As though she and Hillary's tag along followers

Have been grievously wronged.

La dee da la dee da...

That you're a fake shines as a fact

You sound like one bitter pill

As well as a condescending quack

But the fact starkly remains

Teen moms are a bunch of real losers.

And seeing as Hillary lost

Could this suggest the belated undertakings

Of a wind mill tipping dunce?

For in truth

It warms the heart to fondly remember

But for those of us not stuck in a time warp

There looms an important election

Which comes this November.

Speaking of rubbish

Consult Roto-Rooter.

It's just a tough shit situation all around ain't it?

He's other worldly and androgynous enough to inspire a crush in me.

I was biggest of all on Bowie.

"...you are making us proud"

Who is this "us?"

Clue into the future.

The Clinton

Climb

To the Presidency

Is a closed curtain.

Okay?

Cool

Carry on...

You can also write in Captain Marvel or Wonder Woman if you really want to. Whatever floats your boat. Some opt for hope, others just fizzle away, and go piss up a rope.

For whom the bell tolls

It tolls for you.

You forgot all about the end of the story where Hillary threatens to incinerate Iran, making it a happy a land of random floating radioactive particles. Wouldn't THAT have been a happy ending!

For as far as I'm concerned

You can drop them all in hot grease.

"Obama God?" To what strange idols do you lay prostrate to pray, and should I really care all that much anyway?

General Zod is my asshole God.

General Zod for president!

Up with assholes!

You say you can't get on board? Sure you can! Vote for McCain, it's the smart vote for more war.

But just you wait until they start smokin' on that pipe and commence to fuckin' up themselves.

There's a stupid clild-woman born every goddamn day, and society has the biggest burden of the bullshit to pay.

Some 'o you white liberal soul sistas oughta come down to my hood, and see for yourselves that teen pregnency and its desperate dillemas, just ain't no fuckin' good.

If she thinks Obama's supporters think of him as some kind of living end

Of course it could be so argued that Hillary Clinton is Smith's living god

As she comes so close to being such a pious snob.

If anybody can pacify Iraq

I'm sure the man of steel can.

Don't kiss Bill's ass

You don't know where it's been

I can plainly see that you were probably raised and coddled by the cheesy children of the corny.

If this clever play on words is what you pass off as sharp wit

I can very readily gather that it (your wit) is but an arsenal of doughy shit.

That which makes you stronger only makes you stupider.

Don't you have a pressing proctology lecture to attend?

Best you see that endeavor right on through to the end

For once the day arrives when you obtain your degree

You can gleefully peer into spaces that the sun seldom sees

My warmest regards and kind wishes

And just as a reminder

Hillary's candidacy

Sleeps with the fishes.

Looks like you and your disgruntled Clinto compadres have been pretty busy in Orlando. But really now, just say it, don't spray it.

PUMA teams up with MILFs for Hillary and the American way.

This you can trust

And be sure I'm not lying

As far as your hatred of Obama goes

I feel you're just not really trying.

That saintly man from Hope

Who always enjoys a good grope.

The rumor of a fracture

Is a matter

Of manufacture

Scribble away, sounds like a fine and futile way to piss a vote away.

Those remarks would make any democrat cringe

It sounds like the repetitive creak

Of a squeaky door off its hinge.

It was just recently announced today that Bill Clinton "looks forward" to campaigning for Obama, but only at Salon do you get the continuing saga of an overblown grudge match and soap drama. The sound of those crickets really deafens the ears, and I now understand why many readers say they're fed up, after reading Salon for many long years.

Don't you have to accomplish something? You know, like Sargeant York killed more "huns" on the front lines of WWI than anybody else, and American flying ace Eddie Rickenbacher shot down more German planes than any other American pilot in the same war. What did McCain do but get shot down and spend the war in captivity? His claim to bein' a hero just adds up to zero.

I think Obama should give Clark a little room, but some of you people are already startin' off seenin' some kind of impending temple of doom.

Cripes people chill.

And Berg has all the cinematic talent of a termite.

How will our heroes overcome big bad Bill Kristol, otherwise known as the Propogandist? And who really reads Kristol's opinion pieces anyway? That was great Tom. Give us a good outcome, because sometimes things work out better in the funny papers than they do in our ridiculous real world.

You are so very right...every little scrap that falls in some stupid pundit's lap, turns in to a goddamn gold rush, to start some kind of big stupid flap.

Smith is a one track mind and an intellectual dead ender, completely obsessed with relating all things to issues relating to geneder.

On anal sex? Today's porn industry, oriented to male hetero tastes, is into "analizing" porn starlettes like nothing you'd probably be prepared to believe. Preperation H must be making a fortune. I know many like to put a happy face on it, but giving a girl hemmeroids isn't exactly a big plus along with the whole pleasure package.

Is a outta work jerk.