Nice analysis.

One possible solution will be to take all the unemployed and create government jobs for them working on energy generation treadmills.

Thus we will reduce our dependency on the world's shrinking supplies of oil, but at the same time promote health and exercise. This will be especially beneficial in winter time as these workers will be able to keep themselves warm without drawing power from the grid and also power the electrical security fences that will keep thieves and intruders away from the generator plants.

Employees will of course be allowed to watch commercial TV propaganda while they work, or pay a small hourly fee to opt out of this benefit. They will all receive a colorful free ornamental facial tattoo with the name of their generator unit and employee ID number.

My corporation, Electroplantation Inc. will contract with the government to provide administrative services, training etc., thus providing plentiful employment for those with concentration camp guard experience or aptitude.

Employees will be recruited via a draft system administered impartially by a joint commission of the Republican Party and the Mexican drug cartels.

All employees will receive free health care from date of employment until death--hopefully this will not be too long, because older workers are less productive, and only so many supervisors are necessary.

There will be no retirement plan, another money-saving innovation, but walk-in on-site group burial plots will be made available for a small payroll deduction.

Most, if not all, of the women I know trim or shave down there. Surely only an affluent minority go to a salon for a Brazilian wax. So maybe the original question is all about class mores rather than about depilation per se.

I mean, what kind of man wants to fuck a woman shaved to resemble a 9 year old girl, only with gigantic fake tits?

Well, I agree about the fake tits, but I don't think an adult woman who is shaved much resembles a 9-year-old girl.

Actually I do like a pussy with hair, and find it a turn on, but even so it is best to be trimmed reasonably short as this is usally better for hygiene etc., and definitely better if oral sex is to be on the menu.

One assumes these days that a sex partner will shower or bathe soon prior to sex so hygiene is not always a factor, but a wild bush may hold odors of urine, fecal matter etc. and also provides a more hospitable environment for lice, scabies etc. Also when it is hairless, one can SEE more easily that everything is healthy, smells right, with no unusual discharges, oozes, pustules,etc., so overall I think the baldies have the edge, though, as I say, personally I do find a hairy one sexy.

Well, duh, telling each other what you like is Sex 101 for new arrivals to our planet on their orientation week.

I rarely watch porn for the simple reason that it doesn't arouse me, except for the very rare porn that resembles real sex. On the other hand, I have enjoyed a few times watching a live couple in the same hotel room having sex, or being watched having sex by another couple (or another woman).

There is very little resemblance between porn and real sex.

Porn, as stated in the article is largely formulaic and about close-ups of penetration and ejaculation. In porn the partners rarely seem to speak to each other about what they are doing or about the camera--talk about ignoring the elephant in the room!

Real sex is about giving your partner orgasms, or a prolonged period of pleasure finally released by orgasm.

Contrary to what others have said, I would say that prostitutes are very good at asking what men like and indicating what they like and dislike themselves. Why would they not be? Disclaimer--I have never had relations with American prostitutes, so maybe they are somehow different.

... is the young, weak animal, unsteady on its feet, that finds itself on the outer fringes of the herd. However, regardless of what precautions the wildebeests take to protect their young, eventually the lions will find their lunch or they will die in the attempt.

I'm not disagreeing out of hand, but do you have anything but anecdotal and experiential evidence to support the claims you make?

No, it is all from personal experience.

I should also mention that I have extensive experience with workers comp, another mechanism for getting extra paid time off. Of course injuries do occur in the workplace, but it is surprising how many claims involve events that were only reported a day later, or soft tissue injuries that are not immediately apparent even to physicians, one of the reasons being apparently that even people who have health insurance cannot always afford the copays for going to the doctor when they get injured at home.

I have always maintained that European style universal health care without copays would save a fortune on workers comp and motorists insurance premiums, which unfortunately our politicians never seem to discuss.

Hmmm. I did a really brief check and your first post today was at 11:50 AM PDT. Either you work overseas or are taking a "sick day"....or you're posting from work because you posted a number of times after that.

I only work at weekends in my main job, though I have a second job midweek on certain days from 7-7, but I didn't spend any time there this week. I think if you check my 2000 letters you will find that only a miniscule number were made on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays which are my scheduled work days. Most of those probably WERE posted from overseas.

Of course, working at the weekend is exactly what gives me a detailed insight into the reasons why employees call out sick at short notice.