Larry King, decked out in a burnt-sienna orange, silk Labretto outfit with platinum cufflinks, lime-green suspenders, and a very wide glowing-yellow, purple $$$-Sunspotted Adagio-Tie thrusts his In-Your-Face elbows across the table towards his 2 Kanadian Guests.

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LARRY KING: "This Day .... the day McCain matched Obama in the polls following Senator O's weeklong drip-drip-dripping-Drop, when a most uncurious thing occured .... Obama Caved - - - again !!"

DUDLEY DOO-RIGHT: "This time, however, with FISA still fresh in the memory of All with Eyes To See, Meester O declared his opposition to coastal drilling has come to an Inglorious End. - - and ANWAR ?? ... tick, tick, tick ... de klock is-a-still-tickin"

LARRY KING: (his beady eyes dilute to nothingness as they size up Ms. Duck's drumsticks) "With a Cosmic November closing in at algorithmic speeds that would unnerve a bead-sweating M. Robespierre as he ascended the steps to the guillotine, Senor Obama is suddenly aglow with the chameleonic skins of a GOP cheerleader - - - "

LARRY KING: "So what's next ??? - - a shotgun at every Thanksgiving kitchen table ?? - - - a TV clip of Mr. O with a 'Victory in Baghad' banner draped across the Dukakis-Mobile ?? - - a Radical 360 turn-about on his Crusading Pledge to Raise Taxes on the Snidely Whiplashes of Amerika ??"

DUDLEY DO-RIGHT: "With every reputable economist worth his salt in lower Manhattan ready to press the Abandon-the-Titanic button & call their clients to Bail at Once, the Obamabutts will descend on Denver & plead insanity before the unsinkable Ms. Brown."

LARRY KING: "What other choice do they have ??"

[feigning a theatrical bout of Tom Kruise accrobatics, Barry Obama sommersaults onto the stage in a triple-gaynor flip, flops down upon the open guest's chair with a single violet clenched in his teeth]

NELL: (startled, shoots to her feet) "CALLING ALL HILLARY'S !!! - - CALLING ALL HILLARY'S !!!"

[Frau Klinton breezes across the stage in her gold, tan & yellow taffeta gown; atop her head sits an 8 inch high gold crown that causes her to tower over the Ellienoise Senator. In a flash, the two are at each other's throats]

FRAU KLINTON: "Barry ... you Dumkoff !! ... Doncha remember how Jack Kennedy, edged on by his Wall Street Daddy Warbucks advisor caused the wallowing economy of 1961 to rocket-soar to prosperity-inflicted heights by slashing taxes across the board ??"

BARRY: "uh .... actually I was too busy contemplating what was causing all that mess down there in my diapers that year"

FRAU KLINTON: "And didn'cha ya read yer post-sixties history books at Harvard which blamed the 1930s Meltdown of the American Economy, AND subsequently the World Economy, for the lingering Bottom of the Bucket livelyhood that persisted longer & deeper than any previous mishap ??"

BARRY: "But Professor Galbraith's dictum stated clearly that ... "

FRAU KLINTON: (cuts in) "That Kanadian Retard ?? -- Dont'cha remembers what happened when the 1992 Congressional coup d'tat caused my dear Hubby to bow to the whims Newtonian Green Grinches and Guillotine-Slash Government Spending to Smithereenies with the chain-saw precision of a mishimatic, half-crazed, samaurai Axe-Murderer ??"

BARRY: (trembling as streams of nervousness run down his legs "Golly-Jeepers - - I totally zonked out on the fact that that Bubba-Hubby of y'orn turned out to be the most conservative Democrat in the White House since Jack Kennedy."

FRAU KLINTON: "That's right, Sonny, .... and just look what happened to those two Government Bloaters who followed the White Knight of Camelot"

BARRY: "You don't mean LBJ & Tricky Dick, does ya?"

FRAU KLINTON: "And Lookie at our present day Bloater-in-Chief"

BARRY: (a huge Moon-Smile soon eclipses his face) "Well ... there's still a few weeks till Denver - - How'za bout you bein Mah Girl for the Prom ... that is, the Promination, ... I means my Nomination ... shootsies, ... OUR Nomination."

FRAU KLINTON: "It'sa New Day Dude --- I already asked Dennis to be Mah Date.

BARRY: "but, but, but .... ya cain'ts do dat ... ya jus caint's ... whaddah my goings to do fer the rest of my life ?"

FRAU KLINTON: "Get out there in the Real World for 10 to 20 years .... learn the ropes ... learn something of value. Ya just dont walk in and sit down in the most powerful seat in human history without having done something in your life."

BARRY: "Why not ?? .... I mean, well I ran my college newspaper !! .... and I volunteered for a couple of things !! ... And don'cha forget .... I got into Congress by beating some whacko 5-foot religious kook .... AND I know how to Surf the World Wide Web !!! ... that oughta impress the pants off'a that Vietnam Bigshot Phony"

FRAU KLINTON: (winks at Barry who storms off sucking his thumb) "See ya in Denver ... Little Boy"

BARRY: (turns about sharply) "Im'a gonna throw my people in with Nader ... that'll shows ya."

FRAU KLINTON: (gulps her newly transplanted Adam's Apple) "That's what I was gonna do !!"

BARRY: "Rightie-o .... then the Party still may have 'Hope' !!"

{Larry King launches his famously wierd rat-a-tat-tat chuckle before bidding .... ]

LARRY KING: "Please join us tomorrow when we re-run the most popular 'Larry King Live' segment ever shown .... the inventor of the Freeze-Dry-Your-Beloved-Pet contraption. Just stick dear Pussy up there on the Telly, as you please. Think of the possibilities !!! Larry King on the CMN set for all Eternity !!! . . . G'night Folks ! "