Dear Stupid,

Well here you are again, dogging me around, the anonymous sniper who I punched in the mouth and he got his feelings so hurt that he began to cry and now he can't let it go. I can tell by your semi-literate writing style and your repeated use of "Look it up" that you are the same cowardly half-wit from a couple of other threads.

Calling me a "dickhead" and Jenkins a "fucktard" simply points to how pathetic, self-loathing and miserable you are. Why don't you actually pony up a $35 Premium membership and stick with one name instead of hiding behind 12 different aliases. You've got more personalities than Sybil.

I don't care to indulge your ignorance of tort law, but if you have any legal citations, briefs, or recent case law on civil action pertaining to the subject at hand, then I think it is incumbent upon you to "look it up" and post the results. But you won't. You wouldn't know at which end of a law library index system or Lexus search to begin.

And yes, stupid people should not breed. You are an object lesson for all to see.

He thinks he's soooo clever, sitting up til 1 a.m. waiting for the Monday strip to appear. Then going through the process of viewing the advertising and clicking through until he gets to post his little snot wad. To what effect? Nobody cares.

Memo to "You can look it up": These wasted minutes of your life add up. You don't get them back. All this time and energy you waste here brings you one step closer to old age and the big dirt nap. And that tickles me.

Rave on, you moron.

That all the "Snowflake" babies standing behind Bush at the Dog and Pony show were WHITE?

I'm just wondering how Bush's base would react if 400,000 black "snowflakes" were standing behind Bush. Those stem cells would disappear faster than a snowflake in July.

You better stop that shit.

Now we not only get to fight them there so we won't have to fight them here, but we now get to fight them there, and there, and there. Brilliant.

Keep the Republicans in charge? Are they in charge? In charge of what, perpetual chaos?

Poor Tony. It's hard work in his new job. It was so much easier when he was a pretend newsman at FOX "news." Back then, he didn't have to think twice about flinging polarizing rhetoric any way he liked. He could dish it out over the cable and there would be no blowback.

Those were the good old days. It must be so frustrating for him now to have to measure each and every niggling little word lest he be questioned by a bunch of ankle-biting reporters and pundits.

Back at FOX, if he accused Democrats of championing the murder of innocent little snowflake babies, his boss would have sent him an "attaboy" memo. So Tony's feelings must be hurt when instead of a pat on the head, he gets an ass-chewing from his new boss and has to be humiliated before millions of viewers for being a boob.

When James Carville said in 1992, "it's the economy, stupid," it was fresh and funny.

Hillary's petty theft of Carville's line came off as forced and insincere, pretty much like her whole personality. She's a cold calculating hyena who would do or say anything to be elected. Anyone who can't see through her is blind.

If the Democrats run Hillary for president in 2008 you can count on another eight years of Republicans in the White House.

Oh gosh, oh golly, I really do have more important things to do than to speculate about the vague meanings of words like civil and war. As I've said before there are known knowns, in other words there are things we know we know. And there are known unknowns, in other words there are things we know we don't know. And of course, there are unknown unknowns and gosh darn it, golly gee whiz, those are the darnedest things for naysayers to focus on right now when there are so many other ... well, you know. And I've said from the begining that Iraq was going to be untidy. And by untidy, I mean things are not going to be very nice and ... well, tidy, if you get my meaning. There will be times when things look tidy, and times when things look untidy, but golly gee whiz, the negativity! Oh my! You know I thought about the words civil war last night for a few minutes. Who can really say it's a civil war or not? I mean, some people are going to say it is, and others will say it isn't. Golly gee, gosh darn, aw shucks.