Letters to the Editor
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Published Letters: 206 Editor's Choice: 2
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Say it ain't so about Tom Brady but
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]Today, it doesn't matter if he said he heard the whistle and didn't go for it.
Today, it doesn't matter his team was this close to losing a game.
Hell, it doesn't even matter that he wore that annoying Yankees cap around New York all summer waiting for Baby's Momma to give birth.
He and his team are still undefeated. W's and L's, right? Or, at least W's.
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timhowe
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]You missed the human development memo:
Everyone is above average. Everyone gets a trophy. No one deserves to get cut from a team. It's not your fault your fat.
Please point me in the direction of my Hall of Fame.
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You know it's the holidays
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]because it's also Favre Love Fest season. Starting Thanksgiving and lasting to the end of the Packer season in a tearful montage.
I love Favre. I love the annual Favre Love Fest. He will be the mascot of the Festivus party this year.
What happened to any of the rookies that started the same year as Favre?
Mr. Notorious W.E.S.:
The pancakes hold together better if you smear a half stick of butter between them before pouring on the syrup. For the perfect cavity treat, add fruit and powdered sugar. Then go out throw andthe ball around in the middle of the boulevard and don't take a pill or a drink when you get home no matter how many cars hit you.
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@ W.E.S.
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]I can't cook but I can condiment. You make the barely palatable foods and I'll smother them with whatever it takes to get it down the gullet.
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like I said WES
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]butter, powdered sugar or hell, tobasco
Whatever it takes to get it down the gullet.
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speaking of the Savage brothers
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]and therefore speaking of sex and baseball
the Yankees are keeping Kyle Farnsworth
and don't start with the fuck the Yankees bit
i just want the one
and don't get into how bad he sucks
because that's not the point
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what does W.E.S.
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RIP Georgia
[Read the article: Rabbit Bites: Buns and Chou Chou review "Alvin and the Chipmunks"]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Dear Georgia,
You were a big bunny with a big personality. If it weren't for those big floppy ears, you would not have gotten away with the all that mischief. Like when you sat your big butt on the shelf with all my knick knacks. You just hopped up wiggled your booty around to make room and took a seat. I am a master wire splicer and kept the electrical tape business in business the first years we were together. Remember when I had DirectTv on the phone explaining that Yes!! Everything was plugged in! only to find out that Yes everything was plugged in!! but you chew right through the co-ax.
I still wait for you to come sliding across the floor for your yogurt treat when I get home. I put new cardboard boxes in your room but I don't hear the sound of you nibbling or tearing at them. And everyone will miss getting Christmas presents with litle chew marks in the corners.
You were a trooper that last week. And a good girl for not making a fuss while I hid you under my desk. Especially when Mr. Boss came into my office. Everyone at work says Goodbye.
You weren' looking so good that last day but Dr. Kraemer and I hope you went painlessly.
With love,
A
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what about the children!?!
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]Kaufman,
I was looking for the children's picks. What did you do with your children?
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no ice = no ice hockey
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]I still firmly believe that Dallas does not deserve a hockey team. The city gets an inch or two of snow a couple of times a year and shuts down because no one knows how to drive in the snow. I beleive in having a few simple minimum requirements for a city to have a hockey team.
Rule #1 : learn how to drive in the snow. Ya'll can start with one or two inches at a time but you will be expected to be able to drive with four inches and continuing accululation.
Rule #2: Function normally (everyone goes to work and school and grocery shopping) in freezing and below temperatures for several days at a time. Yes that means life goes on when the temp is 4 and minus double digits wind chill factor. What's wind chill? Check it out here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind_chill
Rule#3:Have a secret recipe for hot tatties, rum tatties, glug or apple cider.
Rule #4: Realize that the first day of spring doesn't mean shorts and flip flops. It means one less layer of clothing.
Check, check, check and check? Here's your squid, you've earned it.
And can I borrow your ice scrapper?
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Favre Love Fest
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]will continue into next holiday season.
Welcome back WES.
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Forget Clemens
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]think Maddux! Nice guy, great pitcher.
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Kaufmann
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]Your kids might laugh. That's an italicized might, by the way.
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Brady has a Yankees hat
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]Maybe Anna can borrow it.
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just trying to help
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]@Jonathan:
In an effort to help your cause, I'll say it:
Tom Brady is awful cute!
If I can assist further, let me know.
@ I'd rahter not say:
The Pats had all their film confiscated. Showing the games again helps them do their homework.
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hell done froze over
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]"Might that most pain-inducing of duties have been handled with more aplomb with the thermometer resting comfortably at 72?"
Duties would have been handled better at 32.
I just survived a blistering cold weekend of 4 on Saturday and 10 on Sunday. Not sure of windchill but surely minus double digits. Quite frankly, I couldn't bring myself to learn the awful truth. Ignorance is bliss, I guess. You chill to the bone and exposed body parts start to hurt after 30 seconds. The AIR hurts your body.
How bad did it suck for those guys to have come back out after half time? Or go into ovetime? Talk about earning that paycheck!
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Kevred is a party pooper
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[Read more letters about this article: Here]Skip the posts you don't want to read.
Let 'em play.