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Klytus

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Saturday, August 2, 2008 10:48 PM

Yo!

Who's been drinkin' the Naderaid?

I hear that stuff'll give you one hell of a hangover!

Here's to your health.

PUMAs, work in stealth.

It's nice ta see ya

But I dang sure wouldn't wanna be ya.

Saturday, August 2, 2008 11:06 PM

Carry on....

...gehgoeson.

Sometimes all this chatter is just so much way over the top emotional clatter. It gets messy, ugly, down and dirty, you come in feelin' fresh at the age of twenty, and come out feelin' you've rapidly aged to your late thirties. Sometimes it's almost chilling to read what people actually think, then I just get up out of my chair and wash my flushed face in the sink. The thing to do is to never fold, cos you can't let the cynics, sink in their foothold.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 12:11 PM

OOOOPS!

I must of taken a wrong turn into McCain Headquarters!

Powa to the PUMA!

Sunday, August 3, 2008 12:51 PM

Queen, Queen, Queen..

Do you really think you have a true grasp on the whole complicated enchilada of the whole African American political scene?

And maureen odonell, invoking the Bible, like you're conducting some kind of a melodramatic and heavy handedly dogmatic - tent rivival?

There can be no utility in hateful futility.

Use your Sunday fruitfully, it's a good day to relax

It's the day when the lord said "chill..

kick back and relax."

Sunday, August 3, 2008 02:04 PM

@jlj

Would you believe it?

Believe it or not.

Salon once again...

Is stirring the pot.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 02:27 PM

Go tell it on the mountain sister O'Donnell Superior...

All us thankless yanks!

With our loose understandings of our own society

In such sharp comparison to yours

Well, we should all bow down to offer our humblest thanks.

Tell it true

Tell it strong

With the latest edition of the Sun in front of your nose

You can tell no wrong.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 02:34 PM

@Cow Head

I think you're barking up the wrong tree

McCain supporters seems more apt to me.

Lol

Sunday, August 3, 2008 02:48 PM

AKASmith

You're like a broken winged bird, you tell the tale of your wounds so often, this is quite possibly the one thousandth time they've been heard.

I generally know the gist of what you feel and think, but come November you might consider these words which are: swim or sink.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 03:49 PM

"We?"

What's this ominous "we?"

Are "we" feeling a little too

Sorry for little 'ol AKA Smithy?

And just for your edification

As a woman of doubtless unquestionable education

"We" failed once more in the final tally of the score

To disregard 'ol Klytus

And file him in Smithy's silly little shit list

The one marked "ignore."

Lol

Sunday, August 3, 2008 03:56 PM

@jeb

I think you've overreached your 10 post limit.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 04:13 PM

@JosieOrtiz

Are you making some sort of Idi Amin Obama allegation? If so I'd like to hear more about it.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 04:52 PM

I'm sure you looked pretty impressive in your pith helmet

I lived a year in Cairo, Egypt.

"Masalma" as we used to say.

Sleep tight and don't let the vipers bit.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 05:05 PM

@--bernbart

It would seem that some of these people have the memories of elephants...the politics too!

Sunday, August 3, 2008 05:54 PM

@AKASmith

Being as joined at the hip to Hillary's now over 2008 campaign as you are, I find it highly ironic, as deeply and emotoinally invested and connected as you still persist to be to in Clinton, that you could have the ridiculous presumption in cautioning people about getting caught up in EMOTIONALISM.

You're not exactly a sterling example of a FLAT FOOTED democrat are you?

Just cry us a river all the way up to November.

This time I really hope I earn that ignore, because you stand as nothing but a badgering old bore.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 06:07 PM

@AKASmith

You should be pretty sick of yourself by now, but are there any more swipes you'd like to make before they close the bar down?

Sunday, August 3, 2008 06:21 PM

AKASmith

You're becoming a parody of what for all I know could be a pretty intelligent person. But don't give me that concerned Crusader Lady routine, we know what you're actually saying, and we know the true thrust of what you actually mean. I'll put in plain words, and it is as simple as this, with not one single meaning swerving away from the real trust of the gist. With Obama, it's PERSONAL with you, and it'll probably remain that way until this CENTURY is through.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 06:51 PM

@Smith

I'm glad you're having fun

With yourself.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 07:03 PM

You're somethin' else Smith

You really ARE a wise sage, one find day I feel sure we'll ALL feel the gravity of our age. Got another pithy point? It's startin' to look like you ownin' this joint.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 07:35 PM

I'm not sad john houseplant

PUMA has a slogan:

"Yes we can't."

Sunday, August 3, 2008 07:57 PM

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz

Of what a big

Farce it is.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 08:04 PM

Yo Smith. Word.

It's never too late to catch up to the elephant herd.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 09:07 PM

@Mabelle

Cling hard and fast to that Hillary was wronged grudge, I hope for your own sanity that you never cop out or budge. Hold onto your seething anger just as greedily as a glutton loves his lunch, and give my warm regards to the whole kitty litter bunch.

PUMA I have heard your sqeak, and look forward to reading your spam with uncontrolable eagerness, each and every week.

*Meow*

Sunday, August 3, 2008 09:22 PM

Would Obama Prosecute the Bushwhackers?

First documents would have to be compiled, witnesses procured, and then perhaps in the latter part of his first term as president it would be a possiblity. A second term would mean procecution would be probably almost certain.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 09:27 PM
Original article: My fair gangsta

The only way I would watch this stupid show

Would be if the Gs grouped together and did a hit on MTV.

I hate my MTV!

Sunday, August 3, 2008 11:08 PM

@delores

You gonna start gulpin' down the good 'ol Naderaid? Well, here's to your health, if you don't profit in wisdom, may you at least find quicky wealth.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 11:40 PM

I don't know limozeen...

...perhaps it just leads to an even more farcical scene.

Sunday, August 3, 2008 11:50 PM

I Hear ya.

But what does a novel by Philip Roth have to do with PUMA's Little Friskies, bubbling broth?

I'm sorely perplexed, can you please tell me about this "human stain" of the hexed?

Monday, August 4, 2008 12:11 AM

@xandadu

Yeah I read that, Portnoy was a compulsive sex freak. However by my outlook, The film was actually much better than Roth's original book. Richard Benjamin played Portnoy to hilarious as well as tragic effect, as poor Portnoy when it came to women, could never really meanigfully connect.

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