Letters to the Editor
tom payne
Published Letters: 1101 Editor's Choice: 3
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dear mai
[Read the article: Why Hillary Clinton should be winning]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I have apologized for and retracted many rash statements. The only thing I regret regarding my post about Widdle Georgie Bushit, the worst president in American history and a stone cold war criminal, is that it was too polite. He deserves to spend the rest of his unnatural life in a maximum security prison with large angry black gay cellmates. So, class is as class does. The degree of contempt in which I hold Bushit and many of the members of his criminal cadre really can't be overstated. I stop short of capital punishment. I don't believe in it, and he doesn't deserve it. A couple decades of repeated angry penetration should suffice. Mai apologies if this runs counter to your geisha training. nitey nite. you sound awfully young to be an old prig.l
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lies and more lies
[Read the article: Reports of Penn's ouster may be greatly exaggerated]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]the klintoon kamp is pathological. I'm trying to recall the last true thing any of these liars said. Still thinking....... less Bushit than Nixxon, I guess billary is the modern day Tricky Dickless.
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same whorehouse, different room
[Read the article: Cashing in on the Clinton campaign]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Penn's dipping in a new inkwell down the hall. His advice has been perfect: wrong every time. You go, Mark. Or, rather, stay. Sit. Roll over. Play dead. Good doggie. The dead part won't be playing shortly when billary goes belly up.
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elephant turds abounding
[Read the article: Cokie Roberts speaks out on the war on behalf of the American people]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]NPR is leftist. Yeah. Anything remotely resembling neutrality, that doesn't grab its collective ankles and beg for it like Fuxxsnooze does, is pinko. the only thing pink in this cyber room is the brain dead elephant. Keep watching Murdoch Bush Blowjob News, heffalump. It informs your every pathetic plop of a post. And McLame IS a warmonger. He loves it. He lives for it. He still says VEE-ETT-NAMM. Dumbass top gun reject, serial adulterer, and lobbyists' wet dream.
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dooger booger picks another
[Read the article: Why Hillary Clinton should be winning]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]By unrinalysis, booger hitler, lincoln, churchill, lenin, jesus, jim jones, and obama are indistinguishable because they were all charismatic, even spellbinding, public speakers. this is so profoundly stupid, so breathtakingly ignorant, I merely ask the readership to go back to booger's posts paralleling Jones and Obama. I've known sharper tree stumps.
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independent dooger booger
[Read the article: Why Hillary Clinton should be winning]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Your scatological and anal fixations notwithstanding, the most telling sentence- assuming it, uncharacteristically, for you, included a noun and a verb- was the one in which you let it slip (out of the sheep) that you'd vote Raff Nadir. That, and your Jonestown dribble, is all anyone really need to know about The Booger. If he ain't out doin' that barnyard thing, he's gonna screw the Democratic Party one way or the other. Don't let the barn door hit ya where that ram done split ya. Just read what he says, friends. It's its own refutation, self contained regurgitation, endless keyboard masturbation, the Mall Wart plague that's sweepin' the nation. I love to drop my "g's" randomly, just like that bobbleheaded Billary, who's jest 'a tryin' ta soun' like de common folk. Common is the best she is, and beats Booger by a cuntry mile.
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liar, liar
[Read the article: Thank you, Rush Limbaugh!]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Billary and Tush Fatblob. who'd a thunk it? Billary, and Joanie Phony for that matter, remind me of Jim Carey in that bathroom scene from Liar Liar, in which he kicks his own ass, then comes whining back into the courtroom. Unlike the Cary character, who can't tell a lie, the Billbots can't tell the truth. They say Obama kicked her ass. She kicked it herself, time and again, lie after lie. Incoming! Damned snipers.
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hyperbole supreme
[Read the article: Why Hillary Clinton should be winning]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Dooger Booger in a walk. A drunken stumble, really, but the Jonestown anal-olgy pegs the stupid meter.
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hyperbole prize
[Read the article: Why Hillary Clinton should be winning]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]how 'bout a free dinner for Dooger Booger, featuring a dish named after him: Jerk Chicken?
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full circle, full jerk
[Read the article: How 1968 changed Hillary]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]she became so committed to social justice she was on the board of Wall Mart for several years. UP the Revolution, Billary. And up yours.
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heffalump Droppings Again
[Read the article: Cokie Roberts speaks out on the war on behalf of the American people]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]you'd do the world a service by inserting your trunk under your tail, inhaling deeply, and disappearing.
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the pork air force
[Read the article: Avoiding "a thermonuclear climax"]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]flying pigs? Civil Clintons? Possible. Desirable. How pleasant to have a contest, in contrast to what we've had since Rodham fell off her pedestal in February. I'll believe it when I see, but I hope I do. She nowhere near as bad as her Cruella DeClinton schitck that Penn thought was the way to go. But she hired the jerk, and then took his advice. What does a President do? Make appointments, listen to advice, and decide. Not a great portent for Hillary,but it would be refreshing to see the campaign conclude with some grace, whichever way it goes.
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juvenal
[Read the article: Why Hillary Clinton should be winning]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Congressional apportionment is approximate, and certainly within the 9400/10100 ratio you claim, and which I will accept as true. It's not out of line with how districts are made, and is actually far superior to the way districts are drawn, with the grotesque gerrymandering and carving of misshapen districts to ensure incumbency. I need not remind you of the Senate or the electoral college, neither of which is faintly democratic. But it is American. Is change needed? Of course. But that does not change the remained of this primary season, nor should it. Hillary has not been the victim of any conspiracy to rob her of "her" delegates. They're our delegates, the delegates of the Democratic Party. If she earns them by the imperfect rules in place, more power to her. If not, accept the results with some dignity.
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anonym-ass
[Read the article: Why Hillary Clinton should be winning]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Caligula? Wow. I sit corrected. Hitler, Lenin, Jim Jones, et al are tough company, but Caligula?! Mercy. I still think Dooger Booger deserves a Jerk Chicken award on the Jonestown anal-ogy. Nice supporters, Billary.
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play misty for me
[Read the article: How 1968 changed Hillary]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I'm all choked up. What a woman. But which woman are we supposed to vote for? The passionate bag thrower? The petulant fit thrower? The Bosnian sniper survivor? The corporate lawyer? The Bush enabler? The Obama scolder? The misty mommy, welling up croc tears in a photo op? so many choices, and only one woman. Hydra?