Come November the Republican SS Squads will be out in force to pose the very same Q's before the Electorate.

Best thing to do ???? ---- Just beat this Horse to Death 10 times over till it jus' don't Die no 'mo.

the point is --- rev-wright's a Slime-ball ---

so lift dat rock & expose de sunshine on'a it till de disease is blanched-white ---

- - - a new artist to re-do your Cartoon Moniker ??

I'm quite certain that all Souls reading these lines will agree that the present moniker emotes a striking resemblance to Pvt. SAD SACK, US Army.

- - - and to prove my point, I'll just wager that the very momemt any man, woman or child enters this Room (from this day hence) will automatically be thunderstruck with visions of "Private SACK."

okay - - - now what were we chatting about - - - oh yeah, - - - Bill Kristol - - -

well now there's a Fella that REALLY came into this world looking and acting like a Cartoon.

er, uhhh, . . hmmmmm, . . . . . . so ?

The inept Colonel Burr blew it Big Time at Quebec when he failed to snatch the 14th Colony on Christmas 1775 ---

38 years later, Dearborn, Winder & Co. forsook Old Glory when they failed to pluck the Cherry in a followup - - - haven left the Parliament buildings in Toronto in ashes --

The Mexico City squabblings betwixt the Generalisimos Scott & Taylor Down South of the Border resulted in a Missed Opportunity North of the Border when Our Great & Glorious Army placed the Conquest of Canada on the Back Burner.

And Yet - - - - the Clock is still-a-tickin - - - and the Clock, - - it don't never stop tickin - - - never.

Greetings Comrades !!!! STOP -- We hear-tell that Parson Wright's 'flagless' calender for the next 4 years is open STOP -- Kindly respond ASAP -- STOP -- so that we can begin negotiations that will build our Glorious Bridge to Victory in June ... errrr November !!

JUST IN - - - 'Newsweek 12may08' reports that after 2 years of figiting in her pew, OOOOpra Dumped Rev Wright as her Spiritual Guru on account of the parson's "Tone" (as well as how her $$$$ ratings might be affected were Any Body to Catch Wind of the Sunday Morning Rantings.

Can not the Very Reverend Wright see what a Comical Figure he cuts as he's Spitin Fire outta all his Orifice's during his Stage Shows ??? - - - - And that flamboyant "flagless" (cough, cough) uniform he displays himself in. - - - Quite a Fashion Fiend is He.

But the bottom question becomes ---- that if OOOOprah could size this Cartoon up in 2 years of what it took 20 years for Barry to figure out - - - does not this mean she is more fitting than he to head the ticket this fall ??

. . . I see

but I may be wrong ----

COWHEADSOUP: "Pablo? ..."

SENOR LOBROMISTA: "Si, Si, Senor Sopa ?"

COWHEADSOUP: "One ought to pause & wonder about the quality and seed of a man's education, indeed, his inteligimence, when he forever refers to an adversary as an idealogue of a 'Left Wing Think Tank' ..."

SENOR LOBROMISTA: "Lo Siento, Senor Sopa"

COWHEADSOUP: "I trust then that we won't have to discuss this matter again ..... Comprende?

SENOR LOBROMISTA: "Uhh, ..... Yup"

Whaddah Bow-Wow

an hour or so ago i came across a fresh anna badkhen posting whose thread was immediately Shut Down when a contributor noted an alternative view at :

www.michaelyon-online.com

Said badkin thereafter reposted the present posting along a similar vein.

QUESTION: Isn't a rather adolescent reaction to believe that Salon Readers aren't Schmart enough to handle alternative opinions ??

Intellectuals are generally characterized by their ability to seek out all viewpoints before coming to a conclusion.

Watch Amy Goodman's digest of the day's news ---- alongside a Fox News talking head --- subscribe to both the Liberal Opinion Weekly with the Conservative Chronicle weekly. Thereafter your opinion -- or vote --- will count for something.

- - -EVERYTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS.

- Sharyar

ever heard of reagan democrats ?? -- the silent majority ??

Bubba Clinton only won because he was a Bubba

all other Democratic Pretenders have bit de dust

what's to wonder ??

PROF. HEINEY VON SCHMARTIPANZ: "Guten tag, kinderle."

SALON LEUTE: "... whelping ... bleating ... whining ... sniveling ... pontificating ... flagellating ... "

PROF. HEINEY VON SCHMARTIPANZ: "Was ist all der Laerm?"

SALON LEUTE: "... more whelping ... louder bleating ... pathetiker whining ... wusser sniveling ... weider pontificating ... stinkier flagellating ... "

PROF. HEINEY VON SCHMARTIPANZ: "Da ist viel dummes gerede in dieser klasse. ---

[the prize student in the front row wildly raises both hands and both arms]

PROF. HEINEY VON SCHMARTIPANZ: "Ja, Ja -- Yooz Gotz Ze Kwest'chun, Herr Kuh-Koff ??

KUH-KOFF SOPPE: "Ja, Ja -- I dooz haz undt Quess'chun"

PROF. HEINEY VON SCHMARTIPANZ: "VELL !!! VATS IST EETES, DUMKOFF?"

KUH-KOFF SOPPE: (beading sweat) "HEH !! -- ihr habt mich beleidgt ..."

PROF. HEINEY VON SCHMARTIPANZ: "grrrrr ... Raus, Raus !!"

KUH-KOFF SOPPE: "Profethssthor ?? Vas ist undt BIGGOTMEISTER? -- in einglish, dankashen"

PROF. HEINEY VON SCHMARTIPANZ: (wincing, sniffing, fondling goatee) "hmmmmm?, vell, bigot, bigot? okie-dokie" ...

"BIGOT: 1) A person who is uterly INTOLERANT of any DIFFERING creed, BELIEF, or OPINION [random house dictionary of the english language]" --

"INTOLERANT" 1) 'Not Respecting BELIEFS, OPINIONS, usages, manners, etc. DIFFERING from one's own."[random house dictionary of the english language]"

"BIGOTRY: The condition of a bigot. Obstinate and unenlightened attachment to a particular creed, OPINION, system or party. {OED 2nd edition, 31 vols. ... doesn't mention vhich party}

KUH-KOFF SOPPE: "Dommo Arigato, Heiney-Sama"

SALON LEUTE: "... Nein, nein --- wir sind dumm Bigots !!"

MEFISTOPHELES: (shoots a spitball into Cow Head Soup's left ear). -- "Herr Kuh-Koff !! Geh in die Hoelle ! ! ! ! !"

KUH-KOFF SOPPE: "quack, quack, quack ...."

PROF. HEINEY VON SCHMARTIPANZ: "Nun, Raus mit euch!!"