Good for you. I'm writing in Ethel Merman.

And ask the real question: Can this rebellion at the gates, this challenge, this changing of the guard be quelled? Can this Sparticus be stopped? Are Rome's sacred traditions to be trampled upon by a renegade army of slavish Obamaites? What would our Caesar say, he of of the burning Bush? Who will rid us of this medling Illinoian upstart? Clinton could not accomplish the deed. His camp grows ever nearer, we live in a republic of McCainical fear~!

Will there be giant inflated Easter Bunnies too!

Judd Apatow is soooo cuuul...

Giant inflated sky blue pantsuits is the way to go.

I'll be partyin' like it's 1999!

He could of combined this movie with the American Pie francise and called it American Pineapple!

I mean Assyrian.

Looks like an interesting read.

Don't be so petty j, come and join the party petty, or the petty party...oh well, you figure it out.

I don't know, but I feel it my duty to parade off my booty. I'll be there with bells on in my best blue pantsuit, and when you see me out there you'll be sayin', "don't that dude look cute."

We get the message.

McCain good

Obama no good

I'm into the African American variant, The Might Isis Nubian Princess Soul Sister. I know, that's a mouthful.

If you're tired of the tedium, turn off the tube, and switch to a new medium.

I'm burned out by the round the clock PUMA cat fight over here at Salon, which is very quickly becoming a daily mud fight, in a very marginal little pond.

I can see how Portman might have a problem, she's anorexic thin, has a flat personality, and probably one of her most treasured faetures are her enormous eyes, that always look like two pools of anguished adolescent pain, eyes that widen as she whines..

Portman does have a problem. Being typecast, cos I can't stand her.

The opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one, punditry of the PUNDITOCRACY.

And I'd probably call it "Pineapple in My Pants."

I here ya susie red, keep your eye on the ball, and let the bored pundits drop dead.

You sure are kid, you probably need more oxygen to your head.

Just a question...what are we supposed to learn from your whole heap of concern?

I think I'll surf on over and check CFACT out.

C'mon! Give it the 'ol college try.

Can you you tell me honestly..am I uppity?

Thanks for clearin' that up Carol.

I was gettin' real concerned.

I suck at being uppity? So these are areas I need to work on..that is..I mean, my uppitiness?

I'd like to cut Portman a little bit of slack, but I too am put off by the fact, that the girl cannot act.

And that's the truth Ruth.

..is the same old recycled, refreied shit, that the media, including Salon, slings at us week after week and month after month.

I always knew that the only oxygen Edward's brain actually ever really recieved was the hot air that was pushed by his electric hair dryer. Now he has a secret "love child." Would I surprised if he did? Hardly.

When you say were born in 1632, all I can say is I believe you.

..and stick it to McCain!

Lithium.

It's 'o somethin'.

You speak loudly but say nothing.

Uh,Uh,Uh...that bad 'ol Barack Obama.

It's time ta kick it!

Is never a good thing.

Just call me Jumpin' Jack Klytus the camel jockey.

Apart from this dull discussion on the same 'ol same, I clicked on your screen name, and what I read where it at once led me, was for a refreshing change - not lame.

Who IS this Brooks dude? I mean is he the presiding king of the old New York WASP establishment? I mean is he one of these WASPs of a wing who all have their own thing?

All the humor that's the very best, delivers the truth, in the gist of its jest.

"Salon the Parody"

I like it.

Jan Hooks is still around. She was just recently in the movie "Southland Tales," and had a large part in it.

You're on a big biblical kick today aren'tcha?

It's like a Slaughter House 5.

So you're saying among the democrats who supported Clinton in the primary, that there is already a built in audience for McCain's pitch, which borrows big from Clinton's book.

Mareen must be shit faced by now, there's really no knowin' but I think just about now, yep it's showin'...

Are you Obama's jealous cousin Bernie O'Bama?

Thank you my smart and strong and confident sister, there is still much strenghthy stuff to say about you, and your meticulous method of approach to truth and thoroughness, as a careful chronicler and listner.

I'm very glad to see that a fool's wit is your kind of bit.

You make some good points. Obama emphasised participatory democracy all during the primary, I think that message should gain more momentum pronto. It was that momentum that got people who never voted in their lives up off their asses and active in the process of voting and getting behind his campaign. We'll see what happens. Somethings in the works.

delores, only born again fools pay much mind to maureen's one of a kind snarky malarky.

maureen is a dedicated reader of Britain's most reliable of all rags "The Sun."

But she sure does have a powerful pride.

Making Hillary VP would appease a lot of people who supported her in the primary, but it would not please the public at large. She would be the biggest liability to winning that Obama could bring on himself.

You mean like loose with the truth?

the reigning queen of petty and mean.