Letters to the Editor
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Published Letters: 208 Editor's Choice: 2
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Fun Fur Mouse Pummeling Yuppie
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]The Doritos ad with the giant mouse was pretty funny. Especially since the mouse was someone in a furry mouse costume, you could see his hair under the mouse head. No CGI. What's not to like about a dude in a fun-fur costume pummeling a yuppie?
The Naomi Campbell ad was a play on the video from the Cebu, Philippines prison where the inmates danced to Thriller. I think. Long way to go for something so lame.
You may remember last year's Salesgenie.com ad. It was totally low budget and lame but the company ponied up the money and made, like, double what they spent on the ad a week after the Superbowl. I think it was an ad that usually ran during daytime TV between Get Your Diploma and Personal Injury Lawyer commercials. Panda's are pretty stupid animals by the way, so maybe that was the joke.
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The Tom Squared show
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]One Tom tanked the other did ok for 12.5 minutes in front of a bunch of kids with glow sticks that have no idea who the hell he is. Those weren't real lighters, were they? What if one of those kids was a terrorist and had a real lighter?
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Mr.Frothy Mix hasn't learned to keep his mouth shut
[Read the article: McCain swipes back at Santorum]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Definition:
Santorum
Pronunciation: san-TOR-um
Function: noun
Etymology: Savage Love - 05/29/03
1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
From Wikipedia:
Savage reacted strongly to former United States Senator Rick Santorum's statements about homosexuality in an interview with the Associated Press published April 20, 2003. (See Santorum controversy for the details.) In the interview, Santorum describes gay sex as part of a class of deviant sexual behavior, including incest, polygamy, and bestiality, which he said threaten society and the family. Furthermore Santorum stated that he believed consenting adults do not have a Constitutional right to privacy with respect to sexual acts.
Savage was outraged by these statements. At the suggestion of a reader, Savage challenged his audience to come up with a sex-related definition for the word santorum as a satirical form of political protest for the express purpose of "memorializ[ing] the Santorum scandal […] by attaching his name to a sex act that would make his big, white teeth fall out of his big, empty head".
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didn't site the santorum definition:
[Read the article: McCain swipes back at Santorum]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/
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@ Mikes Pace
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I liked the talking stain, too. Now I have to go look up proctoid.
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Who is the only player ever to get three straight hits off Nolan Ryan?
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Robin Ventura
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actually it was six straight hits
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]to the face
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Bobby Hull
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Rocky Wirtz just brought back Bobby Hull as an Ambassador to the Blackhawks fans. ( Dollar Bill Wirtz is rolling over in hs grave). Maybe President is the Rangers Corporate Word for Ambassador, as in come to the stadium and say hi to me and don't worry about the team.
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34 year old Italian and 13 year old girl
[Read the article: Sexualizing girls for a good cause]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]The judge said it was "real love" so he got a year, which in Italy is generally pardoned. Especially since the 13 year old consented to every action.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/07/witaly107.xml
from the Telegraph.co.uk
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$600
[Read the article: What will YOU do with your fiscal stimulus check?]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]$100 for myself
$100 towards principle on mortgage
$200 savings
$200 toward credit cards
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Brilliant
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I had no idea what to with that block of ice on our sidewalk that used to be snow but no one shoveled. Sidewalk curling, maybe. Only in temps with 2 digits, though.
And the winter we've been having keeps me indoors and on the couch on weekends. I could use a new show. Pros vs Joes is just bad for the brain.
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Hockey is NOT dead!!
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Bill Wirtz is.
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Have the sweepers all be topless blondes with huge ta-tas.
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Interesting, Mistress Matisse wrote about work for larger women this week. I would imagine that for the women to not freeze their ta tas off, you're looking at about size 16 and up. They are out there. All you need now is the budget to pay them.
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Forget Clemens
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]What an asshole for dragging his wife into this. Can a Clemens divorce net the wife more than the Ex Mrs Strahan or even the Ex Mrs Jordan? What a first wives club that would be...
Love Maddux
Lust Farnsworth
Forget Clemens
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he asked for it
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]He wanted to plead his case publicly?
Everybody got their rocks? C'mon Mikes Pace, lets go a'stoning!
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Hillary wants to win at all costs
[Read the article: Bowling for votes in Wisconsin]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Is Hillary competing against the Republicans, Obama or her husband? I'm getting the feeling that she is really competing against Bill. In an I'm-as-good-as-you way. Or Anything-boys-can-do-girls-can-do-better. Or I-didn't-stand-by-you-during-the-whole-Monica-thing-for-nothing.
As her campaign progresses, it seems she is fighting someone or something none of us can see. That if she loses, it will be against Bill Clinton, not any other candidate and I don't think she wants to live with that.
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it's not your beasts
[Read the article: Should I get my breasts enlarged?]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Your breasts aren't the problem.
You're still remembering junior high school. That's the problem.
Breasts won't change junior high. You need to move on.
I sugest taking the express train past junior high, high school, stop for a breather during your college years, get back on the train. When you get to the Present change trains, but leave your baggage. You'll want to go northbound, sans baggage, towards the Future. It can be a pleasant and scenic ride.
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please write
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]For all the same reasons as the others.
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Meet Buns and Chou Chou
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I would enjoy a video of King with the bunnies. They're cute. You shouldn't bring the dog though. The whole prey/predator dynamic could get uncomfortable to the viewer and the bunnies. It would be especially nice if King could match his shirt to the bunnies, too.
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Stop everything?
[Read the article: Clinton and Obama's NAFTA showdown]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]So Hillary wants to freeze interest rates and mortgage foreclosures and put a moratorium on NAFTA?
Is she going to stop anything else on Day One in office?
I should go to the grocery store and ATM so I'm ready for her first day.
Hey! Quit hording the toilet paper!
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Celebrity bashing
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]is the Ulitmate American Spectator Sport.
Only because we're too fucking lazy for Mailbox Baseball.
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Please don't ban the idiots
[Read the article: Anonymous no more]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I understand banning the mean spirited Anonymi.
But occasionally, maybe not often enough but occasionally, the haze of feeblemindedness clears and a well thought, well written comment is born.
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@ wicked_sprite
[Read the article: The unlikeliest gangbanger]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Which Anonymous did you used to be?
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The Curse
[Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]If Wrigley changes its name, will that damn billy goat curse go away?
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giving to the homeless is an investment in my future
[Read the article: Google gives free voice mail to San Francisco's homeless]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]when i get sick and can't work and can't pay bills and lose my home then someone like me will help me out.