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Saturday, June 28, 2008 04:06 PM
Original article: All together now

"HEY ........... THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES ! ! ! ! ! "

PROFESSOR COWHEADSOUP:

".... and when all the silent voices crawl out of the woodwork in November -- Barry Obama will go down in defeat."

MISSUS COWHEADSOUP'S BESTFRIEND'S NEIGHBOR'S WIFE'S SON:

"Here-Ye, Here-Ye Oh Much Deluded Obamabutts -- Ye Present Head BananaButt is, -- according to the 14th Law of Quantum Physics -- a ZERO minus 42 Squared "Loozer" -- as regards to his qualifications to serve in the most powerful office in Human History."

DONKEYWIDGET #54,013:

"Gosh !! ... is it REALLY so ?"

PROFESSOR COWHEADSOUP: "Fraid-so children --- the Cad is an Empty Suit of the First Order. A Flim-Flam Charletan that looks rather nifty hawking shallow rhetoric atop any soap-box -- I'm forced to admit."

DONKEYADVOCATE #04:

"Well yeah but -- He just gots to win --- he's given us ... "hope".

PROFESSOR COWHEADSOUP:

"Hope's for Dopes, little girl. --- Action is what's required. Ask young Barry to have a televised table chat with Ralph for 3 hours with a single Suskind-like-moderator picking 30 topics from a hat regarding everything from Iraq to Supreme Court decisions to Corporate influence peddling to -- well to anything under the sun.

DONKEYADVOCATE #04:

"I'm kinda thinkin that the Senator would NEVER place himself in that kind of compromising position -- He's like Waaaay too Schmart for that kind of trick."

DONKEYWIDGET #54,013:

"Yeah --- mebee dat's true -- Ralphie spoke out against the Iraqi mischief when Barry was still toking & giggling & sputtering nonsense from the Tantalus hillside when he was where he shouldna-oughttna have been."

PROFESSOR COWHEADSOUP:

"Well children. All I can say is, when you enter that ballot box you are all by yourself in there. We all have a few dozen big choices to make in life -- voting for who is to run our government being just one of them."

DONKEYWIDGET #54,013:

"Well yeah but, but - - - all my friends are Obamabutts. It's a very Kool Tribal Thing you know. We just gots to stick together ... with 'hope' !!"

PROFESSOR COWHEADSOUP:

".... Hope is fine for the hopeless. But consider this, I, Professor Soup Alone Have Correctly Predicted Every Single Presidential Election since 1972, - - - the year I placed the first of many Write-In Votes for Ralph Nader .... and when all the Silent Voices crawl out of the woodwork in November -- Barry Obama will go down in defeat."

DONKEYCHEERLEADER #2,347:

"What's Senor Soup talkin 'bout -- doesn't he read da polls?"

DONKEYWIDGET #54,013:

"He do --- but as I recall Kerry was pollin much higher vs our Present-Day-Retard-in-Chief at this point in the '04 Race."

PROFESSOR COWHEADSOUP:

"Well --- if'n you kiddies wish to clutch to "hope" -- you might just want to consider placing that "hope in having the Powers-That-Be turn to cast their votes at this summer's convention in Denver, so that ...."

DONKEYCHEERLEADER #2,347:

"So that WHAT ?? ... Professor ?? --- There's not a Prayer that the Party's Powers-That-Be will abandon Our Emperor-To-Be"

PROFESSOR COWHEADSOUP:

"Then Missy, I will say once again -- as any might observe in the Elections during the past 40 (count 'em) forty years of Party Losses -- that the once-again 'hopefilled' Powers-to-Be will once again become the Powers-That-Once-Were."

DONKEYWIDGET #54,013:

"... errrr but professor ... ain't ye fergettin President's Bill & Jimmy ??"

PROFESSOR COWHEADSOUP:

"Look Son, both Carter & Clinton were Good 'ol Bubba Boys who each had fat loozer brothers that quaintly reminded the majority of Americans of .... well .... of themselves, to put it frankly."

DONKEYADVOCATE #04:

"Well Golly Jeepers, Professor .... what are we suppose to do at this stage of the Game?"

PROFESSOR COWHEADSOUP:

"As I was about to say -- read all you can about the two men --- their respective influences in legislation, landmark or otherwise. .... Much of what you read may seem new to you, since Ralph was working 7 day weeks in the Halls of Congress when some of you (Barry included) were still contemplating what that stinky mess in your diapers could be."

DONKEYCHEERLEADER #2,347: (laugh-honking, like a donkey)

"Honk-Honk-Honk ....... Holy Bejezus .... I don't even reakon that I was a twinkling Zygote-Wannabe in me Mamie's eyes when she was busy sizin up me Daddy .... n'yuk, n'yuk."

PROFESSOR COWHEADSOUP:

"And encourage them to participate in a dialogue for all to witness. We should ask nothing less of the men whom we are to place such trust in."

DONKEYCHEERLEADER #2,347:

"And just where do we find out about the two candidates?"

PROFESSOR COWHEADSOUP:

"I suspect that most of you have read Senator Obama's autobiography"

DONKEYCHEERLEADER #2,347 (looking puzzled):

"Well there shure weren't much in there ..."

PROFESSOR COWHEADSOUP (smiles):

"Yes ... I know. I read it myself. But read it again --- and compare it with the following ....."

Suggested Reading:

"The Seventeen Traditions" by R. Nader

Suggested DVD Rental:

"Ralph Nader An Unreasonable Man"

Suggested WebSurfing Hits:

http:www.votenader.org/issues/

http:www.votenader.org/about/

http:www.achievement.org/autodoc/page/nadOpro./

PROFESSOR COWHEADSOUP:

"Unless you're a Florida Republican, you will only have one vote come November. --- Read as much as you can -- as though the health of your country depended on it."

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