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tom payne

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  • Billary Road Apples

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    Of all the things I've ever read in Salon- and that goes back eight years- this is the biggest bundle of bullshit by a billary mile. a billary mile is either longer or shorter than a true mile, depending on how Her Highness is feeling at the time. She is losing- a sane person, which leaves out the sheep bleating on this thread this morning- would know that there is no chance for her to overtake Obama, and only a very public, lengthy, televised convention blood letting would give her any chance to bribe, bitch, or blather her way with the stupordelegates. That would greatly increase the odds for McLame to win an election in which he has no chance. Any residual affection I might have felt for the Clintons- who did do some admirable things in their time in Washington- has evaporated. I think he's a ego-bloated scold and that she's a conniving, duplicitous douche bag. They'd do the country a great service by doing that of which they are utterly incapable: accepting defeat with grace. Again- I will, with great reluctance, vote for the shrew if she finagles her way, squirming through loopholes coated in KY jelly, into the nomination. I will never vote for a republikan. Ever. Even the Klintoonians ain't that bad. They're getting close, though. Here's a middle finger salute to billary, this bilgewater article, and the brain dead 'bots posting in support of the most anti-democratic manure I've had the misfortune to have foisted on me. Piss off, the lot of you. And no, you can't have your ball back.

  • If you believe this crap....

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    You might be a moron. Strike that. You are a moron. This is the sticky residue remaining when vomit dries, as billary's chances have dried to the national barroom floor. And, Merry Dumbass, fight me, write me, ignite me, bite me. The Who hasn't made anything worth a shit since Who's Next. That must be why you chose them to quote. Nothing more recent and whine-drenched like Avrille Levagina or whatever her repugnant name is. Something's happening and you don't know what it is, do you, Klintoon Jones?

  • Hhatchet

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    Ah, to the payne. Princess Bride, final act. We love that movie. Billary would be the overconfident sicilian dwarf who laughs at the iocaine powder until he falls over dead. Never go in against a Klintoonian when a nomination's on the line, ahhh, hhaaa, hhaa, ha, ha, uhhhh. Plop. Bye Billary.

  • life and death

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    yes, bloomsbury, life and death. or, for billary, lie and death. she helped hand Bush the keys to the family tank to invade Iraq. 4020 dead americans, 500K dead Iraqis, 2 million refugees, massive infrastructure failures (while things are blown up again and again and Halliburton and KBR fix 'em). She is complicit in that death. She NEVER apologizes. Ever. Wanna see what an apology looks like? On April 4 at the Lorraine Motel, McCain did not attempt to explain away his "no" vote on making MLK's birthday a national holiday. He said- can you absorb this?- "I was wrong". How hard is that? too damned hard for Billary. Too much pride, too much amibitchin', too much ego. She tries to humanize herself with faux blubbering. Bullshit. Apologize. And then leave. Have you brain dead sheep been noting the delegate erosion for Princess Bile? She's down about 170 now, and falling. Don't piss and moan about the rules. Obama didn't make them up. He just outstrategized her sorry ass into what is now inevitable oblivion. Well deserved oblivion. Oblivion she's earned with every lie, every scold, every bobble-headed spewing of skewed facts. Bye, Billary.

  • rampart

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    it's okay. Bill'd be glad to stick the Big One into Captain Crunch or the Lucky Charms elves. Horn dogs do corn dogs. He's flexible. Hill's so pissy in part 'cause she hasn't gotten any since Arkansas. Looooooonely.

  • aka drone

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    some men are pigs. some women are shrews. I'd argue the proportions are extremely close to the same. Why your interaction with some boor my age who tried to cop one has anything at all to do with this primary pissathon beats me with a blunt instrument- your wit, perhaps. I hope you have a long a pleasant trust child life in your natural fibers, that you experience love and avoid the heartbreak of psoriasis, that regularity be your constant companion. Help me here. How does this dovetail with these two specific individuals in this specific election? Does Obama represent wine-imbibers and horndogs, and Rodham represents virtue and you? The parallel is so dim, so weak, even I, who live probably overmuch in the world of simile and metaphor, can't make the twain meet. Keep trying- patience if nothing else. It is not the vitriol or the thick-wittedness of her followers that I find offputting; it is her campaign, her lies and her phony cackling and her manipulative manner. She knows a lot of facts. BFD. So do I. You probably do as well. This is about choosing a leader, not an accountant, not a policy analyst, not a drone or a drudge. It's not about who you want to have a beer, or an over-oaked chardonnay with. Who can inspire? Who has a chance at greatness? It's about looking at the world as if something mattered besides ourselves. Enjoy your denim, but there can be empty levis as easily as empty suits.

  • christopher

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    very nicely done. I love it when someone throws in tertiary. Big Bill may 'a caught a bunny but he ain't no friend of mine (a song that made a white man rich, but was written and performed first by a black woman). Oh, and screw dixie. And Hillary can't count.

  • The glasses ain't rose

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    Bush's glasses are brown, from having his preppy head up his flabby ass. The only rose connection is that manure can help them grow (watch out for salinity).

  • damnthatmoron

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    You couldn't find your petard, retard. Count the delegates. Note the polls for upcoming states. Kiss your flabby ass goodbye. love heywood