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Klytus

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 11:51 AM

NewYorkNY

I already know your too tired for words routine, you post it in loud neon in every little nook and cranny of the whole hapless Salon scene. You really didn't have to write such a long and verbose and tedious rebuttal, but I figure you need all of your practice, so just keep your efforts redoubled.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 11:57 AM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

I'm so bored with M-A-U-R-E-E-N

O' Whats 'er name

Thursday, August 7, 2008 01:05 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

Me too. She's full of S-H-I-T

And she's that just won't quit kind of full of shit.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 01:08 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

without resortin' to puns

She's like a bad case of the runs.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 03:08 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

@maureen

There's a sicko with a pistol in his glove compartment that federal agents took in for questioning today, you and this aggitated and mixed up fruitcake, could probably have lots more meaningful things to say. Catch you later you cuckoo you.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 03:16 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

Ain't no ifs ands or buts

You just gotta love them fruitcakes

Cos they're just so chock full 'o nuts.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 03:26 PM

What me worry

Tracy Clark-Flory?

Thursday, August 7, 2008 03:40 PM
Original article: "Pineapple Express"

There just can be no "if"

I always enjoy my fart jokes best when they're served up with a spliff.

I saw the Dark Knight on acid and it was awesome.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 03:45 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

@maureen

You may have doubts about delores, but I have much deeper doubts about your sanity.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 03:52 PM

@Carol

Thanks Carol. That deserves a look.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 04:00 PM

@jeb

There are zealots to be sure, who'll opt instead for the McCain cure. You're obviously one of them.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 04:05 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

@maureen

And I can't remember your last name either. It's O' somethin' or another.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 04:14 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

Why? C'mon! Cut the crap!

Because no matter what, she always returns like a burning case of the clap.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 04:18 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

@MyView

Congratulations on your posted letter number 1.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 04:25 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

@maureen

Dorores needs no consoling, but what nobody needs I'm sure most'll agree, is your constant, grandstanding, bat shit crazy, assholing.

Toodle-oo and nighty nighty, you truly are a ghastly fright.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 04:32 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

@maureen

Masalama ya binti-sarmuta. Minfadlak, rauwa fil nar dilwati? Mumkin? Kwaiis giden!

Maaa-salama!

Thursday, August 7, 2008 04:39 PM

@NewYorkNy

I wouldn't fault you for a blessed thing, I'm just weary of your sing song same.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 04:53 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

venom?

Maybe that 'ol cobra gave me coodies! oooooooo!

Thursday, August 7, 2008 04:57 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

@maureen

Speaking of venom, I do believe you're begining to choke on your own.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 04:59 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

*

nishufak abadan inshallah.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 08:43 PM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

Looks like sicko finally pushed off!

Of course don't hold your breath

She's sure to come back sure as taxes or death.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 08:47 PM

Holy jalopeno Carol H!

Aren't you the living embodiment of an awful disgrace.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 09:03 PM
Original article: Whew!

@J. Walsh

You never answered my question last night. You've got time for jeb, but not poor 'ol Klytus. That just ain't right.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 09:11 PM
Original article: Whew!

Come on J. Walsh

This latest piece is a little on the incediary side.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 09:16 PM
Original article: Whew!

There I go stuttering again

That is to say the incendiary side.

And if there was compassion in this piece it was not palpable to me to any noticeable degree.

Friday, August 8, 2008 02:41 AM
Original article: Whew!

@macdaffy

Thanks for an injection of reality to counter the wishy washies of Walsh and company's single minded mentality.

Friday, August 8, 2008 02:54 AM
Original article: Whew!

@AKASmith

You really love and live to feud, Walsh postscripts her piece about dialouge and party healing, and all you can do is fuel own rank rotten mood.

Friday, August 8, 2008 03:01 AM
Original article: Whew!

rotten, misbegotten...

And irrationality besotted.

Really remarkable.

Friday, August 8, 2008 03:06 AM
Original article: Whew!

Ugly, vindictive

All sense prohibitive.

Friday, August 8, 2008 03:16 AM
Original article: Whew!

AKASmith

You're like Ahab and his whale, and without self blinded fail, the angry winds of your own ugly ego, will forever be the winds that propel your sails.

Friday, August 8, 2008 03:28 AM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

Like I said

Like death and taxes.

Friday, August 8, 2008 03:33 AM
Original article: Whew!

Smith

You? Smith? Hateful? Neeeever!

Friday, August 8, 2008 03:40 AM
Original article: Whew!

Smith

Whenever you get caught in a boiling pot

You resort to one of your little livid civics lectures

Like a little ten year old know it all snot.

Friday, August 8, 2008 03:44 AM
Original article: Whew!

@Santos

I have never noticed Smith's ability to rationally articulate anything.

Friday, August 8, 2008 03:55 AM
Original article: Whew!

@Smith

To again play dumb does not you become.

Friday, August 8, 2008 04:01 AM
Original article: Whew!

@Slackie

The word "triangulation" always brings to mind the tripod war machines of the Martians in H.G. Well's "War of the Worlds." Triangulation also seems to reap the same results as those in Well's novel upon the world in general.

Friday, August 8, 2008 04:06 AM
Original article: Whew!

Smith is a top rater

That is, as a baiter.

Friday, August 8, 2008 04:15 AM
Original article: Whew!

If your trite and she's coy

Can I have an unlimited licence to just fuckin' annoy?

That'd be some strooooong triangulatin'!

Friday, August 8, 2008 04:20 AM

@jeb

Just get over jeb and you'll be okay.

Friday, August 8, 2008 04:24 AM
Original article: Whew!

@Smith

The difference in anger between Hillary and you, is that she uses it as a strength, and you just use it to stew.

Friday, August 8, 2008 05:35 AM

We don't need no stinkin'

Lobbyists!

Friday, August 8, 2008 05:46 AM
Original article: Whew!

@malcolm

No matter how many good intentioned gums may flap, the discomfort out there of some is still summed up by that old word black.

Friday, August 8, 2008 05:52 AM

@pubpundits

I wonder if you'll ever get a surge of oxygen to your brain.

Friday, August 8, 2008 06:13 AM
Original article: Whew!

Speaking on my own account and no other

Save that of my immediate family and friends

Who are all various human beings of color

I think if you engaged with them in a chat over politics

And current affairs

And the central topic came 'round to Bill Clinton

Not one disparaging would would they with malice utter.

Friday, August 8, 2008 06:18 AM
Original article: Whew!

@Dalivus

Ah Dalivus, the old AKA coy ploy.

Yes, I know it well.

Friday, August 8, 2008 06:24 AM
Original article: Whew!

But on a lighter note

I'm supporting Tina Turner to be Obama's VP.

Friday, August 8, 2008 06:47 AM
Original article: Whew!

@Joanna

So Joanna I wanna ask you this without anybody becoming unhinged, I think you're saying in your estimation that Bill Clinton was not racist, but his remarks were racially tinged?

Friday, August 8, 2008 06:50 AM
Original article: Whew!

If we lose in November

It will be one long December.

Friday, August 8, 2008 06:53 AM
Original article: Whew!

@Joanna

Joanna Joanna, be cool. I don't think your comments should be casually dismissed as a rule.

Friday, August 8, 2008 07:03 AM
Original article: Whew!

@Taliesan

The definition of sonofloud: talks loud, says nothing.

Friday, August 8, 2008 07:10 AM

@Mike LeP

Ah how sweet it is.

Friday, August 8, 2008 07:18 AM
Original article: Whew!

@oaracle

Hillary's got the handle on health care, so hey put that know how to work.

Friday, August 8, 2008 07:21 AM
Original article: Whew!

don't be mean

lilybean.

Friday, August 8, 2008 07:29 AM
Original article: Whew!

@NYShooter

Michael Corleone? Am I gonna wake up with a decapitated horse's head in my unmade bed?

Friday, August 8, 2008 07:32 AM
Original article: Whew!

"Whew!" indeed

It's gettin' real nutso in here all of a sudden.

Friday, August 8, 2008 07:36 AM
Original article: Whew!

@Swift Loris

You may be taking things a little too swiftly. Slow down.

Friday, August 8, 2008 07:50 AM
Original article: Whew!

@Joanna

As an American of Egyptian-Libyan extraction, mine is the same reaction. I don't think either Clinton is a racist either, but this whole spectacle is sure providing some republicans much pleasure as a nutso night at the theater.

Friday, August 8, 2008 07:56 AM
Original article: I'm so bored with O-B-A-M-A

That dude ain't black

And as far as a saint?

That's one thing he most assuredly ain't.

Friday, August 8, 2008 08:00 AM
Original article: Whew!

Jameka! Jameka!

You bring out the freaka!

Friday, August 8, 2008 08:06 AM
Original article: Whew!

jeb remarks:

"Changing minds takes time"

And in your case alone, your mind is set in stone.

Friday, August 8, 2008 08:22 AM
Original article: Whew!

speaking of echo chambers jeb

do you carry your very own echo chamber around with you?

Friday, August 8, 2008 08:39 AM
Original article: Whew!

@fosforus

trying to find measured reason here is like swimming the whole length of the bosforous.

add o'donnell to the brew, and what you've got is nuthin's new.

Friday, August 8, 2008 08:45 AM
Original article: Whew!

@giacomo

I feel ya my friend. People who feel they are spotless, and the purest of the pure, are the people who buy the bunk of their own pure manure.

Friday, August 8, 2008 09:07 AM
Original article: Whew!

Spite reigns eternal

In this disco inferno.

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