SUZI MALIVEAUXXU: "Senator Oblama could you give us the skinny on what this election is all about?"

BARRY OBLAMA: (looks up to the heavenly stage lights with a big wide grin) "Well Suzi, its mostly just about Peace, Love and Brotherhood among Our People"

FRAU KLINTON: (Bug-Eyed & Spittin Fire) "OUR PEOPLE? -- You left out the Sisterhood, you Little Twirp"

SUZI MALIVEAUXXU: (with a hard-brow smile) "Is that your rebuttle, Miz Klinton?"

FRAU KLINTON: "Don't you start on me, Sister, or I'll give yas a mouth of bloody chicklettes"

WUFFY: (wiping his glasses) "Please, please, Ladies --- if we could just get on with The Show." --- (winks at the Frau, turns to Oblama)-- "Barry, Boy you really canned up there in New England, didn't ya. Are you ready to concede? I mean, really.

BARRY OBLAMA: "S'cuse Me? -- The Frau & her Bubba weren't exactly playing up & up with the People up Yonder"

FRAU KLINTON: "Nah, nah, nah --- Are you saying I was just faking those heartfelt tears on Election Eve in order to purloin the Bubblehead votes in Oprah's Famous Weepy Audience from you? Is that yer implication, Bub?

BARRY OBLAMA: (ignores the Frau while bulleting eyes at Wuffy) "All I wish to opine in passing is that Our Sister Condoleaser wouldena pouted over a "Gotcha" from some little snickering turd in the press corps". (flashes teeth at the audience) "And if your not up to handling a few questions from the Press, what are you gonna do when Chaiman Who, Comrade Pukein and that Looney-Tune Persian Notzie all start breathing down yer neck? ---- Gonna start squealing and whelping like a Sissy to them too? Huh? Are Ya? Are Ya?

FRAU KLINTON: (with starry-eyed White House Dreams of cuckholding Hubby-Bubba) "huh, what was the question?"

BANANA DASH: (turns to Senator Yahoo) "Senator, we've not heard from you all night, what are your feelings about the Frau's fortitude and her pledge to redefine a Man's Job?"

EDDIE YAHOO: (nodding awake and squinting from his slumber) "Huh, wha ? -- Oh, yeah, her. --- Hey, did anabody ever notice that Frau Klinton looks exactly what a Clown looks like without makeup?"

BANANA DASH: "Ohhhh !! That is such a mean-spirited, sexist poke at ---

EDDIE YAHOO: (cuts in) "And there is something positively skeletal about your own mug, Madam, that lingers long after the telly's been turned off"

BANANA DASH: "Oh, you Hick !! --- You just wait till the Sisters storm the bastille and -- and --- and -- Oh !! I just hate not having been born a Man !!! (plops down on the floor and begins feverishly sucking her thumb)

EDDIE YAHOO: (shoots a spitball in the Frau's eye) "Yuck, yuck, yuck"

BUBBA KLINTON: "Bingo !! That was a gud'n Yahoo, Yuck, Yuck, Gimme that straw, Boy.

WUFFY: (to audience) "Well ladies and gentlemen, that about wraps it up for this evening's Big Show. -- Happy Voting, y'all"