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Thursday, February 14, 2008 03:25 PM

Flakey Foont: "Hey let's try this Room!!" Wing-Ding Weisenheimer: "Okey-Dokie"

(door creaks open ---- )

"STRAUSBAUGH IS A SISSY --- BUT NOT ME --- SWARZENEGGER IS A WUS --- BUT I AIN'T --- JIMMY CARTER IS A FAIRY -- BUT NOT ME --- YOU'RE A SISSY, BUT NOT MOIR -- CAMILLE PAGLIA IS A WEENIESUCKER, NOT ME BUDDY -- JOHN McFLAMER IS A CLOSETFAG, BUT ME? - NO WAYS HO-ZAY -- WIMPY IS A WIMP, BUT NOT ME -- BUSH JUNIOR IS A CHEERLEADERWANNABE, BUT NOT ME --- RONPAUL IS A GURLEYMAN -- BUT NOT I, CUTIE --- ROSIE O'DONNELL IS A FASCIIST NEOCOM, NOT ME, BOZO --- NEOCOMMIE IZ A MYSOGYNIST NEOCON, BUT I AIN'T ONE ---- JOHNNIE KERRY IS A FRIGGIN PANTIWAIST, BUT NOT ME -- WALTER CRONKITE IS A BOY-BITCH, BUT NOT ME --- BUBBA KLINTON IS A RETARD CORNHOLER, BUT NOT ME --- POPEYE IS A RECTUM WORSHIPPER, BUT, YUCKIE-POO, NOT I --- ANNCOULTER IS A DOUCHEBAG EATER, BUT NOT ME --- HUMPTYDUMPTY IS A HOMO, BUT NOT ME --- JOHN KENNEDY JUNIOR IS A CORPSE-FORNICATOR, BUT TSK, TSK, NOT THIS ANONYMOUS CLOSETFAG --- ALGORE IS A FANNY-SPANKER, BUT ME?, NEVER !! --- THOMAS JEFFERSON IS A DANDY-IF-THERE-EVER-WUZ-ONE, BUT I'LL NEVER ASPIRE TO SUCH A RECEPTICALLY PRONE POSITION --- BRADPITT IS A FAIRY-NICE-GUY, SOMPTIN I'LL NEVA BE --- B.O. PLENTIFUL IS A RECTAL HUNTER, BUT NOT EYE --- RON REAGAN JUNIOR IS A BALLET-DANCER -- BUT (BARF-O!!) NOT ME BABBIE -- BILLOREILLEY IS A HOMO, BUT NOT ME --- HARRY TRUMAN IS A PANTI-WAIST , BUT NOT ME OR MAH DADDIE --- HERR SCHIKELGRUBER IS A NINNY, BUT NOT ME --- SENIOR OBAMA IS A PROGRESSIVE DORK-HOLER, BUT NOT ME -- STRAUSBAUGH IS A SISSY --- BUT NOT ME --- SWARZENEGGER IS A WUS --- BUT I AIN'T --- JIMMY CARTER IS A FAIRY -- BUT NOT ME --- YOU'RE A SISSY, BUT NOT MOIR -- CAMILLE PAGLIA IS A WEENIESUCKER, NOT ME BUDDY -- JOHN McFLAMER IS A CLOSETFAG, BUT ME? - NO WAYS HO-ZAY -- WIMPY IS A WIMP, BUT NOT ME -- BUSH JUNIOR IS A CHEERLEADERWANNABE, BUT NOT ME --- RONPAUL IS A GURLEYMAN -- BUT NOT I, CUTIE --- ROSIE O'DONNELL IS A FASCIIST NEOCOM, NOT ME, BOZO --- NEOCOMMIE IZ A MYSOGYNIST NEOCON, BUT I AIN'T ONE ---- JOHNNIE KERRY IS A FRIGGIN PANTIWAIST, BUT NOT ME -- WALTER CRONKITE IS A BOY-BITCH, BUT NOT ME --- BUBBA KLINTON IS A RETARD CORNHOLER, BUT NOT ME --- POPEYE IS A RECTUM WORSHIPPER, BUT, YUCKIE-POO, NOT I --- ANNCOULTER IS A DOUCHEBAG EATER, BUT NOT ME --- HUMPTYDUMPTY IS A HOMO, BUT NOT ME --- JOHN KENNEDY JUNIOR IS A CORPSE-FORNICATOR, BUT TSK, TSK, NOT THIS ANONYMOUS CLOSETFAG --- ALGORE IS A FANNY-SPANKER, BUT ME?, NEVER !! --- THOMAS JEFFERSON IS A DANDY-IF-THERE-EVER-WUZ-ONE, BUT I'LL NEVER ASPIRE TO SUCH A RECEPTICALLY PRONE POSITION --- BRADPITT IS A FAIRY-NICE-GUY, SOMPTIN I'LL NEVA BE --- B.O. PLENTIFUL IS A RECTAL HUNTER, BUT NOT EYE --- RON REAGAN JUNIOR IS A BALLET-DANCER -- BUT (BARF-O!!) NOT ME BABBIE -- BILLOREILLEY IS A HOMO, BUT NOT ME --- HARRY TRUMAN IS A PANTI-WAIST , BUT NOT ME OR MAH DADDIE --- HERR SCHIKELGRUBER IS A NINNY, BUT NOT ME --- SENIOR OBAMA IS A PROGRESSIVE DORK-HOLER, BUT NOT ME -- STRAUSBAUGH IS A SISSY --- BUT NOT ME --- SWARZENEGGER IS A WUS --- BUT I AIN'T --- JIMMY CARTER IS A FAIRY -- BUT NOT ME --- YOU'RE A SISSY, BUT NOT MOIR -- CAMILLE PAGLIA IS A WEENIESUCKER, NOT ME BUDDY -- JOHN McFLAMER IS A CLOSETFAG, BUT ME? - NO WAYS HO-ZAY -- WIMPY IS A WIMP, BUT NOT ME -- BUSH JUNIOR IS A CHEERLEADERWANNABE, BUT NOT ME --- RONPAUL IS A GURLEYMAN -- BUT NOT I, CUTIE --- ROSIE O'DONNELL IS A FASCIIST NEOCOM, NOT ME, BOZO --- NEOCOMMIE IZ A MYSOGYNIST NEOCON, BUT I AIN'T ONE ---- JOHNNIE KERRY IS A FRIGGIN PANTIWAIST, BUT NOT ME -- WALTER CRONKITE IS A BOY-BITCH, BUT NOT ME --- BUBBA KLINTON IS A RETARD CORNHOLER, BUT NOT ME --- POPEYE IS A RECTUM WORSHIPPER, BUT, YUCKIE-POO, NOT I --- ANNCOULTER IS A DOUCHEBAG EATER, BUT NOT ME --- HUMPTYDUMPTY IS A HOMO, BUT NOT ME --- JOHN KENNEDY JUNIOR IS A CORPSE-FORNICATOR, BUT TSK, TSK, NOT THIS ANONYMOUS CLOSETFAG --- ALGORE IS A FANNY-SPANKER, BUT ME?, NEVER !! --- THOMAS JEFFERSON IS A DANDY-IF-THERE-EVER-WUZ-ONE, BUT I'LL NEVER ASPIRE TO SUCH A RECEPTICALLY PRONE POSITION --- BRADPITT IS A FAIRY-NICE-GUY, SOMPTIN I'LL NEVA BE --- B.O. PLENTIFUL IS A RECTAL HUNTER, BUT NOT EYE --- RON REAGAN JUNIOR IS A BALLET-DANCER -- BUT (BARF-O!!) NOT ME BABBIE -- BILLOREILLEY IS A HOMO, BUT NOT ME --- HARRY TRUMAN IS A PANTI-WAIST , BUT NOT ME OR MAH DADDIE --- SWARZENEGGER IS A WUS --- BUT I AIN'T --- JIMMY CARTER IS A FAIRY -- BUT NOT ME --- YOU'RE A SISSY, BUT NOT MOIR -- BUSH JUNIOR IS A CHEERLEADERWANNABE, BUT NOT ME --- RONPAUL IS A GURLEYMAN -- BUT NOT I, CUTIE --- ROSIE O'DONNELL IS A FASCIIST NEOCOM, NOT ME, BOZO --- NEOCOMMIE IZ A MYSOGYNIST NEOCON, BUT I AIN'T ONE ---- JOHNNIE KERRY IS A FRIGGIN PANTIWAIST, BUT NOT ME -- JOHN KENNEDY JUNIOR IS A CORPSE-FORNICATOR, BUT TSK, TSK, NOT THIS ANONYMOUS CLOSETFAG --- ALGORE IS A FANNY-SPANKER, BUT ME?, NEVER !! --- THOMAS JEFFERSON IS A DANDY-IF-THERE-EVER-WUZ-ONE, BUT I'LL NEVER ASPIRE TO SUCH A RECEPTICALLY PRONE POSITION --- BRADPITT IS A FAIRY-NICE-GUY, SOMPTIN I'LL NEVA BE --- B.O. PLENTIFUL IS A RECTAL HUNTER, BUT NOT EYE --- RON REAGAN JUNIOR IS A BALLET-DANCER -- BUT (BARF-O!!) NOT ME BABBIE -- BILLOREILLEY IS A HOMO, BUT NOT ME --- HARRY TRUMAN IS A PANTI-WAIST , BUT NOT ME OR MAH DADDIE --- HERR SCHIKELGRUBER IS A NINNY, BUT NOT ME --- SENIOR OBAMA IS A PROGRESSIVE DORK-HOLER, BUT NOT ME --

WING-DING WEISENHEIMER: "C'mon Foont --- this room is full of Sissies with Potty-Mouths -- Let's get outta here."

FLAKEY-FOONT: "I'ma wit you Darlin."

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