Letters to the Editor
Gwool
Published Letters: 366 Editor's Choice: 40
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Whatever Floats Your Boat ... But She Isn't Paddling Her Canoe, Now Is She?
[Read the article: Sexless and loving it]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I am not sure I could deal with Dawn's life choices. I am a little older than her, growing up on the tail end of the sexual revolution and heading into monotony -- uh, monogamy -- just as Aids was exploding onto the scene.
I therefore have little frame of reference for killer STDs. Herpes was about the worse thing I could contract. Other things were generally dealt with by a shot of penicillin or, in the case of crabs, a powder to flush the little bastards out of your groin area. (Flushing them out with a cigarette was also a reasonable past time while idled by the little buggers.) But now there are 25 years in the can having sex with the same person over, and over, and over, and over, and over.
It never gets old though. And if I wind up going a three or four days I can get really, reaalllllllllly C R A N K Y. Like Ali might say, my mood quickly turns blue if I can't spew the goo.
So this broad, eschewed Moses, wandered the desert fucking anything that moved, found God, and gave up sex and now life is all well and good while she and a good christian man do a chaste fan dance around one another.
As a life choice it ain't really one that would be up my alley, and I sure as hell wouldn't shell out cash or precious time to read her wheezy whine about her twisted little odyssey. We'd all be better served if she just taped a light to her head that flashed the word "DANGER" at us in red letters.
To each their own. Here's hoping this neurotic broad stays far, far away from me.
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Losing Credibility
[Read the article: Cinema to savor]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]The fact this broad omitted "Little Miss Sunshine" from the list leaves me questioning her entire opinion piece.