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Monday, July 28, 2008 02:04 PM
Original article: Songs for Obama

@AlexsMom

Don't call in a violation, just let that post stay up as a testamony to our "oh no there's no racism" nation. Censorship is bad for the brain, and is only for the puritanical likes of folks like John McCain.

Monday, July 28, 2008 02:18 PM
Original article: A tale of two campaigns

@maureen

If cocaine is "ego food," it sounds like it's right up your alley, so shiver me timbers and call me Mr. Manos O'Malley. I had a feeling, call it a concern, indeed an inkling of a fear, that it was gonna be one real white X-mas at your household this year. Enjoy your blow, but me? I gotta go.

Monday, July 28, 2008 02:31 PM
Original article: A tale of two campaigns

@maureen

Next time you have a massive potato famine, don't look at me. Me? I'm here at home. You? Well, you'll just be on your own. Stay in tune with the tabloids and always keep in touch, I'm glad you enjoy cheap rags like the Sun, and they don't even cost that much.

Cheerio!

Monday, July 28, 2008 02:48 PM
Original article: Obama's bump

@bearclaw1

Whatever you do don't divulge the "sekret muslem" handshake. We wouldn't want that getting out.

Monday, July 28, 2008 03:04 PM
Original article: Songs for Obama

@Fester

You actually corrected this o'donnell crank? Are you the wise old owl we all have to thank?

Monday, July 28, 2008 03:12 PM
Original article: The graying of Obama

@Schaller

You're a shithead. I could have gotten this in a supermarket tabloid.

Monday, July 28, 2008 03:21 PM
Original article: Obama's bump

@libertyaintfree

What kind of primordial ooze were you spawned from?

Monday, July 28, 2008 04:40 PM
Original article: A tale of two campaigns

"KIoolaid Drinkers"

How many people wanna drink Queen Bee's bitter honey? Not too many I'll lay down even money. Queen, you and O'donnell both have a style, much like that of a cold blooded reptile.

Monday, July 28, 2008 04:49 PM
Original article: Obama's bump

Suarez!

Viva la Suez!

You trolling twit, what have you to deposit but a pile of your own trolling shit?

Monday, July 28, 2008 11:42 PM
Original article: Nostalgia for the Bush era

Stone's "Nixon" was great

"W" ought to be dubya good. Keep fucking with people Oliver, replete with all skepticisms and doubts, fuck with 'em with ferocity, and let 'em figure your films out.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 08:05 AM
Original article: Ranking Obama's final four

Biden wouldn't be a bad idea

After that Sebelius.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 08:16 AM
Original article: Nostalgia for the Bush era

Yousef Chahine made "A Man in Our House"

One of Omar Sharif's ealiest movies. It was a great picture. It was about a young Ein-Shams University student who assasinates a corrupt and poweful Pasha who is a bullying bulldog for the British colonial government in Egypt. The movie was something of a melodrama, but it was more thoughtful about the real lives of ordinary people in the city of Cairo than any stupid product put together by Hollywood about terrorism in the Bush years. And as for the Dark Knight, good night Dark Knight! Fuck off and fly away!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:46 AM
Original article: Nostalgia for the Bush era

Holy Frank Millers on Craptastic Pain Killers!

The Batbrats just keep comin' back like cluckin' chickens to the roost, I sure hope this gives Batgeek week a much needed boost.

Youseff Chahine, farewell and Salam, America's infant legion are in love with a big Bat stink bomb.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 11:49 AM

Killing is reprehensible

But in matters of self preservation, defensible.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 01:39 PM

What am I to say?

This is true tale of tits with integrity.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 02:38 PM

Biden should be brought to the fore of the this matter

For Cinton may be a "star grabber"

But all in all

She's also an embittered back stabber.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 03:04 PM

@Celia in S.F.

PUMA was actually founded in Norman Bate's mother's fruit cellar, adjacent to the infamous Bate's Motel. Visit their souvenir shop where voodoo dolls of Obama in effigy are an ever popular item.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 03:16 PM

Hey, kind of you to drop in

What are Hillary's chances to win?

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 03:23 PM

What I love is the staleness

Of the Clinton V.P. Sweepstakes

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 05:33 PM

@AKA Smith

Get a frickin' grip!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 05:57 PM

@Interested in Politics

A very good point.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 06:27 PM

Reachin' out to touch some one again?

Or perhaps I should say instead clobber some one again.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 06:36 PM
Original article: Touched by a vampire

Great!

Another Geek Magnet.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 06:43 PM

One thing about Mabelle

When she weilds her war axe she weilds it for real.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 06:52 PM
Original article: Salon veep rankings

Cow Shit Soup

Tastes Bullshitty.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 07:16 PM

I think we should get those soccer moms off their asses

get them in uniform, and send them to the front.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 07:19 PM

I sure do hear ya jed..uh I mean jefferson

Yeehaw!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 07:24 PM

@Smith

AT&T yes, but don't forget Mabelle.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 07:36 PM

"Mork Romney?"

"Gouliani?"

That cracked me up. I salute you!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 07:40 PM

@King

Are you gonna go on the new Persian excursion if McCain gets elected?

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 07:50 PM

@Last of the Bohicans

"Bother" is a well chosen word as it stands out as your middle name.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 09:07 PM

@--stevenf

The real question is: Is Joan Walsh the best that Salon can do?

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:48 PM
Original article: A blogosphere of their own

Why isn't Michelle Obama respected?

Why is that any person of a certain approximate age and ethnicity, with a certain tubular appendage that protudes from that particular person's pelvis, who also incidentally supports a certain candidate, get tagged as an "Obama Boy" by Traister?

Traister sometimes seems to be stuck somewhere between tragic and really trite.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:53 PM

correction:

anyone who enlists is quite qualifiedly insane.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:59 PM
Original article: Touched by a vampire

@Canuckistan

I'm completely with you, I cannot understand that stupid Potter craze, and this sounds like a sequel to that stupidity.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 01:14 AM
Original article: Touched by a vampire

Gee Jelley I just don't know...

The last novel I read that was anything like a sort of fairy story, was "Ape and Essence" by Aldous Huxley, but it was more of a fairy story about where the human race might be headed if it doesn't smarten up. I'd recommend it. it's a good read.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 03:18 AM

A cast of millions or not

Is Clinton widely beloved?

Not by even a long shot.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 07:09 AM

In terms of political mileage

I've heard of the advantages of having a tiger in your tank

But I have also heard the rumor

That there is no political advantage in

Getting mauled by a wild berserking PUMA.

All around it's really Obama's call

But to bringing Clinton on board as Veep

I don't really see any advantages at all.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 08:35 AM

Scuse my abruptity

But This brutha's gettin' real tired

Of media folks callin' Obama, "Mr. Uppity."

I mean I didn't mean to come on abrupt

But you crazy mutha's are just 100% corrupt.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 08:50 AM

@--nepats

Maybe you're on to something there, but I think the PUMA crew are scatching their eyes out so feverishly, that they just don't even care. Maybe there's real merit to what you're sayin', but all I see, is so called democrats, and a party they're just PUMA-ISCUOUSLY betrayin'...

I hope I'm wrong, but all I hear is just, same old PUMA sing song.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 08:56 AM

Just in simply order to get simple unbiased news

Is a brutha like me supposed to shine Bill O'Reilley's shoes?

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 09:23 AM

@jeb

I don't eat fried chicken, but in summer I do like water mellon, and if ignorance was a crime, you'd be its number one fellon.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 09:28 AM

"this here's the story of a poster named jeb.."

"The poor 'ol redneck barely kept his poor head fed..."

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 11:19 AM

@jonathonseer

You're one of PUMA's top scratch cats

As an agent of most unfriendly feline fear.

I wonder does PUMA have nine lives

Or just 1001 lies?

I sure wish you'd just take off your masks

In that cheap republican disguise.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 03:45 PM

Frankly Le Femme Traister

I didn't find your pork pieces anymore facinating than your Blog her bother. Next time try to trim the fat, most Salon readers much more than that.

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