the absolute finest travel book ever penned on south america is john gimlette's "AT THE TOMB OF THE INFLATABLE PIG" --- even leaves everything Theroux ever writ in the dust.

- - - that his proclivities toward the opposing sex is rather mediocre.

Whadda BOW-WOW ! ! !

- - and whadda waste of the taxpayers' monies ---

the absolute worst wastage I've seen in my 12 years of government investigations.

(* a hush falls over the audiance as a blubbery white slob stands up to pose a question to the speaker *)

JOE SCHMUCK: "If'n ya donts knows what's been saaid & goin on in yer own church the past 20 yeers -- how's yo g'wona know whats goin on in de white House ?"

BARRY O'BLARNEY: "No - No - Please, I SWEAR !! I neva paid attention to that whacko-slimeball --- Neva even thought he thunk those thoughts --- Reeeealy !! --- Rev Ike was MY Man --- C'mon, Gimme anudder chance, Purrrty Pweeeze"

MISSHELL O'BLARNEY: "C'mon Hunny --- Let's hightails it outta here --- I told ya's these Honkies wern't gwonna let us into their the white House. --- I am now no longer proud of ANYTHINGS abouts this country -- Nuthin"

BARRY O'BLARNEY: (crossing himself) "Yeah, but isn't Pride the Devil's closest friend? -- You should ....."

SALLY SCHMUCK: "C'mon Deary --- Lets go vote fer Senator McClean & Condoleasor Rice"

JOE SCHMUCK: "I'm wit you Sweetie -- O'Blarney's gots LOOZER writ all over his Mug"

(* a mass exodus empties the hall in a blink o' time *)

They're just g'wona sit her up there on that bobbing stool seat over the tub of water and chuck balls at her & the gong bell for weeks leading up to the election.

She'll be all made up in her floppy Clown outfit with big Weepy cosmetic tears painted down her cheeks to draw the weepy sympathy voters to her losing cause. {did anybody notice that Frau Klinton looks exactly, precisely what a Clown without makeup looks like?).

And who will forget the historical "comeback night" when the Frau went up to New Hampshire on Primary Eve balling her eyes out because the Meanies in Iowa - - - hurt her feelings ! ! !

Can anyone imagine her getting drilled & sitting in a chair before the Russian, Chinese or Iranian Meanies ? ?

and barry obama ? ? Egads ! ! --- the young twit has a green resume that hardly qualifies him to head the Department of Commerce.

Where does the Democrat Party come up with these Loozers ? ?

For 30 years the Party leaders could have drafted Ralph Nader, a man who has always fought for the values of the common people against special interest money in Washington (precisely why the Democrat Party leadership have tried to silence him --- he's not one who will be controled by puppet stings -- which is how McCain got the Elephanticket).

His knowledge and command of the issues place him in the forefront of political discourse. Nader truly advocated a No-show in Iraq while Obama & Klinton were blubbering out of the sides of their mouths --- He engineered the Freedom of Information Act nearly singlehandedly --- His resume is very very long --- and can be found at www.votenader.org site.

His book (2007) "The Seventeen Traditions" shows what seperates him from the 2 Clowns now heading the race.

The Democrat's only chance in November will be a Draft Nader vote in Denver.

It's clear by now that either Klinton or Obama will get their faces creamed by McCain on election day. He is an annapolis student who studied Lao Tsu & Claustewitz and understands that ALL elections have been decided by who controls the center.

A McCain-Rice ticket will beat the blistered Obamans or Klintonians --- that much is klear to any with Eyes to See.