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Klytus

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 05:09 AM

@5designer5

PUMA should wake up and smell the stink of its own kitty litter.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 12:55 PM

Say WHAT?

What IS this shit?

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 01:37 PM
Original article: Obama's grand tour

I envy Obama

Amman is a beautiful city. I never went to the citadel when I was there in '88, but I went to the old ruins of the Roman settlement of Philadelphia, to the Ummayed mosque, and of course to the city's superb souq. Amman's hilly landscape reminds me much of central Texas. Pay a visit to Faisal Afghani's Antiquities shop when you're in town. Faisal is one of Amman's most generous and hospitible hosts, and loves to talk with visitors over a glass of sweet tea.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 01:49 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

Couric the bubble brain

Is lucky to have a job and to have kept it.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 02:01 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

Sexism vs. Rodan

Godzilla vs. Racism

Gamera vs. The Sea Monster

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 02:23 PM

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I guess they don't call you dizzy odonnell for nuthin'.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 02:46 PM
Original article: Obama's grand tour

@Molly A

I don't know what your "plan" is, but mine isn't to "eat up" a continuation under McCain of the Bush legacy.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 02:53 PM
Original article: This Modern World

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Yeah jonathan, but you're the only one of us with shit for brains. It's a CARTOON you fuckwit.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 03:40 PM
Original article: Obama's grand tour

@AKASmith

Has that been satisfactorily 'splained to you?

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 04:27 PM
Original article: Obama's grand tour

@Alkaline

There will be no end of any insurgence of any kind until America is out of Iraq and standing on its own again as an independent nation.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 05:00 PM
Original article: Obama's grand tour

@Alkaline

You know your stuff about Iraq under British colonialism. I think the American people and the Iraqi people are the same side about one thing, the occupation needs to end, and soon.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 05:22 PM

Bil arabi....

Amkiki rais Bush moosh kwais, yimkin rais Obama noos al noos. Masalama.

And have a merry X'mas in hell asshole.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 05:31 PM

Iraq does not export bananas

It's insurgents do occasional export bombs and plant them under the swollen asses of assholes like tony the big fat stupid phoney.

Merry X-mas in hell motherfucker.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 07:35 PM

Enough Bat Guano

I saw a movie the other day called "The Signal," about a television signal that causes mass psychosis in a large urban city called Terminous. I was expecting a pretty typical killer zombies type movie, and was amazed and surprised to find a movie that took a real original approach to horror. There was nothing formulaic about the whole flick. The movie had a cast of unknowns, had a sense of craftsmanship ,but wasn't slick to the point of being totally sickening. I've had more than my fill of super hero summers, so to all of the batty Batman fans i say have a batastic banquet, but I've heard about and had enough bat guano to last me until next year's fantastic super hero fuckfest.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 08:01 PM

Merry X-mas

There is one Iraqi export I forgot about which is all those American stiffs that get shipped back to the states.

"Mission accomplished."

And as ever have a merry X-mas in hell.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 11:00 PM

@Goedel

Stop sucking on that Naderaid it'll make you stupid.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 11:08 PM
Original article: This Modern World

...and

McMerry X-mas from hell.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 11:15 PM

@Adams

Thanks Mr. Adams. "Philosophical discussions" with a bunch of fatassed fanboys about Batman isn't my idea of a facinating way to fritter away my life.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008 01:51 AM

Thanks Mr. Adams

I think you'll find some others eager enough to accept your invitation.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008 10:26 PM
Original article: Scully have I loved

Forget the X-Files

Quinn Martin produced a television show in the 60's about a billion times better than the "X-Files," it was called "The Invaders."

Thursday, July 24, 2008 01:53 AM

I could seperate American politics from Israeli politics

In a New York minute. Not to be unkind but these two nation's destinies should in no way be entwined.

If Israel can't settle its West Bank woes, then there but for the grace of god Israel goes.

Thursday, July 24, 2008 01:57 AM
Original article: Scully have I loved

And what the fuck's up with Batman not even being in it?

That just seals it with a kiss, that X-Files is a must miss.

Thursday, July 24, 2008 02:02 AM

If you wanted bat guano

You've got five fuckin' fanboy pages of it right here folks. Enjoy.

Thursday, July 24, 2008 04:56 AM
Original article: Scully have I loved

I'll give it a shot

Any movie this summer that doesn't have super geeks goin' around Gotham city in their goddamn underwear fighting crime is a plus in my book. But for anybody who likes "The X-files" (I think it's an okay show, I grew up the old "Outer Limits" and "Kolchak the Night Stalker," and just didn't got all that involved in "The X-files") should check out the first season of The Invaders on DVD. "Kolchak" is great too and was one of Chris Carter's driving inspirations for the "X-Files."

Thursday, July 24, 2008 05:19 AM

One thing Israel really needs to do to diffuse this Mexican stand off over Iran's nuclear program...

Is to admit to the world that Israel has nuclear weapons of its own. You can't have honest dialouge with another country if you're hiding something. If Israel wants to avoid a disasterous war with Iran they need to put all of their cards on the table if they ever expect to diffuse an atomic arms race in the middle east, and if they can't do something as elementary as admiting to what most of the world already knows, well, keep spinning your wheels Israel. Round and round do those wheels turn, with nothing gained and no spirit of trust earned.

Thursday, July 24, 2008 05:29 AM

@renegade iconoclast

You see shit with such cowboys and indians clarity. Really man, congratulations.

Thursday, July 24, 2008 01:47 PM

Did Obama actually say that the walls between Christians, Jews, and Muslims cannot stand?

As an American of Egyptian-Libyan extraction it was almost impossible to believe these words coming from the mouth of an American politician, and the thing that most amazed me is that most American politicians in recent memory have stood tall on those walls and strongly supported them to keep the status quo of us and them in business. I'm with Obama, it's time to put that business whole into bankruptcy and breach the walls.

Thursday, July 24, 2008 03:17 PM

@--Eggs Benedict Arnold

You sound a little sunny side up on the stupid side don't you?

Thursday, July 24, 2008 03:37 PM

Y'all just can't seem to see beyond the trees

The real question folks is:

Who would be best for Belize?

Friday, July 25, 2008 01:38 AM
Original article: Hang up and drive

Hang up ya phones

Or I'll

Break all ya bones.

Friday, July 25, 2008 01:43 AM

I'll go see Baghead

If Chuck Barris is under that bag.

Friday, July 25, 2008 01:56 AM

Klytus & Confusious say:

maotsetung speak with tongue made out of dung.

Friday, July 25, 2008 04:19 AM

There is an ancient Chineese proverb:

"The ass you kiss today will be the ass you kick tomorrow."

Friday, July 25, 2008 04:31 AM
Original article: Hang up and drive

I want me one 'o dose cell phone blockers

And mess up them mom's takin' they kids to the soccers.

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