We have oldsters dithering in the columns section of Salon. Do you know what the average age of a Salon reader is, Keillor you old fart? Go back to your rocking chair and your Royal #10. Clickety-clack, ding.

We have a choice between a disgusting old man, and a disgusting older man. Both with the same mental disease. What a choice.

"We have a choice between a disgusting old man, and a disgusting older man. Both with the same mental disease. What a choice."

This is not a reference to Keillor, rather, McCain and Obama. Their disease is poly tics. Their heads are full of them. It turns a normal human being into a professional lyer that begs for attention. VOTE FOR ME. VOTE FOR ME. VOTE FOR ME. VOTE FOR ME. VOTE FOR ME. VOTE FOR ME. LOVE ME. LOVE ME. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

How sickening.

Here's a funny one: If the whole president thing does not work out, Kaine and Obama can do a TV show called Jethro and the Alien.

and Pelosi, et al are bastions of hyper intelligence... Here's some reality for you: Bush's approval rating hovering in the 20s. The democrat congress is in single digits. I can't stand any of them, but to suggest that the left is somehow more intelligent than anyone else is the essence of stupidity, that essence being rooted in denial.

Please left, right, and in-betweens, don't be stupid too. Tom got it wrong this time. It's time for a complete re-do. It's ok if your philosophy differs from mine. It's not ok to think that any politician gives a rat's butt what you think, least of all the two running for president.

When will ALL OF YOU apologize to me and give me my land back? Reparations, pht...

"The public is unhappy with the Iraq war."

Not as unhappy as you think. Obviously.

"The economy is in dire straits."

No it's not. Unemployment is at near all time lows. The only people that are not working are the ones not worth hiring. Those that are working are making the same money this year that they were last year. Gas prices are high, but gas prices do not equal the economy. The "people losing their homes" didn't have one to begin with, paid nothing down and are "losing" nothing. I'm not losing my home, are you?

"The president, a two-term Republican, is setting records for unpopularity."

Compared to the Congress and the Senate from which Obama comes, Georgie is looking positively popular.

Live in denial if you want. Obama is a closet Panther/communist.

To suggest that you actually "know" someone, as in "know the purposes of their heart". His wife didn't even know him. Additionally, it is impossible to know a politician's heart because they do not have one. The are all rotten inside. Rotten to the very core. It is a prerequisite to higher office.

You want four more years?

has gone to the same "I say it/like it, therefore it will come true" school that Obama went to. Until they come up with a conversion chain for electric cars that is as efficient as the one for chemical energy cars, it will cost more in every respect to drive an electric car. Either way (unless a truly novel energy source excluding both existing forms is arrived at), it will cost x to propel you forward, and x times the number of people wanting to be propelled forward is enormous and environmentally destructive. No getting around it, even with Obama magic.

If you want to find out what is really driving the electric car scam, just look at who will make money from it. Just like freon, radon, "harmless CO2" (catalytic converter manufacturer's famous statement), global warming, global cooling, acid rain, etc, etc, etc. Time to grow a brain, folks.

These are all real. There are so many that I got tired of it and started skipping around the list. My wife once taught a boy named Sir-Lord. The name was so offensive to her that she called him Mr. (last name).

A'BLESSEN

A'CHANTI

A'DARRYL

A'KNEEKAH

A'LAYSIA

A'LEXUS

A'QILAHYE

A'SHE - Does she have a brother named A'He?

AA'SYE'YA - Hey, see ya!

ACQUANETT - There is a hairspray called Aqua Net

ADJASCENT - I'm not making this up!

ADQUENA

AFINITI

AFREEKA

AFRICK - in lazer

AH'DONYAI - A misspelling of the worst kind.

BOONANANA - Boom shaka-laka-laka

CONQUESTIA - And you thought only guys were interested in conquest.

CONSERNETTA

CONSOLACION - As in consolation prize?

CONSQUILLA

CHARIZMA

CHIMERA - Could they possibly know what this means?

CHINADOLL

CHIXAVIER

CLETOURIOUS - Come on!

CLIQUE'

CLOISTHE

CLOTILDA - A giant clot?

CODGER - No kidding...

CORIANN - A counter top

CORNEA - I promise...

CRUMITY

FABOLOUS

FABRIZO - Bet they smell nice

FANTACEE - How cruel

FARINA - Buckwheat's friend, obviously

FLEMON - Flea man

FLUTURA

GEISHA

G'QUAY

GEORGIOS - I hope so

LATRINA - Had to be. 24 of these.

SECUNDINO - Second girl in the family, I guess

SERTA - I'm getting sleepy

SHA'DYMON - Jamaican shady man

SHA'KEISHA

SIR - Six of these! How presumptuous!

TAQUILA

TAQUIRIST - Someone who practices Taquir?

TASHAWANDA

TAZYA - Don't tase me bro! I thought this might just be a foreign name, but the last name does not support it.

TE'ANTRAE

TEMPPESTT - Temporary pest?

TEMPUS - Always on time

TENDERLY

TENEKQUALYN

TI'QUASHA

TY'WUAN - As in "made in"

UNIQUE - Sadly there are over 100, so not too...

ZYWON - last on the list

refer to silly names as "jacked-up names".

"I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels." - Nancy Pelosi

There's your Speaker. What a retard.

She's cute! Hillary, not so much... Have you seen her pageant photos? Wow! Now that's a politician I could stand seeing for the next several years.