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Why might it be ethical for a typical Sierra Club afficianado to support legislation that makes it a crime to destroy say, Unfertilized Eagle Eggs (or other 'endangered' creatures) but not ethical for that same afficianado to suppoort legislation that makes it a crime to destroy say, Fertilized Human Eggs ?
might it be due to the 'fact' that 'we' do not consider embryos to be fully 'human' ---- along the same lines of how the early 19th century courts considered Black Folk to be only 2/3 'human' (for Southern Democratic Congressional appropriation purposes, of course) --
as one who has never spent a day in church (my folks weren't bibble folk) -- and being the son of a pre-wade physician who advocated abortion rights -- the question has always beehooved me ---
in short .... is the world a black & white only world ??
and if not --- is this political season only a black & white political season ??
Roosevelt, Eisenhower & Clinton each shared the same inclination to take their hearts from the Nest in pursuit of lovlier chickadees ---
But perhaps in Bubba's case the pursuits turned out to be rather seedier, pathetic, nausiating, ridiculous, and even comical affairs.
Eleanor, Hillary, Mamie --- You all have made it to the history books and for Eternity are all to be marveled at for 'stickin by yer man'.
being informed or uninformed or illinformed has no relation to Stupidity.
SOCRATES: "How much will WHITE Racism hurt Obama ??"
BARNEY FIFE: "... a whole bunch ... whites are a majority, aren't they Great Teacher."
SOCRATES: "They are deputy. And how much do you suppose that BLACK Racism hurt Obama ??"
BARNEY FIFE: "... a whole bunch ?? ..."
SOCRATES: "No, deputy. You see blacks are a minority in our democratic society."
OPIE TAYLOR: "and why should this be a factor, oh Great Teacher ??"
SOCRATES: "Well ... it should not be a factor, Son. -- However, the Human 'Form' is, in fact a Tribal Animal. You can see the same prejudices & rancor being unleashed against, for lack of a better term ... "THEM" ... in any species of the Animal Kingdom. It is an inherent genetic fault caused by something called .... for lack of a better term ... Self Preservation for the Tribe."
AUNT BEA: (chuckles with a high squeak) "Great Teacher !!You're not suggesting that I'm going to cast my vote for Frau Klinton because of menopausal parallels, are you ??
SOCRATES: "These are questions that can best be answered by the 'form' who you brush your teeth with in the mirror at night."
AUNT BEA: (scratches her ear, crosses her eyes, pauses & giggles to herself) "... oh, .. I SEE ......... i think."
GOOBER PYLE: (jumps up, scuffs his shoes, removes his beanie) "Well Im'a gonna vote for Senator McKlean -- that'sa wha Im'a gonna do !!"
SOCRATES: (crossing arms with a sardonic smile) "Yes, and why is that Goober."
GOOBER PYLE: " --- Well Shucks. teach --- he reminds me of my self. -- an'a he kin come eat vittles with my tribe any times he wants to ..... (flashes teeth) .... any time a'tall.
OPIE TAYLOR: "But Great Teacher -- you don't really believe that ALL african americans are going to vote for mister barrack -- do ya's ??" -- (catches self with Aunt Bea's scowl) -- "err, I mean ... does you"
SOCRATES: "... a man of my own Tribe -- a military man, in fact, invented "democracy" now sought by a good number of Tribes around the world."
GOOBER PYLE: "Yeah -- we use ta have that there 'democracy' in Mayberry 'fo them Yankie fellas from up North stoled it from us ..."
AUNT BEA: "Goober !! now don't interrupt !! (puckers lips & flashes lashes at the Great Teacher)
SOCRATES: "All voters were issued a black stone to signify a "no vote" and a white stone to signify a "yes vote" on those issues being argued by the Debators. -- There was a cloaked way you see that allowed all citizens to vote their conscious without fear .... that is ... on the face value of the issue."
OPIE TAYLOR: "I think I'm beginning to follow you ...."
[ ** SHERIFF TAYLOR WALKS INTO THE COURTHOUSE CAUSING THE ROOM TO FLUSH WITH SILENCE **}
OPIE TAYLOR: "PAW !! -- We wuz --- err, were --- just discussing the White & Black of the Political Season !! -- Who are you gonna vote for ?? -- Did ya decide yet ??"
SHERIFF TAYLOR: "Well Oop, I suppose experience will have to come into play when I decide."
GOOBER PYLE: "But Andy !! -- We iz White Folk -- we need to think of the "Tribe" ... don'ts we ??"
SHERIFF TAYLOR: "No son -- (nods a greeting to the Great Teacher as he takes a seat) -- You see, according to my philosophy professor down in Mount Pilot -- ALL decisions ought be solidly grounded in Logic -- (winks at Socrates) -- and NEVER in Rhetoric"
OPIE TAYLOR: "PAW !!! -- Does that mean that we ought never believe in a campaign of "HOPE" or "YES WE CAN" or "AUDACITY" politics ??
SHERIFF TAYLOR: "Just look at the candidate's record of accomplishment, Son. Voters will flinch & cringe before ever casting a black stone or white stone on account of the blackness or whiteness of a candidate's face."
OPIE TAYLOR: "gosh"
SHERIFF TAYLOR: "If any of the 3 contenders has a resume of record that affords them a place in the Great White House ... then so be it. -- And should McKlean, O'Blarney or the Frau only be qualified to serve as Secretary of Commerce ... well ... so be that. --- All we care about is expunging the disease of Tribalism -- Factionalism -- Feminism -- Semitism -- WASPism -- Nazism -- Socialism -- (looks up again at Socrates in the Judge's bench) -- " ... all save Platonism."
BARNEY FIFE: "What did he just say ??"
GOOBER PYLE: "I dunno --- but I think he forgot to mention Tribalism" --- (pauses) "C'mon, Let's Go Barney ---- I GOT SHOTGUN !!!"
Repubicans ... Democrats ... Gaullists ... Ghibellines ... Whigs ... matters not ... with the tick clicking there's but one thing that'sa coming into focus for the soon to be unemployed ---