Letters posted here are associated with the following Salon Premium Member:

James T. Kirk

Published Letters: 553
Editor's Choice: 3

Friday, August 1, 2008 10:27 AM

We should ban elective orthopedic surgery too

Because no matter how many patches you give that 40 year old shoulder, you're not going to the beach volleyball games at the Olympics and it would be cruel to set you up for that crushing disappointment. What with being a weak minded woman and all.

Friday, August 1, 2008 10:29 AM

the 1980's called

they want their fad back.

Friday, August 1, 2008 10:39 AM
Original article: Carnage at General Motors

Only the third worst loss for GM

Keep that in mind. All superlatives aside, they've worse, twice. Anyway only about 9% of the total cost of production is labor. So even if GM implodes it won't account for that many direct jobs. The upstream channel will suffer for sure however.

Remember that Chrysler is no longer a public company. American motors went away a long time ago. As did all the other US brands like Packard, Studebaker, Kaiser, and so on.

If GM becomes a subsidiary of Fiat or Tata or Cherry, so what? As it is, it will probably just devolve into GMC, Cadillac and Chevy brands alone. They will jettison Saab, Hummer, Pontiac. Saturn will probably get forced into Chevy.

Friday, August 1, 2008 10:44 AM

I love iMuffs.

A real headset that allows me to answer the phone while I'm listening to something else. Otherwise having the bud sticking out my ear doing nothing is just a G-Thug fashion accessory.

Friday, August 1, 2008 10:47 AM

So War Room has to defend Nas now?

That's awesome. Rich San Fran Faux Hippies fighting for the massive record companies against The Man.

Friday, August 1, 2008 10:48 AM

Maybe they should be killed

Like Glenn Greenwald's Great Blue Dog Pogrom.

Friday, August 1, 2008 10:50 AM

He is possibly the least inspiring candidate in a hundred years

I have heard more stirring speeches on CSPAN coverage of the Congressional committee hearings into citrus fruit regulations. Someone should make McCain smoke crack to get him to wake up.

Friday, August 1, 2008 10:55 AM

Derbig Mooser

Thank you Mr Greenwald for your seventh straight posting of that snippet. My post was about how, in essence, it's self serving to claim that all these dark conspiracies are real w/o once ever producing any real evidence regarding them.

I know, heady stuffy, my mistake. I'm sorry if that was offensive, inflammatory or in any way a violation of the rules of the road here. I will endeavor to only agree with the majority opinion and champion it strenuously from here on in.

Friday, August 1, 2008 11:00 AM

They weren't actually telling you how to vote

They were telling you how your vote could be against their interests and by implication yours too. I sometimes get pretty sick of the hyperbole of feigned outrage.

Anyway don't more than half of Americans stay home? What makes you think the slackers at Wal*Mart get out and vote more than average?

Friday, August 1, 2008 11:57 AM

Mooser

I....am....a....mindless....zombie

braaaaaaaiiinnnnsssssss

Friday, August 1, 2008 03:31 PM
Original article: Carnage at General Motors

Labor costs @ GM are about 8 or 9% of the total production cost

When variable rate labor gets too expensive they are replaced by robots. Direct labor is a smaller component than benefits overhang for current and former employees. But the basic problem was, if anyone bothered to spend 10 seconds and check, that their sales dropped almost 20%. Auto sales don't have wide margins so a 20% sales drop in one qtr is huge.

Friday, August 1, 2008 03:33 PM

that's the thorn that sticks in your craw the deepest

Cmon fess up. It's like telling you you have a small penis AND you have an ugly baby. Obama doesn't walk on water? That's unpossible. Let's kill that messenger.

Friday, August 1, 2008 03:35 PM

Gozer

Chew you out? No, caress you tonguewise until you scream.

Friday, August 1, 2008 10:08 PM
Original article: Bridesmaid revisited

I can hardly wait to see what that harpy turns into

"Women go crazy on their wedding day"

Bullshit.

Crazy ass psychobitch high maintenance harpies are crazy on their wedding day AS WELL. A good retort to that torrent of insane demands would be "At least we BOTH don't have to fuck the groom much longer."

Friday, August 1, 2008 10:12 PM
Original article: The word from an "Obamacon"

Don't worry Republican, they don't even like other Democrats

They'll take your vote. But soon enough, a Quisling is a Quisling. They're the first ones lined up and shot. I mean if you're not going to be loyal to your own revolution how can they trust you with theirs?

Friday, August 1, 2008 10:19 PM

Jack Ryan must be weeping in his scotch

Jack Ryan was the Republican incumbent who had a lock on the Senate seat contested by Obama. But silly Jack overestimated the anger of his Hollywood hottie Jerri Ryan (7 of 9, Star Trek) who, in their divorce filing noted that he had repeatedly pressured her into group sex, swingers clubs, public sex, wife swapping, etc. etc. At that point the election was over for Ryan and Obama walked to victory and a national stage custom made for him.

So maybe he's not the messiah, but it's awfully Biblical, isn't it? And by Biblical I mean tawdry and accidental.

Friday, August 1, 2008 10:21 PM

So ok

Salon gave up reporting news a long time ago. Then it gave up 'journalism' and became a blog. Now it's just a 'critique' of sorts of the reactions of loons to YouTube videos.

Good Job. Relevant. Fresh. Dead On.

Friday, August 1, 2008 10:23 PM
Original article: The old John McCain

It is kind of funny

That the Democrats win when they adopt most of the policies of the GOP. And that just pisses off the GOP worse than losing in the first place. The really funny part this time is McCain seems too addled to even notice that.

Friday, August 1, 2008 10:27 PM
Original article: Feminism via soap opera?

Then you'll complain your husbands loaf in front of the TV

hanging with your girlfriends. I think women are much more enamored of the idea of a gentle sensitive supportive mate than the reality of it. After all, who'd be left to scold and micromanage?

Saturday, August 2, 2008 05:55 AM

Well sure,

Everyone knows Oprah is the second coming.

Saturday, August 2, 2008 05:57 AM

Kazoos playing Ludvig van

Or the all banjo white boy orchestra.

Saturday, August 2, 2008 07:19 AM
Original article: Feminism via soap opera?

Maybe its the effect of entering the middle class

As incomes rise couples tend to have fewer children. But I understand that 'middle class' is a dirty word around here.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 03:44 PM
Original article: The oil price puzzle

The Saudis cant afford less

It's social welfare state where essentially NO Saudis work. Almost their entire productive economy is outsourced to foreign labor. At best there is 40% real unemployment when you add up no jobs and government no-show jobs. The population is exploding it is scheduled to double in 30 years. Given that the government represents more than 60% of the economy and oil is 80%+ of the economy, and there is no effort to create jobs or education for the men let alone the women, I'd say that you folks cheering for high oil prices are underwriting the permanent cradle to grave jobless social welfare nanny state for the Saudis. It would chaos if the well pampered Saudis suddenly didn't have those supports. Then you'd have to run articles blaming America for that for a whole week.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 03:46 PM

The TV I can use for at least a year

Some high maintenance surgically altered chick would not last that long. Even if she could open a bottle with her Kegels.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 03:47 PM

I have to blame Israel and Walmart for this one

Sorry, those are the rules.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 03:50 PM
Original article: Fool's gold

If you are Chinese

Just keep demanding do-overs until you win. China is the new affirmative action.

Most Active Letters Threads

542

The crazy, irrational beliefs of Muslims

Tom Friedman explains the real problem: stupid Muslims think the U.S. is about war and aggression.
473

Obama's exceedingly familiar justifications for escalation

The "new" approach to Afghanistan touted by White House officials seems quite old
434

The face of rotted Washington

Evan Bayh demands more debt-financed war - fought by others - while boasting that he's a stern "deficit hawk."
199

Bigotry wins in Switzerland

By voting to ban the construction of minarets, Switzerland apes the most extreme intolerance in the Muslim world
143

Mike Huckabee's fatally bad judgment

Brutality by another Huck-pardoned criminal suggests the 2012 GOP hopeful listened more to pastors than prosecutors

View all »

Letters Help

Currently in Salon