude burn.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 03:29 PM

thanx

for the wanx.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 03:37 PM
Original article: One-term McCain presidency?

One trick

McNugget

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 03:42 PM
Original article: The 1960s' gayest show

Dr. Smith was gay

But the robot was largely asexual.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 03:52 PM
Original article: This Modern World

On FISA Obama can't shirk the blame

But I'll be goddamned if I'm votin' for McCain.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 03:58 PM

'Ol John Made good use of the "escape clause"

His proffesional and personal life escaped into the septic system

But if Swaggert can swagger back

So can Jack.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 04:03 PM

@Big Cheese

Words to the wise. That must be why they made you mayor McCheese.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 05:03 PM

J. Edwards is over

Ain't no more I'm lookin' over

A four leafed clover.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 05:11 PM
Original article: The 1960s' gayest show

Are Ace & Gary of the Ambiguously Gay Duo

ACTUALLY gay?

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 05:25 PM

I think the most ironic "caricature"

Was Edward's crusading purity and piety on behalf of the poor.

He and Swaggert were not too far apart

In terms of manure.

Fools fall hard and fools fall fast

And poor J. Edwards kicked himself right square in the ass.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 05:43 PM

Just as soon as Obama unleashes GIGANTOR

It'll be curtains for McCain.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 07:32 PM
Original article: "Tropic Thunder"

Sounds like a comedy with some real satirical whiplash

This movie here might be one worth coughin' up the cash.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 07:57 PM

Sure you should tell the wife

But don't be surprised if she cracks your head wide open

With a heavy lead pipe.

I know I would.

All the best

And nope

I did'nt mean what I said in a light hearted jest.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 08:03 PM
Original article: John McCain, Internet dunce

It should come as little surprise

That McCain thinks that Google

Is that guy with the goog goog googley eyes.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 08:20 PM

I love 'ol Fred Williamson

I can already imagine the hackneyed homage Taran-beano has in store for us for his own "Inglorious Bastards." Next he'll probably come up with a dope remake of Williamson's wildly smart and funny revisionist western "Boss Nigger," just so he can bring back his own "dead nigger storage" gag and pay a proper homage to his own huckster-hipster ego. The guy is a serious asshole. He made three good movies and then became an idol of worship to millions of moronic fanboys who never even heard of a fuckin' grindhouse flick until Taran-beano led them into his faux-flick of Beano's bible of cool on the 70's. I'm glad he lost his ass on "Deathproof" and hope "Bastards" tops of his ignorantly inglorious career. Eat sh*t Beano.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 08:56 PM
Original article: John McCain, Internet dunce

@keroseened

Years ago Bob Dole did some TV ads for Viagra. Maybe McCain can do a few TV spots for Napalm TM, which cures one's sense of impotence by killing lots of poor inocent civilians, but restores a sense of "national honor" to one's sense of self esteem.

Today McCain declared all Americans Georgians in the murky war for oil resouces near Russia's border with the former Soviet Republic. I don't know about "all Americans" but those guys over there? They're on their own from where I'm realistically regarding things at the moment. Don't jump the gun 'ol uncle John, you may react too hastily, in droppin' the big bomb.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 09:07 PM

@btdenver

Speaking of children, exactly which country are you a child of?

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:26 PM

@mjwycha

Okay, the Taranteenoteers always insist on a reference to one of his rips. In "Pulp Fiction" it's the glowing brief case that was lifted out of Robert Aldrich's "Kiss Me Deadly." There's more, but why lengthen out the bore. I don't know which file of forgettable QT should be filed under "dead idea storage" or "derivative idea storage." You decide.

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