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Saturday, Nov 7, 2009
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Published Letters: 58 Editor's Choice: 1
"I am assuming he is about to be booted from the Marines? Conservatives didn't want gays in the military. They have one now, and a porn star to boot. Oh wait, is he gay if he was always on top?"
This about the tenth time I seen the question come up about whether Matt/Rod/Pierre is "top" or "bottom." For those who haven't the inclination to do the research, maybe I can help clear things up: I've seen some of the videos, and he has a dick in his mouth. Forget the cutesy labels of top or bottom, this guy's a cocksucker. Nothing wrong with that. Just a fact.
Also, Matt, there are so many hilarious examples of your warped perspective it would take hours to try to address them all. So I'll pick just one that jumped off the page at me.
You say, "Instead those who complain about wire-tapping reserve the right to eavesdrop on my private life for political brownie points."
In what bizarre little compartmentalized universe of yours is performing in adult videos a "private life?" I guess the same universe where your very average equipment could be described as "an 11-inch monster cock."
(Full disclosure: I'm gay.)
"It was cold on Tuesday morning in Manhattan, and I was late for classes. I was a bit groggy from studying for my midterms and working full time at a marketing firm where I'd just made partner. I don't drink coffee, and in my morning haze, I didn't notice the messages piling up on my BlackBerry. Once I looked, I realized there was a lot of hate mail mixed in with the spam."
Suddenly, my throbbing loins stirred...
Actually the version that appears on Cpl. Matt's own website has a few flourishes that Salon's editors trimmed, denying us the full pleasure of reading:
"It was a cold morning in Manhattan and I was late for classes, despite being a bit groggy from studying for my midterms, and working full-time at a marketing firm where I just made partner. I don’t drink coffee and in my morning haze, I didn’t notice the MOUNTING messages on my OBSIDIAN Blackberry. I couldn’t distinguish the spam from the hate mail."
[CAPS emphasis added]
Perhaps there was some editorial confusion about what the heck "mounting messages" might imply?
Very possibly the funniest article Salon has ever published. Watch your back, Garrison Keillor. (And I mean that very literally... cover your ass, dude.)
"Stop saying he's gay. He said in an interview at Joe My Blog that he is not gay.
-- No Name Given"
Actually what he says is, "I'm pretty bad at being gay."
Incompetent. Sort of like, "I'm pretty bad at being President."
In the same way as there's no such thing as a bad blowjob, being a lousy dicklicker means one is still a dicklicker.
Matt, in case you didn't realize the full range of your options, there's such a thing as straight porn.
Andrew - You're kidding right? it's a little more tangled and much deeper than merely piling on the guy when he's down.
Your comparison is silly and shallow.
Clinton has dedicated his life to advancing progressive causes for the good of the country. When those causes conflicted with the Conservative agenda they tried to destroy him.
Sanchez never seemed interested in much more than advancing his own personal quest for as much fame and money as he could grub up.
I think Coulter drew the intitial fire and got the attention focused. (And where has she been? She slithered away). Most of the attacks were directed at her in the beginning.
All of the letters you're seeing here have been in response to Sanchez's very sad whining, his denial and blame-shifting.
Before he was nothing more than an ex- porn slut. Who cares?
With this pitiful article he's written for Salon, he's tried to make himself into some kind of martyr, and the readers of Salon see right through that shit.
It's been a very ugly spectacle.
P.S. If Sanchez learned anything from his porn years you'd think he would know this: If you don't want to get reamed, don't bend over and show your ass.
I think I can clear this up. It's likely that "me" once rented "Yentl" and was shocked and disgusted by the transvestite themes.
"It's crazy. When you're trailing, you want to lengthen the game. Your opponent wants to lengthen it. Why would you let them?"
hmm, when you explain it so clearly, it is pretty crazy.
...but those coffins weigh a ton.
Cary, you're terrific, and I always enjoy your column, but I have to agree with another reader who said this piece feels a little padded.
Why waste a paragraph wondering how a dead person can mysteriously weigh more? You don't exactly have to be Miss Marple to realize you're carrying an enormous crate of bronze.
I find the reader's comments to this question much more touching and personal in this instance. Don't get lazy on us, dude! You're one of the sane voices in the wilderness on whom we all depend on for insight. It's beneath you to get all existentially poetic about how heavy death feels, when you use such shallow logic.
I know, I'm an ass for pointing this out, but sometimes a cold splash of reality is as helpful as anything as we struggle to get a handle on things.
First we have to be subjected to Matt Sanchez. Now Camile Paglia. Who's the next shit-stirring clown Salon will feature? Don Imus?
You might get your kicks slumming around on Joe Scarborough, Joan, but please stop bringing trash home with you.
After reading this terrific piece I was hungry to see some photos of the place and the food. I found some yummy ones. (Does Salon allow links in letters? Let's find out): http://forums.egullet.org/index.php?showtopic=68391
gay dwarves in Middle-earth are too slutty to be monogamous.
Much of the initial coverage about Fort Hood turned out to be wrong. Is there anything wrong with that?
The accountability imposed by another country for the CIA's kidnapping and torture reveals much about our own.
Fox News' morning show plays to type, talking about whether Muslims in the Army should face "special debriefings"
The Maine fight was supposed to be the dress rehearsal for repealing California's Prop. 8 -- but gay marriage lost
Once one obtains Seriousness credentials in the Washington media, they are irrevocable no matter one's conduct.
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