PROF. Von SMARTIPANZ: "Klass, I vantz yoo to openz ze pages uff yoos textbooks to Chapter Ein -- "HOW TO MAKEN UNDT LOOZE-LOOZE SITCHUECHUN INTO VIRTUAL MELTDOWN IMPOZZIEBILITY"

JOEY ROMM: (waves hand wildly from a front row desk) "Proffessor, I say outlaw nuclear energy !!"

MIZZ FONDA: (chucking clams at the Teech) "I say, Nuke the Nukes !! -- And Down with American Corporate Inflicted Prosperity !!"

RUMMY D. DUMMIE: (sliping a lit cigarette but under Mizz Fonda's butts) "I say lets'a grab them damn Saudi fields before the Jihadist doo."

DOKTOR "ALBERT-THE-FUNNIE-NOBLE-GUY" GORE: "I say lets look into creating fusion energy by fusing icecubed porkchops with luminescent nite-green spalding tennis balls !!

CHELSEA KLINTON: "I say let's hear it for Windmills .... YEAAAAAAA !!!"

BARRY O'BLARNEY: "I say let's make nice-talk with the Notzies in Tehran. -- Give'um some of our South Chicago Hope & hope for world peace & prosperity"

SENATOR McCLEAN: "I say lets nuke the Chinese & thereby circumvent the fast swarming plague of one billion SUV Locusts."

Ms SIERRA KLUUB: "I say lets do nothing -- and say we did."

DUSTIN HOFFMAN: (mumbling to himself) "Ishtar?? -- The worst of the worst in a long, long line of bad movies that I ever done did."

One particular (less-than-poignant) scene from "QUEST FOR FIRE" sized up neatly the 'spoils-of-war' situation that had been communicated between Our Early Forefathers & Foremothers.

Dog afficianado, Desmond Morris, is the sole living authority on how the 2 sexes actually parted ways in those far away Days of Yore -- explaining, for instance, why the Girlies like to hang out at Malls & paint their Lips with Brite Red Lipstick - - - (!!)

Meanwhile, much water has passed under the bridge in the long choo-choo ride of evolution. Ever paranoid of Bigger Fishies, we (as Little Fishies) placed an eyeball on either side of Our Being, so as to gain a 360' scope of defense. --- Later, while scampering out of the Sludge in pursuit of Meat & Mates, said eyeballs darted ever-forward. The rest is history.

But The Story is far from finished - - - While the b'hoys have molted away the de facto deadweight of Mammary Glands, they will still need another 60k to 70k years to do away with the superfluous 'nipples'.

The success or failure of passing our habits along to our mates is certain to be an ongoing preoccupation. It was Heraclitus, some 2,500 years ago, that explained that "Tension" between Opposites is the Eternal Condition of the Universe --- a Tension that serves to establish "Reality" as it is -- and always will be --

Brace Thyself Betty --- Here we Come !!

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Aaron Burr ??

However --- it does not take long (reviewing this man's corrospondance) to conclude that Vice President Burr was a Twit of the First Rank --

His singular footnote in American History will be his Invention of the Democratic Party, a contraption that another of his nemesis', "King Andy", later put up on the conveyor belt.

The Vice president's object of murder, the famous Bastard, Hamilton, however had the bigger footnote, having personally invented the United States of America.

Both men were 'Fairies', or what Gov. Swarzenegger characterizes as "Gurley-Men"

CONDOLEEZA: "Congradulations, Mister President"

PRESIDENT McCAIN: "Thankyou Condi --- it was a lot easier than I thought."

CONDOLEEZA: "Well Sir, we had the help of the "Noise" coming out of the Salon chatroom."

PRESIDENT McCAIN: "It's true --- have my wife send them a box of chocolates."

CONDOLEEZA: "In a jiffy --- Sir ??

PRESIDENT McCAIN: "Yes, Madam Vice President?"

CONDOLEEZA: "What would you like to do next?"

PRESIDENT McCAIN: (bug-eyed & salavating) "heh, heh, heh ...."

CONDOLEEZA: "MISTER PRESIDENT !!!"

PRESIDENT McCAIN: "Oh, come on --- I was just thinking about that Korean nutball."

CONDOLEEZA: (smiles) "Of course, Mister President."