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Saturday, August 9, 2008 06:05 PM

WHADDAH LITTLE JERK ! - - -

Lookie here, ya little jerk, Nobody out here in "Out There Land" gives a Flame about your messing around whilst your wifey is home doing your dirty laundry ...

That'sa entirely up to you & your personal sense of honesty to inform her about it BEFORE you go and get yer Jolly-Ha-Ha's with some Slime-Ball who, by the by, also didn't have the moral timber or courtesy to notify the sick wifey first - - -

Afterall, this IS the "Informantion Age" - - in the national aftershocks of chapaquidick, gary hart's love-boat, watergate, wyoming toilet dumpsters, etc, etc - - what ?? - - ya didn't think Nobodies was payin attention ?? ... idiot !! ... creep !!

If Yours is a Union based on Honesty, Said-Wifey will ruminate over the Facts & make up her own mind to take the Options you've offered up for her. Frau Klinton reportedly caved with a "S'okay, Mine Poor Little Bubba ... I understands. I was just too busy in the kitchen baking cookies for Chelsea"

However . . . . if YOU are a Sneaky Little Milquetoasted Coward who doesn't believe in "Information" being up & up with yer sick wifey .... then be a Gentleman .... or at the very least, a Man. Have a separtation ... go & Do It !! .... THEN ask for a Reconcilation. If she Love's Ya ... she'll be all Smiley over yer Honesty, ... honestly !!

The bubble-headed Slime-Ball can deal with her own Demons after Said-Wifey's Funeral - - - as her Flesh continues to droop & decompose with age.

But what ticks most of us Normal People in "Out There Land" has far less to do with Puritan-Prudery than with General Lies and Out & Out Deceit.

Afterall . . . what can you expect us Normal People to believe anything you're Mumbling or Babbling about if the Heartfelt 'Truths' pledged to your Wifey, Daughters, $$$ Contributors, et al, is . . . . B.S. -- (Bubba Stuff) ??

'Cause, as soon as you begin blubbering out your Heartfelt Politics to your Fans & Foes in the Crowds, they'll have the "Information" necessary to make an Intelligent Decision as to how you'll fit into Amerika's Greatest Den of Liars & Thieves . . . Capitol Hill & Penna. Avenue.

Remembers - - - Most Normal People cared very little about Bubba's getting his Jolly-Ha-Ha's off with that Famously Fat, Ugly Little Girl in the Beret.

What got The Normal People Nuclear-Pissed was the fact that after the Korporate 'bottom-line' Media AND Vast Right Wing Conspirators got the ever-predictable Royal Whiff of Bubba's Shennanigans, - - he Wimped Out Big-Time . . . . Lying to The Frau ... to Poor Little Chelsea who deified him . . . to the Offal Office TV Camera Crew ... to the Courts & Judges .... AND to Everybody on the Planet .... month after month after month after year after year .... and at Our Expense !!! $$$ Millions !!! .... He coulda just fessed up & taken it like a Man.

Actually I liked Bubba ... he was a Funny Guy ... he was a Funny President. - - But, hey, ... he was also a Jerk.

And all them Feminists who went Nuclear over Bush Senoir's 1992 Election remark about having his people go out and ".... Kick a Little Fanny" (in ref to Geraldine Ferraro) ... then turned about & DEFENDED Bubba ... by dismissing the whole affair being only about 'sex' .... well ..... they're Jerks too ... only far stupider than Bubba Klinton. You can read all about it in the history textbooks.

Friday, August 8, 2008 05:51 PM
Original article: Ciao for now

UUUMMMMMM - - -

HAVE A NICE LIFE

Friday, August 8, 2008 03:50 PM

WHADDAH LITTLE JERK ! - - -

Lookie here, ya little jerk, Nobody out here in "Out There Land" gives a Flame about your messing around whilst your wifey is home doing your dirty laundry ...

And that'sa entirely up to you to inform her about it BEFORE you go and get yer Jolly-Ha-Ha's with some Slime-Ball who didn't have the courtesy to notify the wifey first.

This IS the "Informantion Age". If its a union based on honesty, Said wifey will make up her own mind to take the options you've offered up for her. Frau Klinton reportedly caved with a "S'okay, Bubba ... I understands"

But . . . . if you are a Sneaky Little Milquetoasted Coward who doesn't believe in "Information" being up & up .... then be a Gentleman .... or at the very least, a Man. Have a separtation ... go & Do It .... then ask for a Reconcilation. If she Love's Ya ... she'll be all Smiley over yer Honesty, ... honestly !!

The bubble-headed Slime-Ball can deal with her own demons as her Flesh continues to droop & decompose with age.

What ticks most of us Normal People in "Out There Land" has far less to do with Puritan-Prudery than with General Lies and Out & Out Deceit.

Afterall . . . what can you expect us Normal People to believe if the Heartfelt 'Truths' to your wifey & daughters, et al, is B.S. ?? ----

Cause, as soon as you begin blubbering out your Heartfelt Politics to your Fans in the Crowds, they'll have the Information necessary to make an Intelligent decision as to how you'll fit in Amerika's Greatest Den of Liars & Thieves.

Most Normal People cared little about Bubba's getting his Jolly-Ha-Ha's off with that Famously Fat, Ugly young girl in the Beret.

What got the Normal People Nuclear-Pissed was the fact that after the Media & Vast Right Wing Conspirators got a royal whiff of Bubba's Shennanigans, he Wimped Out Big-Time . . . . Lying to The Frau ... to his Poor Little Daughter . . . to the Offal Office TV Camera Crew ... to the Courts & Judges .... to Everybody on the Planet .... month after month after year after year .... at Our Expense !!! millions !!! .... He coulda just fessed up & taken it like a Man.

I liked Bubba ... he was a Funny President. But he was also a Jerk.

And all them Feminists who went Nuclear over Bush Senoir's 1992 Election remark about having his people go out and ".... kick a Little Fanny" (in ref to Geraldine Ferraro) ... then turned about & defended Bubba by dismissing the whole affair being only about 'sex' .... well ..... they're Jerks too.

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