Seems Luda shot off a rotten rap about about Hillary

In one of his new raps

And it was a real cheap shot takin' below the belt dis.

Obama got on Chris and called his misogynistic shit out

And let Chris know that his raps were much more than

A just a little bit rudely remiss.

Obama remarked that he doesn't want his daughters to have to

be exposed to Chris' kind of misogyny

And that as an intelligent voice in hip-hop

Chris ain't no proud prodigy.

Ain't that the truth!

And Mr. Ludachris, you may sometimes make a hit, but most times you just miss.

That's one I gotta remember, "we all just might as well just stay home in November."

If you wanna be a couch potato this coming election season, nobody'll accuse you of committing a crime of republican high treason.

I highly doubt in Juan

This must be some kind of

Spin doctored new version.

Hillary has such a vast number of years over Obama in the senate. Next...

A purge of the democratic party is one of the most preposterously stupid ideas I've ever heard of.

That accidental exit stategy idea? I think your brains took an intentional exit strategy.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPUMA! POWER!

If we can't have Schwartzenneger give us Jessee!

If you drink that 'ol Naderaid you'll be in good company with ensign AKASmith, then look out America, it's be captain McCain, and all hands down with the ship.

Then welcome aboard the good ship Obama, and thanks for sparing me another scene of ugly PUMA melodrama.

Well I guess those who consider themselves liberals of the very purest stripe, all have to reason things out for themselves, before their purity turns over ripe.

"Obamaton" is used ubiquitously over here. I'd suggest either that you grow a thicker skin, or suit yourself up in your very best teflon gear.

Then lock and load

And that which is just bullshit

Just flush down the comode.

What you call the "danse macabre," I just call the jig of the old ugly American slob.

Where are you when America needs you most? Because a new vampire geek virus threatens our shopping mall Barnes & Nobles, from east to west coast!

Cos I'm no country rube that's gonna believe in their so-called

Billy Dee Factor.

I don't even tune in to the six 'o clock news

Cos the establishment media don't shape the basis of my views.

But if folks wanna buy it

Then baby go right on and sing yourself the blues.

But I'm not the kind of dude

Who contentedly suffers the bullshit of fools.

Polls are for anal retentive A-holes.

Polls are for A-holes

And Trix are for kids

Not trolls.

Go on off to a comfy corner

And have a real good and long

porsadgai cry.

..and that's Bela Lugosi.

And jeb likes to troll in the cyber-shadows

With a hope of starting a new fashion.

I clicked your name to give Salon the Parody a try, but I couldn't tell the difference between it and the real Salon, and I don't know why!

When November rolls around I plan to write in your name too, but without it bein' a dis, how do I know you're not a dude?

I thought Obama's point was valid and even instructive.

A PASS? A PASS! Well blow me down! Free at last! free at last!

You're just chasing your mad dog tail if you allege Obama to be a racist, and if this were quite so, on what facts do you base this?

Cos I don't play cards, or chess, or checkers, so I'll leave the last word to the proffesional pundit class, all stroking in unison, their limp, lifeless little peckers.

"Obama's already set back race relations in this country a good 20 years. He must be stopped. Period."

Perhaps race relations have not progressed much in your cozy knee-jerk kneck of the woods out in Texas, but where I live and find people, they are found to be of both different and varied nationalities, religions, races, and sexes.

And really, to be quite honest, "He must be stopped" sounds ugly, paranoid, and a little bit coldly ominous.

It's pretty clear to see, that you and me, we don't live in the same kind of society.

Skip if you please the too souped up CGI cheese. Rent Boris Karloff in "The Ghoul." If you go see this movie here, you're just some Mummy's fool.

Thanks for that pointless meandering mess, here's to much "he must be stopped" success.

Period.

I gotta confess I've never read any of the juevenile fantasy fiction of Harry Potter, much less the magical tales of Emmet the Otter. Thank you for that insightful contributuion, I'm sure whatever it was, it will contribute greatly to the No Bama revolution.

Be sure to read Harry Potter versus Barack Obama, Dark Practitioner of the Black Arts. It's bound to be a best seller, especially with all of those sad, emotinally stunted adults who like junkie juevy fiction, especially those who like to coddle and encourage their inner infant terrible at any given oppurtunity.

Masalam Madame, and an AbaKadabRa good day to you too.

I'm sure KateTex is deeply troubled about your disappointment.

Yo! GMF! I hear ya!

Do you like to think of yourself as more of a wizard or instead more of a sort of sorceror, and is there a real radical difference between the two? And also in a nutshell, what's your position on the Potterverse?

These are the burning questions of the day that only a first level fruitcake like you can probably proudly answer.

As for myself, I ain't braggin' I really AM a Komodo dragon!

Nevermind that blithering redundant pundit debate. Maureen 'O Donnell cleverly invokes Harry Potter into the discussion. So who has the most mojo? Harry with his wand, or Obama with his enchanting orartory? And uh-oh, which one might practice voodoo?

Can the shit get any sillier?

and go back to school.