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tom payne

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  • petards for retards

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    an interesting side note, for all you closet racists and fembots: the derivation of petard is middle english and shares the same root as breaking wind. So, how apropos that Billary buttheads references are farts. who smelt it to dealt it.

  • drooger booger

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    Yes. You, you genius you, you've hit it. I was wondering what I found remarkable about Obama. It's his uncanny resemblance, both physically, intellectually, and vocally, to Jim Jones. How could have missed it in my kool-aid blurred, messianic-glazed vision? thank you, drooger booger m.d. for unmasking what should have been screamingly obvious. Now, remove that finger you have rammed up your nostril and type us another insight. It takes a mighty short dipstick to measure the shallow mentalities of the Bots for Billary.

  • damnthatracisttool

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    not everyone. you, cretin, certainly. count the delegates. take off your shoes if that helps. as far as assholes, I'd say you don't even qualify as an entire asshole, merely a clenched sphincter. Grab yer ankles. Billary's gonna be done by the end of the month, flying spastically overhead like a punctured condom.

  • The Penn is Dumber Than A Stump

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    Old Hill done chose her staff. She done run her own campaign. She's the experienced executive, right? 35 years, and never a cookie baked. Whatta woman. Not enough woman for Bill, but that's not her fault. Probably. The primary system is Rube Goldberg city, folks. It takes planning, vision, attention to details, encyclopedic knowledge of the widely varying rules in each jurisdiction. Obama has thrashed her in every aspect of this. If she was all that and a side of garlic fries, she's have buried the field, Obama and all, months ago. Nope. She drove the bus right into the side of a building, and then blamed the darkie for puttin' that building in front of her. Piss off, Billary. Take it like a woman. OR a man. Whatever lifts yer kilt.

  • mary

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    I'm more a Gillian Welch guy. American music. Or Son House. as far as Irish car bombs, the only of those with which I deal are at the pubs where they pay me to play music. Stout and Tullimore Dew, the breakfast of champions. Thus, you and I become the pieces of bread in a shit sandwich, with damnthatmegaprick in between. pass the pickles.

  • a free country?

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    It is if you're Mark Penn. Or Bill and Hill. As far as Tush Fatblob, drug addled fascist gasbag, if we're down to relying on filth like Tush and Scaife to get out alleged "progressive" points, we're well and truly screwed. Lie down with dogs, Joan, wake up with ticks. Is there any association you won't curry to pull Rodham out of the bitch ditch she drove into on her own power? Spare me the self-righteousness. I"ve read the tripe. Menudo it ain't.

  • dooger booger/solidwastesista

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    Hillary's states count. Obama's don't. PIss off. The nation is called the United States of America. They all count. Every hillary humping one. As far a booger resting his case, his case is resting on his chair, in the back of his/her/its baggy befouled pants. Count the delegates, girls and boys. Check the upcoming states. Make wildly optimistic assumptions, unsupported by any rational thought (just the usual ration of shit) about how Rodham will do. Come up with a number that exceeds Obama's. Show your work. Can't do the math? I didn't think so, lobotomoids. There are websites. Use google, with or without removing the finger you have inserted up to the second knuckle in one orifice or another. Get back to us. Quite a distinction, booger. you've supplanted the legendary shawnie boy the pawn as the quadraped most likely to vote republikan. Baaaa.

  • manos

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    Hillary's ahead, but on a different planet: Uranus. Hillary support comes largely from Uranus. the stench gives them away. Count the delegates, morons.

  • billary69yourself

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    Take Kate's advice. Free advice, worth every penny, is her speciality. That, and wounded virtue. An armadillo would make an apt symbol for the Billary campaign: stupid, in the middle of a lonely highway, and about to get flattened. love heywood

  • chhabili: breakfast

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    I think raspberry waffles (Sturdiwheat, a tiny company in Red Wing, Minnesota, and the best waffle/pancake mix ever, in a number of great flavors) with real butter and real maple syrup. Peet's Major Dickason coffee. Then, off to geezer Tuesday at the local mart (my name, not theirs) where seniors get ten percent off, and thanks to Bushonomics, we need every penny). Dinner depends on what looks good. I've got some veal/chicken stock left over from osso bucco, and maybe some mixed wild mushrooms with a stock/wine reduction, mahogany rice. Hillary thinks cooking bespeaks weakness. It's one of many issues for which she has a tin ear. Women and men should do what they do best, in the home and in the workplace, and in politics, and not what society proscribes or prescribes. It's odd so many purported feminists are adamant about Billary. she's a piss poor example of a woman. Brains without nuance or human feeling mean little. Empty resume, empty heart. No wonder Bill was blowin' in the wind.

  • KateMeds

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    Take them orally, please, at least this once.

  • Mai or Mai Not

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    We don't need a room, prig. I was asked about breakfast. Do you find that erotic? Seek help. I have a room, where I shall repair shortly to sleep with the same goddess who's been with me for about 38 years. So, with all respect, don't foist your kinky trip on me. You women and your male stereotypes. If I cook and like show tunes and English films I must be gay. Piss off.