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Friday, March 27, 2009 12:24 PM

i think palin underestimates the commitment of the McCain staff to prayer

I have no doubt that most members of the McCain staff were praying their butts off every time Palin opened her mouth.

Friday, March 27, 2009 06:16 PM

more rightwingnut oral reflexes masquerading as speech with content

so, the only thing stopping terrorists from ramming planes which they are in into buildings, is the fear of the death penalty?

Friday, March 27, 2009 06:26 PM

Must be the fault of socialized medicine that Ms. Richardson declined to wear a helmet while participating in a dangerous sport.

And you know without a doubt that if they legislated helmets for skiers, which would absolutely eliminate all these low speed crash deaths (as distinct from ramming a tree at 60 mph), the rightwingnuts would be whining about the nanny state.

“Helmets, although they do not prevent concussion, have a virtually 100 percent record of preventing skull fractures,” Dr. Cantu said. “Had she been wearing a helmet,” he said of Ms. Richardson, “she would have been alive.” http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/26/fashion/26helmet.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=skiing%20helmets&st=cse

Friday, March 27, 2009 06:33 PM

and another thing

the grid is already stretched too thin at peak on a hot summer day. if that peak can be shaved a bit thinner, then the utilities can put off the expensive upgrade of the grid for a while.

i don't know about you guys, but my electric company came around a year or two ago and offered people some bucks to install a gadget on their central AC at home which allows them to remotely shut it down for like half an hour on weekday afternoons on a rolling basis, thus cutting the peak load with minimal impact on anybody.

Monday, March 30, 2009 11:10 AM
Original article: Taking in the trash

best place and time

around med schools or law schools around graduation day. they're putting their days of scrimping behind them and you can find things like printers which have never been out of their box.

Monday, March 30, 2009 11:16 AM

well to play devil's advocate

for one thing, there are alternatives to buying detroit product, which include superior products which are also made in america.

however, with wall st., we're pretty much stuck with their crappy products because there's no other game in town.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 07:00 PM

guess what?

chicken butt.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 07:19 PM
Original article: This Modern World

if you're not too big too fail

then you're too small to succeed. it's one or the other. zero sum.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009 09:00 PM

the same company did these?

http://www.conceptcarz.com/vehicle/z699/Oldsmobile-Aerotech.aspx

http://www.popularmechanics.com/automotive/reader_rides/4293188.html?page=7

Wednesday, April 1, 2009 09:08 PM

bullies always whine a lot

and folks who feel they don't have the strength to be individuals become fascists who parrot talking points from blogs and talk radio hosts.

Thursday, April 2, 2009 07:37 PM
Original article: Ask the pilot

???

even i know what to do when the shaker kicks in, and i've never been in the cockpit of a plane in my life.

Sunday, April 5, 2009 07:56 PM
Original article: Dory, 66

some folks can't make a relationship work

but i've come to the conclusions that other folks can't make a breakup work.

Monday, April 6, 2009 11:01 PM
Original article: Much ado about Levi

make it stop make it stop

wish it into the cornfield, wish the whole thing into the cornfield, tyra banks too....

Monday, April 6, 2009 11:09 PM

Those who cannot spell Kellermann

are doomed to spout idiocies about some nonexistent guy named Kellerman in public forever.

Seriously, if you google Kellerman and guns, you'll find out what a horrible guy he is. But if you google Kellermann and guns, he seems to have done a much better job on his research.

A lovely demonstration of evolution via mutation and sympatric speciation in action.

Monday, April 6, 2009 11:13 PM
Original article: Bush Shaving: The Musical!

"I hate shaving, but I shave because I want to be an attractive woman and I don't want people to throw stones at me in the street."

Me too. except i'm a guy. and i'm referring to my face.

Monday, April 6, 2009 11:51 PM

why point at government as though it were special in its ineptitude?

when i followed the link to the nation, the article there was accompanied by an ad link, extolling the virtues of clean coal. i think that's about as close to what the author of that article had in mind as getting the paper industry to burn more diesel is close to what the authors of the legislation in question had in mind. bureaucracy and its related illnesses are endemic in all organizations, not just government.

Thursday, April 9, 2009 08:58 PM
Original article: The veggie burger diet scam

this just in

researchers discover that carnivorism among teens may be a way of disguising a diet staggeringly high in saturated fats and sodium, leading to serious disabling circulatory disorders way too early in life.

Monday, April 20, 2009 10:46 AM

you forgot one

other people coming to you for "advice", i.e. doing their work for them; if they're from your immediate group, then you may get a fleeting pat on the head from your manager (probably not). if they're from another group, though, you have the happy choice of agreeing and finding yourself becoming a permanent resource for another department at the cost of your own time and with them accruing all the career and paycheck benefit, or refusing at which point all of a sudden management will take notice and you will be penalized for not being a team player.

Monday, April 20, 2009 05:33 PM

worse than that!

another equally reliable source said the banks are failing as he stumbled by me on the street, right between saying that the CIA was beaming instructions into his head and that ice creams doesn't have any bones.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 06:13 PM

to build on an idea from the daily show

if the element of surprise is so important in torture so that the enemy can't prepare for it, you have to wonder why they'd waterboard the same guy a couple of hundred times.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 08:32 PM

the ticking baby argument

ok, what if a terrorist had written the location of the nuclear time bomb on a piece of paper and had a baby swallow it, and you didn't have any way to get to it except tear the baby apart with your fingernails and teeth? I suppose you damn liberals with your stupid moral absolutes against tearing a baby apart with your teeth would let the bomb go off?

And what if a terrorist had a hidden WMD he would set off unless you wrote to the white house and called Obama an Uncle Tom? I suppose you wouldn't hurt his feelings just because it was morally wrong, even if it cost the life of everyone in Wasilla Alaska?

Umm, lemme see... Oh I got one. What if a terrorist threatened to set off a bomb only if you made a left turn without signalling? Or maybe if you saw a terrorist shoplifting in Walmart and you knew he'd set off the nuke if you told the manager?

see, you have to be really adaptable to deal with terrorism.

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