Who would ever presume Obama's inevitability, we've already seen how that worked for Clinton's campaign to be her blindest liability.

Thanks as always for the trolling concern, where Hillary fucked up, who knows! Perhaps Obama will learn.

Keep reading your tarot cards.

Lol

Believe you me, Obama and his supporters take nothing for granted, but I tend to take some umbrage when a critic's views are so obviously, so profoundly, so grotesquely slanted. If nursing your inner Ahab is the driving force of your lonely personal political quest, then I urge you to take it to the seven seas, and give it all your very personal best. For indeed, if your blindly enraged heart were a canonball, it should surely split your soul in two, but for those of us with hope in our hearts, this race is hardly through.

Adieu.

You hit the nail right on the head, this is MTV at its "realest," another TV pose instead.

Josie, whatever your beef with Hutman, hell, I don't care, but is it really very polite to go into somebody's underwear?

Come again another day.

My measure of a real woman is found in the person of the amazing Grace Jones.

Now you have what?

The race race?

Sheesh Shaller, gimme a fuckin' break!

What insane asylum did YOU escape from?

In states like Louisiana where I used to live that have economies deeply dependent on petroleum production, limited offshore drilling is an idea that people have been waiting to see happen. Make it so.

Dog shit on the bottom of a shoe works for me.

That this shit happen to United State.

You wouldn't be tryin' to slip me a micki would ya MICKI? Where was it "secretly crafted," in Doctor Strangelove's cellar?

All your Baghdad base are belong to us.

What about a movie about the Avengers or Culturcide or Really Red or maybe even Roky Erikson? L.A. was the epicenter of a scene that sucked. X were good and there were other good bands from that antisocial social sect as well, but the Sunset scene was really essentially pure Hollywood, which is exactly what this movie sounds like. Like some kind of belated Beatlemania for retarded, uber-reverential fans of the fucking Germs. How about a movie about the Stooges? Iggy's still alive ain't he? O'Hehir is right, see Spheeris' doc instead, or rent X The Unheard Music. I can't wait to see the Butthole Surfers make a movie and call it "Blow it Your Ass."

All your Satan are belong to us.

All your Starbucks are belong to us.

Eyes without a face

Eyes without a face

Got no human grace

You're eyes without a face.

I think the king of snarkness has a certain ring.

Remember Sex Bomb Baby YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!???

Sorry, I ain't no motherfucker.

Till a certain candidate knows his places.

Like flogging a horse that's already dead

Something like "ain't it a bitch

but Obama just hasn't found his niche?"

Poor horse.

Obama doesn't have a family dog? He should at least introduce the public to a family house cat, that great patch of unwashed couch potatoes glued to their boob tubes out there demand important things like that. A kiity cat communicates to the public, "Feel comfortable with this candidate." It sounds to me that Obama will not break the line of scririmmage until he deals with all these little fine points of particular importance to his image.

And pundits always know how a story will end.

Then come to this theater

For its next attraction

For the motion picture

That will put you in traction...

IGGY the MOVIE

Cindy McCain in a topless contest?

I'd buy that for a dollar.

I want Mister Ed for president.

My sympathies that you're a Salon subscriber

For myself

I've never been one of its most ardent

As Joans says of Obama

"admirers."

and the invitation to the participation. Stay tuned to this stimulatin' station, for more puffy punditocracy information.

I'm sorry I stuttered at my post's outset

But I am always starstruck

When addressed by anybody of pundit class set.

All of those "thwacks!" bring a Batman movie to mind, if we peeled away Joan's concerned vaneer, do you think it'd be a Joker we'd find?

If for every time I had a dime, for the number of instances you reffered to race, I'd be so rich it'd be a capital crime. Why don't you go do a foot race in five 'O clock traffic?

A little poetry:

I'm of a mind

To tell you and your race fixation

To stick it

Where the sun don't shine.

I accuse you of being a jerk, chasin' at race, any cheap parlor trick that might work.

I would read your posts thoughtfully if there were any thoughts contained there in.

You say "put on your walking shoes kids." sure thing pops. Just call me Sojourner Youth.

But it'll probably do an okay business. With Apatow and a bong how can it go wrong?

With you it's the same circular, repetitive routine, Obama's "experience factor" on the political scene.

I respectfully disagree. One liners tend lend a sense of humor, lightness, and glee.

If you gotta work on your jerk try not to squirt.

I second that. Pontification is not taking the public's pulse and offering explanation.

Naw dawg. I'm just thrillin' like a villain an' killin' like penicillin.

If we both went lookin' for 'ol pharoah's tombs, it'd be called Fester the Quester and Klytus makes two.

Thanks for sharing that my friend.

I can already hear it comin', "sojourner muslim." Or to heighten the "rootless" drama - "Haji Obama."

Man lateagain, for a minute I thought the whole picture you were describing was gonna turn into "The Paralax View."

Weird in the weirdest sense of the word weird.

"Have Pants Will Travel"

Or this is kinda cute:

"Dig My New Bat Suit"

Up in Smoke.

"Obama, the undiscovered country." Very compelling, is it a narrative that will catch hold? There's really no telling.