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XJS AND ME

Published Letters: 249

  • TO: XANUDADDY HITMAN

    [Read the article: Ask the pilot]
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    The lift "thingies" of which you so elloquently misspeak are either ailerons, flaps on vernal generators.

    "Thingie" & "foom", huh?

    I gather you do NOT play hockey.lol

  • SOMETHING I THINK WE ALL SHARE

    [Read the article: Perino watch, again]
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    I'm a guy.

    I enjoy the sight of an attractive woman.

    In my 68 years, I've met a lot of attractive women.

    Some are always attractive.

    Some are attractive till they open their mouths.

    This one becomes intantly unatractive as soon as she opens her liehole.

    Yes, liehole, NOT piehole.

    I have had some success in renaming her.

    My frineds seem to agree with calling her

    DANA PIRHANA

  • WE ALREADY HAVE A PHONY PRESS SUCKRETARY

    [Read the article: Why not a phony press secretary, too?]
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    DANA PIRHANA

  • OH, HARRY!! OH, HARRY CONNNNNNNNNICK!!

    [Read the article: Band on the run in New Orleans]
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    Where are you when "your" hometown needs you??

    We all KNOW that Daddy was a cop & D.A. and that is an automatic warning to NOT expect decency for minorities however, have you ever had a legitimate interest in promoting NOLA other than getting de white man's money??

    You have made a lot of money off of being from NOLA.

    Do you feel any moral debt or, is that not what a rich white man feels?

    If you are a man whose sac is NOT empty, let us know you by your actions FOR the REAL people of NOLA.

    C'mon, Harry. Get out here and blow in a second line.

    BTW-I'm a fairly well off fly white guy so, know from where I'm calling you out.

  • Lestat1

    [Read the article: My husband is groping my sister]
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    Very well thought out comments.

    As opposed to those who seem to have head wounds from their jerking knees,there are OTHER issues besides her husband being a "man".

    I hope she doesn't listen to those kinds.

    This seems to be a basketful of issues and, you have delineated them very well.

    no, I don't want anything in return.lol

  • SPENDING TOO LONG IN THE BACK SEAT OF A PRIUS IS CALLED

    [Read the article: Who needs a Prius anyway?]
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    priapism

  • READ 'EM ALL BEFORE POSTING BUTT,

    [Read the article: Linguists: "Moist" makes women cringe]
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    allie, you totally cracked me up with:

    "Re: moist and female arousal. Unless you have a medical condition, if you're a woman, your genitals are ALWAYS moist. Internal lubrication is necessary, or women would make squeaking noises like balloons being rubbed together when they walked. Why pick on moist, and not more overt words like "sticky" or "creamy"?"

    I couldn't type for a while and didn't even try to pick up my coffee cup.

    That was en exceptionally great turn of phrase.

    Thank you.

    On to my poist, er, post.lol

    I visited a friend a couple of weeks ago who I hadn't seen in several years.

    I stayed at her luxurious apt and, we had a good time together.

    When we went to bed and began to "pick up where we left off", we both began to laugh.

    She said, "You know, we always did laugh together during sex."

    She's a lady as opposed to a "braod', etc.

    She's also feminine rather than a feminist.

    I doubt whther the women who cannot deal with "moist" have these qualities.

    A for myself, when I hear or envision the word moist in relation to a woman, it instils a positive and gentle feeling in me.

    It is so absolutely obvious that, those who cannot/will not/refuse to deal with the word "moist", choose to see it that way and are immature in many other aspects of their person.

    As for "panties", I know women who use that word while I also knowe others who prefer "underwear".

    Hmmm, I wonder whether they prefer mine?lol

    I'll forward this discussion to my female friends and have no doubt that they will reply with, "what's wrong with those angry women?"

    I posted in another place a few months ago and used the terrible un-allowede word "ladies".

    I got some really neurotic responses about using it while the majority of the other posters said they enjoyed being called a lady.

    The ones who stated clearly that they preferred being called a lady were older ladies, er, women.

    Obviously there is much to be said fro growing up.

    Don't squeak, allie.lol

  • HARRY CONNICK JR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    [Read the article: Band on the run in New Orleans]
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    I snet an email to Connick's official site about this.

    NOT ONE LOUSY WORD.

    What a total phony.

    I am going to write about him to the Picayune.

  • SOMETHING KITEFLYER SAID

    [Read the article: If Britney Spears shouldn't be naked in front of her kids, what about me?]
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    "Britney's nudity wouldn't be a problem if her marriage was intact."

    There's much more to it than that.

    These so called "celebrities" are instant $$$$ for the websites and the other outlets who pander to the idiots who live for this sort of garbage.

    Look at the level of intelligence, awarenesss and maturity of the sort who "must have" this non-news.

    They are at the same elementary level as this quack dr phil and those who follow his drivel.

    We can't legitimately relate the LW's situation to Ms Spaniel(britany).

    The LW lives in the real world and is clearly aware.

    I strongly suspect that she is also aware of how much damage to a decent person's life the spying, prying do at every turn.

    The less we allow these interferers with no life of their own to know about our own lives, the better.

  • TO: philulm

    [Read the article: Hillary Clinton and the Mukasey bandwagon]
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    Right to the absolute core of the issue:

    "The most obvious reason Mukasey is unqualified for the job is because of who nominated him!"

    That was great.

    It also is correct when applied to any nomination the c/u/ makes.

    Every one of them MUST be voted down till the white house gets fumgated in Jan/09.

  • I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE

    [Read the article: I've always preferred "hoo-ha"]
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    for some of the best laughs I've had so far this week.

    That's all, folks.

  • Nobody to

    [Read the article: The war on whistle-blowers]
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    watch the watchers.

  • @MARK666

    [Read the article: Clapton is not God]
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    Damn you!!lol

    I lived in the Haight in '67 & '68.

    You just had to had to bring me back to those great fun days of walking into the Filmore, taking about three deep breaths and finding a place on the floor to listen to Janis, the Grape, Jimi and watch the light shows.

    Damn you, Mark.

    Thank you

    ^5!!