But in your case it helps.

You're just plain sad, you should be the editor in chief of a U.K. tabloid rag.

You really capture the spirit of Salon oh so well.

I know what you mean, and the 60's sure as shit weren't some kind of sweet weed, peace and love scene. I guess some of the former flower children of that idealistic age, still haven't stepped out of the confines of society's most myopic mind cage. Cos if it's true from some of the posts here that are floating as rumors, some here at least look forward to John McCain gifting America, with a new host of malignant tumors. I guess we should say goodbye age of Aquarius, and get ready and set for the new age of Nefarious.

You AIN'T SAYIN' NUTHIN' 'neither suga.

Speaking of bombs I see you were inspired to combust another mind fart.

Poor 'ol O'Donnell has got a case of the runnin' shits.

S & M

It's really the same thing.

Just another remake I'll never see.

Me uncomfortable with AA's? I want you to know that I don't have a drinking problem and therefore I'm not the least bit uncomfortable with members of Alcoholics Annoymous.

You sound like a republican beast from the bowels of hell. Thanks for reachin' out to touch some one once again, I'm touched as ever, but will you reverse the charges please, America has had 8 years enough of your ugly disease.

Why don't you upgrade to AT&T, and reach out and jerk some one.

That dude didn't call you a dittohead in order to offend you, he was just callin' a spade a spade, as do so many folks of your particular type and grade. That dude was on the money, cos I know your type "honey."

Why don't you drink some of your own bovine broth, cos you flock to comedy like a cracked out moth.

So much for a short lived republican romance.

The only "Heiney" I have in hand is your wife's left buttock.

You got that right!

And they stay soggy in milk too.

And don't be so whiney

Open up the fridge

And pour another Heiney.

Here's to your health!

Of all those among, us you just stand out as one dumb fungus. Have a bowl of cow head soup and shut the fuck up!

is for Air Heads.

McCain is your man and Cow Head Soup tastes great

Just two of one hundred and one ways to vegetate.

But Cow Head Soup makes me fucking puke.

I think what eveybody's saying just be blunt and succint, is that racism in America is in no way extinct. That I know, and that I believe, and for that fact alone some do most anxiously grieve. There is still a black and white drama, that is superimposed over the race for the White House candidacy of Mr. Barack Obama. Talking about racism isn't being used to my mind in any way as an excuse, but there to be sure there are those ever watchful who are lookin' out for its use. Do you know where I'm comin' from, or do these concerns just seem to you merely trivial and dumb?

Sure. But no KateTex Cola okay?

To today's curious youth.

Take any poll

Then peer inside the swirling enigma of a swirling black hole.

Are THE determining factor in which way the wind will blow?

That's like cross referencing 400 million grains of sand

Without accounting for how diverse is the vast terrain of this

Giant land.

You're the best walking five and dime tabloid the net has ever known. I can't wait until your flying saucers piece, and your personal tales of the magic mushrooms, all of which you have so carefully home grown.

Whaddya mean your "significant other," are you tellin' me now that you still live with your mother? Well bless your cheap muck of tabloid lies, I can hardly say that I'm at all a bit surprised.

I hear ya ethos. And that 'ol Mister McGoo will be makin' a lot of folks blue, so if I were a registered voter, I'd really try to think shit through.

THIS is the kind of guy that America wants to lead?

it's why he's the new spoakesman for new improved Exlax.

To a republican sequel?

That's the best maureen o'donnell impersonation I've ever read, it was so hilariously on the mark you nearly dropped my ass dead.

Does anybody remember this one?

"This is the dawning of the age of Nefarious, the age Nefarious...Nefarious..Nefarious...."

Your base, your base are belong to us.

Speaking of the republican smear machine - The 'ol grey mule just ain't what she used to be.

Do you think American Muslims are tourists in their own country?

More like Khanzeer McDonalds.

McDonald's isn't fit for a pig.

Uh-uh, I could never hope to fill manos' giant shoes

The dude was a legend for the wisdom of his views.

You're slower than molasses in January aren't you? Oh so nimble, oh so quick. But before you turn on your holy mother superior act, check out the way you rag on Obama, it goes beyond the limits of pathologically sick.

justlikeawoman had it all sussed, but a dim bulb like you just looked in the darkness and just yammered and cussed. Light a candle miss. maureen, it might help you out of your rut of bein' the prima donna of just plain petty and mean.

I think what AlecsMom is trying to politely say is "piss of odonnell."

And I mean it with no politeness intended.

Gallup has Obama up by nine points. What you been doin', you been puffin' on those joints?

Are you just another PUMA on the prowl, or was that just an ugly example of your very best racist howl?